Time to spring-clean those grills & smokers from the long winter & get back on track! Feels like a #BeefCake butter burgers weekend!! 💨 🍔 a.co/d/0gayhpmc

They clearly want an America where everyone is made to be afraid to say anything bad about dear leader (just like they are!), while night & day he shits with impunity all over whoever and whatever pops into his twisted old toddler brain.

#SoccerDad 🤗

🚨Amazing limited time deal at Big Y Supermarkets all across Connecticut & Massachusetts on #GoldBark & #BeefCake. More details in the video below🚨 #LFG

Read the text, then play the video… Obviously, Trump is lying his ass off here—that’s all he knows how to do. But Susie Wiles unable to prevent herself from ripping off three involuntary tells while listening to Trump lie is a 10/10 👏

Nope. I broke down a chuck roll over the weekend and this is all the rando pieces frozen a lil’ to be put through my slicer. Great way to make use of all the non-steak or roast pieces.

Every time I make #GoldBark burnt ends I get to this stage—right before cubing & saucing—and I have to tap into some Herculean self-control to not just stop now and eat it all 😳

BlueSky doesn’t allow pics & video in the same post, so here’s that action 💥

Enjoy this timely earworm…possibly the greatest earworm in music history “It’s Raining Tacos” *If you don’t bounce, tap your feet, bob your head, dance or sing along, see a doctor immediately

Trump’s biggest problem is no one loves him enough to tell him he’s a f’ing idiot. Seriously. Most never get close to this stage because someone cares about ‘em & says, “You sound so dumb, shut up.” But nope. This guy says it’s gonna be guaranteed peace—that he can’t guarantee🤦‍♂️ Cuz nobody loves him

🚨 ICYMI: Black Lives Matter criticized a George Floyd joke featured on Netflix. Meanwhile, Rev. T. Sheri Amore Dickerson of BLM Oklahoma City was recently indicted on wire fraud and money laundering charges tied to an alleged $3.15 million embezzlement scheme. 🤡🤡🤡

Foreign Minister Sikorski on support for Ukraine and NATO security: "We hope that Vladimir Putin recalculates now that Ukraine has been granted additional resources by the European Union and that weapons are flowing from the United States."

The 5th Assault Brigade destroyed 9 Shaheds using interceptor STING 🔥 “For the enemy, this is a tool of terror. For our warriors, it is a target that must be detected and destroyed,” wrote the soldiers of the 5th Assault Brigade on their page. 1/2

Yesterday, @normornstein.bsky.social and @djrothkopf.bsky.social dove into the administration's criminality as we head into Memorial Day weekend. Listen here! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i... youtu.be/pWgHME7YPII

This was part of the plan... all along. Kickbacks, bribes, overpayments, all without competitive bidding or oversight. This is corruption at its finest. 💰 #FollowTheMoney #FDT #FuckICE #RepublicansProtectPedofiles#TrumpIsInTheEpsteinFiles Reporting by @ _paperplanet_

LULA: "𝙑𝙞𝙫𝙞 𝙪𝙢 𝙢𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙤 𝙦𝙪𝙚 𝙢𝙚 𝙚𝙢𝙤𝙘𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙤𝙪 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙛𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙚 𝙣𝙤 𝙎𝙚𝙢 𝘾𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙖. 𝙊𝙪𝙫𝙞𝙧 𝙇𝙪𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙣𝙖 𝘽𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙤 𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙧 𝙨𝙤𝙗𝙧𝙚 𝙤 𝙨𝙞𝙜𝙣𝙞𝙛𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙙𝙤 𝙙𝙚 𝙙𝙪𝙖𝙨 𝙢𝙪𝙡𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙨 𝙣𝙚𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙨 𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙢 𝙤 𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙚 𝙙𝙖 𝙍𝙚𝙥ú𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙖 𝙢𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙖 𝙤 𝘽𝙧𝙖𝙨𝙞𝙡 𝙦𝙪𝙚 𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙢𝙤𝙨 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙪𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙤 𝙟𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙤𝙨. 𝘼𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙖 𝙝á 𝙢𝙪𝙞𝙩𝙤 𝙖 𝙖𝙫𝙖𝙣ç𝙖𝙧. 𝙈𝙖𝙨 𝙝𝙤𝙟𝙚 𝙤 𝙥𝙤𝙫𝙤 𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙤 𝙤𝙘𝙪𝙥𝙖 𝙚𝙨𝙥𝙖ç𝙤𝙨... 1/2⤵️

Apple Mail continues to be the worst email app for performing the basic task of ... searching one's inbox. When I search for nearly any term, it just does this endlessly and never returns any results.

Out now! IN DANGER’S HOUR is the second book in the Romulus Hutchinson Naval Adventure series: action-packed, authentic historical fiction following twins fighting with the Royal Navy and the Merchant Navy in #ww2. Available now in paperback or Kindle: getbook.at/InDangersHour

Truth.

The crew of Artemis II splashed down on Friday evening. https://www.wtva.com/news/artemis-ii-astronauts-return-from-moon-with-a-splashdown-to-close-out-a-record-breaking/article_d0f4dd90-8131-5f2c-996d-296b7be60b90.html 

For the first time, we have something we agree with Peter Thiel about. We were shocked too. @haitch.bsky.social @goldman.blue

<stefon voice>D.C.'s hottest club is.... The CIA Christmas Party....</stefon voice> @haitch.bsky.social @goldman.blue

#wembanyama #timberwolves #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/2026-05-11/us/Sports/en/bs/Minnesota-edges-Spurs-after-Wembanyama-ejection/1272927

Meet your Courage Candidate for OH-11: Ardelia Holmes. 🗳️ Educator. Economic strategist. Unbought, unbossed, and refuses all corporate PAC money — including AIPAC. She didn't wait for permission to fight. She won't wait in Congress either. Early voting is OPEN. Primary is May 5.

🤣😂🤣😘😘😘🥰😘😘💜💚❤️

Saturday Morning, I turn over in my bed. Just one more hour of peace, but no, "Meow Meow Meow" instead! When my kitty gets ignored, Hell hath no fury like a Cat scorned! #Caturday #saturdayvibes #weekend #cats #poetry #poem #humor #vss365 #fury

⭕ #Alain_Finkielkraut : « Il faut bien que les #Palestiniens se sentent chez eux quelque part ! » #Finkielkraut appelle à « déplacer » la population de certaines colonies de #Cisjordanie vers les territoires #Israéliens.

Trump: Look at the muscles on this guy!

Where does this stop? Billions in subsidies, projects collapsing, and families hit with power bills as high as $784 a month. I’m calling for transparency and accountability — regional Australians shouldn’t be left paying the price.

Jessica Shepard grabs the offensive board off the missed free throw, and Azzi Fudd hits the midrange jumper. 2 point game! #WNBA

💀 Nitazene opioids are emerging as a post‑fentanyl threat. Some nitazenes are roughly as potent as fentanyl around 50× stronger than heroin and analogues like protonitazepyne may be >20× stronger than fentanyl.

This is Spielberg’s second big Alien movie, some of us remember close encounters of the third kind. Look, I joke constantly about how we’re in quarantine because the aliens are scared of us, but the most probable solution to the Drake equation is that intelligence is a freak accident.

Wistikles | Iranian football officials led by Mehdi Taj were stopped at Toronto airport and denied entry to Canada, missing the FIFA Congress despite valid visas. Iran cited mistreatment, while Canada called it unintentional; security concerns may be involved. #wistikles #canada #Iran #FIFA #IRGC

More cowbell would like you all to know he was never booked for Freedom 250. #FuckFreedom250 and the clown car it rode in on.

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When you need to know what's happening right now there's Factal. When you need to know what's happening tomorrow there's the Factal Forecast.

The sound of a city should be human, not mechanical. The city is an organism that has been turned into an engine room and a transit hub. Yesterday I was at various locations right next to busy (car-)roads. It was exhausting to wait for the human sounds to take over: Not until late in the evening.

#gas #prices #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/d9seyanr

AMERICA'S MASCOT HAS SPOKEN: 🇺🇲🦅💩🤯 #StephenColbert #DemocraticPatriot #DonaldTrump #DeplorableTraitor #STFU #GTFO #TTTH 🖕🤬🖕

Heimir Hallgrímsson’s journey to becoming Ireland’s head coach began far from Dublin — on the small, windswept island of Vestmannaeyjar.

Even the screams sound like those of a robot shutting down or whose battery is dead. #StarFox #Nintendo

Manny Machado hits one off the foul pole for his 10th dinger of the year!

Another music question! Cris asked about improvising

Secret Service agents are being paid during the DHS shutdown, largely funded by $ from a previous legislative funding bill. As of March ‘26, LEO’s at the Secret Service, along w/ ICE & CBP, are being paid, unlike some fed staff who initially missed paychecks. I’m so sick of this bullshit rhetoric 👇

#LVFC was amazing Thanks to everyone for making my first con experience so wonderful

Step Into Mexico City’s Iconic Tower — Virtually or In Person https://go.casadechiles.com/JWQ4hp

CAMRT 2026 is officially underway. We are excited to welcome MRT professionals from across Canada for two days of education, networking, and collaboration. #CAMRT2026

THE KRAKEN is out for revenge in Today's Turbo Tunnel! play here: play.google.com/store/apps/d... #TonisTurboTunnel #indiegame

Xavi Pascual, duríssim: "Hem fet el ridícul o prop del ridícul" https://3cat.cat/esport3/en-directe-barca-valencia-basket-duel-daltura-amb-el-play-off-a-lhoritzo/noticia/3412434/

Cavaliers HC Kenny Atkinson on tonight being a mental win: "Especially this group, we're trying to get over a hump. We're trying to get to the next level ... these are high pressure moments, you're down, you feel the crowd getting nervous. I think we took a step tonight."

Perth had such a great event & said so many important things about him & Santa. Can't wait to see what surprise they for us soon 🥰 I also hope Perth keeps wearing colors because he looked perfect in pink today 💗 🖤 PERTH X VELLA SLEEPMASK #CoreOnePrivilegexPerth #PerthSanta #เพิร์ธแซนต้า #perthtanapon

In an interview in 1977, Steven Spielberg said: "I wouldn't put it past this government that a cosmic Watergate has been underway for 25 years." Source: HighlyStrange

We have watched this administration tear at the foundations of our democracy. Attacking our institutions, our freedoms, and tearing families apart.

Two people were killed and several wounded in an Israeli UAV strike near the Al-Mazra'a school in Deir al-Balah, central Gaza Strip.

This Was So God Damn Hot...Me Next Please 😍🥰🥵💙🩵❤️‍🔥 #911onABC #EvanBuckley #OliverStark

New episode out now! We’re excited to feature Tara Fickle, an expert in race and gaming. In this episode, we dive into ludo-orientalism, unpack how racial stereotypes show up in gaming culture, and explore the role of gender in e-sports. Check the episode now! youtu.be/ZTdispPupmU

haiku video bysüsanspark #artificialintelligence #animation #fantasy #writing

🪶 time for a Cardinal of the day 📽️ Alpha is flappy today, Elder is definitely molting, Mr and Mrs Alpha eat together, Pope and more Enjoy ⏳with our 🐦 See yourself in a 🔵bubble feel your heart beating💓 Breathe🫁 in light Breathe😮‍💨 out Shadow let it go We will PERSEVERE #birds

Rep. Craig: "Do you know how many farms we lost in the US last year?" Rollins: "Uh... I know you were talking about bankruptcies, about 315 farms" Craig: "We lost 15,000 farms. Do you know how much money farmers lost? $28 billion" Rollins: ...."Well.... It depends on how you calculate that"

Julian on Wagons East Basically Dr Cox with more sass and 2 revolvers