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If we ignore my horrendous swing, we can focus on me hitting a 90mph fastball down the first base line! The haters said I couldn't do it! My hand? Numb. My ego? Wildly inflated. My birthday? Off to an excellent start.

Told my cat that pitchers and catchers to report this week and now he's licking a book about the history of the Blue Jays, so no matter how obsessive I get about them at least I won't do that (probably)

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Carolina Hurricanes GM Eric Tulsky joined the show to discuss keeping their Stanley Cup window open, roster construction, and what really went down at the trade deadline... youtu.be/YLwBF3EkAks

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