Clare Blackwood

I have thoughts on the Toronto Blue Jays' injuries thus far and how they can improve them with the power of Comedy

If case you were wondering where Mark Carney's government currently stands on environmental issues, his Chief of Staff has a handy summary! youtu.be/2yGvijKA2QM?...

You guys need to stop scrutinizing Ontario Premier Doug Ford, okay? He's just a widdle baby!

I'm a TikTok CBC star, tell all my haters

Doug Ford has released an official statement saying he is very very sorry about being caught buying a private jet youtu.be/OFr2TxX60lE?...

If you haven't watched my latest video about Poilievre's reaction to Mark Carney's shiny new majority government, he wrote the Prime Minister a very lovely congratulations note and I think you all should hear it! youtu.be/fkduTKAuLn8?...

Even the most professional of US press secretaries can get distracted from making her Patreon weekly roundup video when Cody Bellinger hits a home run on the television

White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt explains how the US-Iran war is going for all you brainless losers who didn't understand the President's amazing speech yesterday! youtu.be/TJVEiGu4-Yc?...

When someone asks Doug Ford to name three university courses that aren't Drug Dealing 101

I'm working on the weekly Canadian politics roundup for my Patreon and accidentally invented Doug Ford's new Ontario slogan

Told my cat that pitchers and catchers to report this week and now he's licking a book about the history of the Blue Jays, so no matter how obsessive I get about them at least I won't do that (probably)

If we ignore my horrendous swing, we can focus on me hitting a 90mph fastball down the first base line! The haters said I couldn't do it! My hand? Numb. My ego? Wildly inflated. My birthday? Off to an excellent start.

Donald Trump is very mad that @mark-carney.bsky.social is making him learn difficult words! Full (new!) video: youtu.be/kepeE4x6Dlw?...