Chris Patrick Carolan 🇨🇦 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

BREAKING: Fuck Your Yankee Blue Jeans have also withdrawn from the Freedom 250 celebration.

I want to tale a full week off from it all to binge watch old Sword & Sorcery clunkers, is that too much to ask?

This for AB seditionists and separatists.

Stop making your things worse.

I sometimes (read: often) wonder how many copies of magazines like Beeton's might be languishing forgotten in old steamer trunks or the dusty top shelves of country house larders waiting to be found. Then I hope they're found by folks who know what they're looking at so they don't end up in the bin

Someone: "Can you walk me through your writing and editing process?" Me:

Drop some ARROWS 🏹➡️🖤 (One day I'll hear the word "arrow" without thinking of this. Today was not that day.)

Updated statement from the Conservative Party headquarters:

Narrated by nervous George Costanza.

quote with your favourite villain 🗡️

May the devil take them both.

If Preston Manning and Danielle Smith could just get into a fully-gassed two-seater and fuck away off across the 49th parallel already, that'd be great. They clearly don't want to be in Canada, so let 'em go kick it somewhere else.

AND ANOTHER THING if my union local was hosting a campaign stop for _any_ conservative politician I would be asking some serious questions of leadership, what with *broad gesture at everything* and all. The only time a union should invite a Tory scoundrel is to load them into a cannon.