Narrated by nervous George Costanza.

This for AB seditionists and separatists.

Someone: "Can you walk me through your writing and editing process?" Me:

I want to tale a full week off from it all to binge watch old Sword & Sorcery clunkers, is that too much to ask?

Stop making your things worse.

I sometimes (read: often) wonder how many copies of magazines like Beeton's might be languishing forgotten in old steamer trunks or the dusty top shelves of country house larders waiting to be found. Then I hope they're found by folks who know what they're looking at so they don't end up in the bin

May the devil take them both.

BREAKING: Fuck Your Yankee Blue Jeans have also withdrawn from the Freedom 250 celebration.

Updated statement from the Conservative Party headquarters:

Drop some ARROWS 🏹➡️🖤 (One day I'll hear the word "arrow" without thinking of this. Today was not that day.)

Arike and 1 #WNBA

Local elections should be about local government. Some parties what to distract you from what actually matters: who will do the work. Lib Dems win more councillors every year, win more by-elections, and defend more seats - because we actually deliver for people. #votelibdem

People love to mock survival until survival knocks on their door. I rebuilt through surgeries. I rebuilt through instability. I rebuilt through business losses. I rebuilt through rooms that were not designed to include me. I rebuilt while still showing up, following up, documenting, working,

I would work there for free! 🎉 IG: bubblepuppyplayhouse www.thebubblepuppy.com/open-swim

After bath zoomies.

Future or Stagnation? Europe is at a turning point. 🤖 AI will change the world—with or without us. 💡 We must create, not just regulate. If we hesitate, others will move ahead. Wake up, Europe! The future won’t wait! #AI #Art #NFT #AIForGood #Europe #Innovation #impactArt

Business is picking up

📢 The US has shaken up its dietary guidelines causing media headlines around the world. Watch our webinar featuring Professor Mike Rayner of @ox.ac.uk and Food Foundation Executive Director Anna Taylor to hear why it matters for UK food policy. 🔗 bit.ly/4t5hTzm

How to Unlock the ENDING of Subnautica 2 Early Access: Restore the alien Power Plant, climb the Observatory orrery and trigger the Axum message.!! haplogamingchef.blogspot.com/2026/05/subn... #Subnautica2 #Subnautica #Gaming #IndieGame #SurvivalGame #Underwater #PCGaming #EarlyAccess #GamingTips

Double life, double trouble! 🌒🗡️ Dive into Delia's world where justice & vengeance collide. Ready for the thrill? Link in bio to explore! 📚✨ #TheAssassinsHeart #ThrillerReads #BookTok #MysteryLovers

🕹️ Free now on steam 🕹️ Free now until: Apr 13 • Graveyard Keeper • Chamber Survival

📚✨ Day 2 at the Brandeis University Tucson Alumni Books & Authors Event 2026 — 💫 So honored to be alongside:
📖 Jeanine Cummins, Speak to Me of Home
📖 Miriam Gershow, Closer
📖 Larry Waldman, Silver Sex Thank you to the Brandeis Tucson Alumni especially Wendy, Debby, grateful to be included.

Schlaf und Fruchtbarkeit: was in der Nacht über deinen Zyklus entscheidet. Melatonin wird nachts produziert und schützt laut Studienlage die Eizelle vor oxidativem Stress. Wachstumshormon wird im Tiefschlaf ausgeschüttet und ist an der Follikelreifung beteiligt. Schlafmangel erhöht Cortisol.

The mall forgot people. But the earth remembered. 🛍️💎 Crystal caverns reclaiming an empty shopping mall – a liminal fantasy in four scenes. For @rocketstopemberley 's #RocketsChallenge2026 – Crystal Cavern Growth + Empty Shopping Mall 🎵 Music: Geode Dreams #LiminalSpace #FantasyArt

How can you simplify your life? What knowledge has had the greatest impact on your life? #VibrationMentor #CLManifestation

It’s glorious

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GOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING PORTLAND IT IS A TIMBERS MATCHDAY IN MINNESOTA #RCTID

“Vogue has so much rizz, and no money. And the Bezoses have just so much money and not a lot of rizz. It's a marriage made in heaven.” @profgalloway.com and @karaswisher.bsky.social on why Jeff and Lauren Bezos belong at the Met Gala. Catch the full conversation in tomorrow's episode.

Dr Jonathan Reiner: "One other interesting thing I noted was that when the president left Walter Reed, he posted that he had a perfect '6 month physical.' So we're changing from a routine yearly physical to, I guess as a nod to his age, a 6 month cycle for evaluations."

“We’re feeling cr*p as a country. It felt like someone just lifted us all up a bit”. “I don’t think people are feeling jollier having seen speeches about checks and balances.” Are you feeling 'jollier' having watched the King’s Congress speech?

📍 Montilivi, porta a porta i barri a barri. Hem tornat a sortir al carrer per escoltar, parlar i conèixer de prop les inquietuds dels veïns i veïnes. Perquè el futur de #Girona també es construeix així: des dels barris, amb la gent i trepitjant la ciutat. 🟣 Ens movem per Girona.

Draymond trolling Kenny 😂

Hypocrisy is something that will always infect Conservatives! #Freepalestine, #Progressivism, #Justice

Plasmaborne is an ambitious Doom-inspired roguelite with a few rough edges to smooth over. Read our impressions here: www.uploadvr.com/plasmaborne-...

Robinhood Markets shares gained over 11% on Thursday after the launch of the Invest America app, with the first invitation emails sent Thursday to eligible users. #FreeMoney #Robinhood #InvestAmerica #Investing #FinancialHelp

A volcano was erupting in the Philippines when a meteor suddenly crashed behind it and it appeared that something came out of meteor and began flying upwards Original post

💵STOCKS & OIL: Seesaw, ⛽️GAS: High 🛳️IRAN: Strikes 3 Ships In Gulf Of Hormuz 🧑‍🏭GROUND TROOPS: Trump Not Ruling Out ✈️AIRPORT DELAYS: Grow On DHS Shutdown 🤖A.I.: Coming For YOUR JOB 📁EPSTEIN: His New Mexico Ranch Searched open.substack.com/pub/giserman... #breakingnews

Zohran Mamdani endorses Darializa Avila Chevalier for Congress.

My Republican colleagues introduced legislation to extend and expand sheltered workshops, which employ individuals with disabilities and pay less than minimum wage. 🧵

On May 24, a russian missile struck Kyiv, once again damaging historic Lukianivka. An ordinary morning and a simple walk for coffee turned into a path through destroyed buildings and ruins. Help protect Ukraine’s skies from russian attacks. u24.gov.ua/sky-defense?...

Gardens of the Adachi Museum of Art, Japan #Japan #Nippon

With his own brother accused of engaging in underaged sex brokered by Jeffrey Epstein, King Charles has nonetheless chosen to cross the Atlantic and stand shoulder to shoulder with a man whose name appears 38,000 times in the Epstein files.

woman misidentified in a raid the “Christian” response? Rom 13 says obey the state…  That's what love is NOT. #ChristianNationalism #SacredRebellion #DoBetter #ProtectTheVulnerable If you want even more heat — shorter punchlines, harder edges, or satire dialed to eleven — I can turn the knob again.

Good morning Blue Sky

YASHASVI JAISWAL KO KYA HUA? 👀💔 Whole season felt disappointing honestly. And the saddest part? Before Vaibhav Suryavanshi, Jaiswal was actually the first young Indian batter in IPL who played with this kind of fearless modern T20 intent 😭🔥

#andrewhuberman #mind #success #motivation

Happy National Chickpea Day to the fans in the crowd and on FreezeCrowd.com today! If you're a college student who likes chickpeas, join us to freeze with a favorite food with them at your school. What is a cool fact about chickpeas? ❤️❄️ #NationalChickpeaDay #Chickpeas

All these people that were talking about the economic decline of Russia are completely wrong! Nothing shows more activity than the smokestacks of factories. They even ran out of smokestacks, so they improvised free-air smoke plumes.

Money can come on day one (S1E32)

Amira wins with a Squirrel's Strongest Slam!!🙌😁 #Wrestling Threads

Am I holy enough for you?

🇺🇦Q: Will the US help Ukraine with Patriot missiles? 🇺🇸Hegseth: Where we can help Ukraine, we have, where we can enable Europe to do more, we have.

Come hear PCC's Ann Greiner and other fantastic health leaders discuss the importance of investing in comprehensive primary care at Primary Care for All Americans' upcoming Health Care Renaissance Summit! ⬇️ pc4aasummit.netlify.app

Let’s get more Hungary 🇭🇺 in America 🇺🇸

They are just staring to bring the babies back to our yard refreshment stand now that my work is done. I added a choice dead lilac branch I trimmed earlier for extra safety \ landing areas for the awkward fledgling.😍🐦🎼🎶🌞 They have chilled out on it and seem to like it. Protects them from larger 🐦.

Digimon Showcase: ▶ HAWKMON ◀ Leal, educado y siempre dispuesto a ayudar a sus amigos, Hawkmon dejó huella en Digimon Adventure 02 con su personalidad única. Cuando piensas en Hawkmon, ¿qué es lo primero que te viene a la mente? ¡Cuéntanoslo en los comentarios! #DigimonUP #Digimon

#OVERWORKCHAOS || “but what if I called?” || #mannys

Donald Trump hasn't done a public event in a week. Which leads to health questions. I tackled it here:

Meet Grim, a character foretold by prophecy, navigating a world of loss, destiny, and profound moral choices. Now Comes Grim   amzn.to/3ufyeXX #scifi #fantasy #writingcommunity #BooksWorthReading #kindleunlimited #NowComesGrim