Narrated by nervous George Costanza.

Updated statement from the Conservative Party headquarters:

I sometimes (read: often) wonder how many copies of magazines like Beeton's might be languishing forgotten in old steamer trunks or the dusty top shelves of country house larders waiting to be found. Then I hope they're found by folks who know what they're looking at so they don't end up in the bin

This for AB seditionists and separatists.

Drop some ARROWS 🏹➡️🖤 (One day I'll hear the word "arrow" without thinking of this. Today was not that day.)

I want to tale a full week off from it all to binge watch old Sword & Sorcery clunkers, is that too much to ask?

Stop making your things worse.

BREAKING: Fuck Your Yankee Blue Jeans have also withdrawn from the Freedom 250 celebration.

Someone: "Can you walk me through your writing and editing process?" Me:

If Preston Manning and Danielle Smith could just get into a fully-gassed two-seater and fuck away off across the 49th parallel already, that'd be great. They clearly don't want to be in Canada, so let 'em go kick it somewhere else.

Snake game IRL

Happy St. Patrick's Day!♡

As corporations move to automate everything and put more of everyone’s life into a subscription model, @grahamformaine.bsky.social says “we literally cannot let them win.”

Tropical Breezes & Beach Shorts Escaping to the beach? Don't forget the essentials. These quick-dry Hawaiian shorts are the vibe for Summer 2024. Breathable, comfortable, and ready for adventure. #TrendPikz #Summer #Beachwear #Style #BlueskyFashion

Michigan's universities are a part of what makes our state such a powerhouse. And yet, Republicans want to gut them.

When you have a president who's running the country like a mob boss instead of a government, who's running the government for himself, of himself, and by himself, and for his cronies, instead of the people, by the people,and for the people,there's only one solution,and that's impeachment and removal

Today's DAVELY VIBE: Bumbling Around And Goofing Daily rhyming banter for a healthier body and a happier grin #shorts #fitness #vibe #workout #gym #workoutmotivation #fitnessgoals #orlando #florida #sports #sayings #quotes #fitnessinspiration #activeliving #bumbling #goofingoff

WE ARE HIRING - POLICE CONSTABLE Belfast Harbour Police is seeking a new Police Constable to join its team, providing an effective, efficient and highly visible professional policing service across our port and estate. To find out more, visit www.belfast-harbour.co.uk/careers/

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‼️ [ 🇨🇳 CHINE ] 🔸 Une explosion de gaz dans une mine de charbon du Shanxi a fait au moins 82 morts et 2 disparus hier soir ; sur 247 mineurs présents sous terre, 128 ont été hospitalisés. 🔸 Des dirigeants de l’entreprise ont été arrêtés et Xi Jinping a ordonné [La suite en réponse ⬇️]

We've got to get corporate power out of youth sports so they’re no longer a luxury item. Every kid should have the chance to play in their community and learn skills, discipline, and teamwork. That's what this fight is about.

Double life, double trouble! 🌒🗡️ Dive into Delia's world where justice & vengeance collide. Ready for the thrill? Link in bio to explore! 📚✨ #TheAssassinsHeart #ThrillerReads #BookTok #MysteryLovers

#pagers #thenineties #fyp #codes #oldschool #funny #ice #tracking #cellphones #American #USA

🚢 The #hantavirus-hit cruise ship #MVHondius on Monday reached the Dutch port of #Rotterdam for disinfection as authorities prepared #quarantine arrangements for remaining 25 crew and two medical staff.

Jetzt ist es fix: das Social-Media-Verbot bis 14 Jahre kommt📱❌ Doch was passiert eigentlich auf diesen Plattformen? In „Breaking Media“ zeigen wir, wie Algorithmen funktionieren: Diese und mehr Themen in der neuen Ausgabe Dienstag um 23:20 Uhr auf PULS 4 & JOYN 📺

Today the Scottish Parliament voted to request the powers to hold a referendum on independence. The UK government must now respect Scottish democracy and Scottish voters.

Get the wipe intel from source. Join our mailing list now. 🧠☢️📩 https://rust.facepunch.com/newsletter

Warning. Extremely bloody and distressing. Please look. Everyone. Look. You remember man from Resnik that was abducted? This is him. There is no need for translation. His face alone is enough to tell you everything. Sickos did that to him.

In Paghman district, #Afghanistan, families walk for hours to reach the only clinic nearby. With @euinemergencies.ec.europa.eu funding, the Afghanistan Humanitarian Fund is supporting this facility provides essential care where it is most needed. Sustained funding is critical.

The violent scenes that played out in central Sydney last night were deeply troubling, and entirely foreseeable. We are Australians, first and foremost. Inviting a foreign head of state to Australia when the consequences for social cohesion are so obvious shows a serious failure of judgment.

Lane & Keirn always get a hero's welcome at the Memphis TV studio - even if it's Dick Keirn & Wally Lane. The fathers of The Fabulous Ones visit but Troy Graham & The Interns weren't glad to see them. Jan 26, 1985 episode of Memphis TV just added to ProWrestlingLibrary .com!

Partisan Faction £30 t-shirt range https://souled-out.world/collections/t-shirt #souledoutworld #tees #tshirts #clothes #shopping #peace #solidarity #protestisaright #democracy #revolution #culture #art #resist #resistance #KnowJusticeKnowPeace #BLM #history #activism

The Shia LaBeouf and Mia Goth divorce was kept secret for a full year — and it changed everything. While Shia LaBeouf spiraled into another arrest, Mia Goth quietly booked Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein, Marvel's Blade, Christopher Nolan's Odyssey, AND Star Wars. This is the story of how one

They’re all just losers‼️

Happy Birthday to Beebee!!! May 2001 Archived Web Page 🧩 🔊 #geocities #2001

"We are picking the biggest fight anyone in Michigan could pick." VNP Executive Director joins The Left Hook to give an update on the Mop Up Michigan campaign. Join us tomorrow for our Petition Turn-In Press Conference! Go to vnp.vote/livestream to view the livestream! #MopUpMichigan #Money

It’s hard to remember, but Sid Bream was beloved in #Pittsburgh. A solid player, he did tons of fan outreach. OTD 5/10/91, he returned with the #Atlanta #Braves, pinch-hitting for Francisco Cabrera in the 9th vs Stan Belinda. The fans gave the ex- #Pirates star a standing ovation! #LetsGoBucs

The Spurs need to do more of this, if they are going to under the first action, re-screen immediately (this was a little slower) you'll get a better look.

Hypocrisy is something that will always infect Conservatives! #Freepalestine, #Progressivism, #Justice

Every story matters. Brain cancer impacts thousands each year: patients, families, and caregivers. This Brain Cancer Awareness Month, we stand with all of them, in the clinic and in the research lab. We are striving for a happy ending for every patient's story.

Don't miss the new episode of the Gresham College Podcast, feat. Prof of Physic Robin May! 🎙️ We explore his lecture series, 'Why Do We Have Emotions?' Emotions govern our lives – but why do they exist in the first place? Watch: gres.hm/physic-podcast Institute of Microbiology and Infection

CNN just played the montage and it’s devastating — months of Trump swearing gas prices would drop, back to back to back. He was so confident. He was so wrong. The tape doesn’t lie.

Only one more game of the season, but it's a big'un for both sides! Nice to hear in this clip that despite the tension, Dave from @giveembeans.bsky.social has a healthy respect for County fans... 📺 Full preview out now on our YouTube page. #ncafc 🧡🖤 #BarrowAFC #WeAreBarrow 🔵⚪️

The Price Is Right: The Barker Era United States (US) #ThePriceIsRight:TheBarkerEra #UnitedStates

Ernie Clement is gifted a single here on a missed catch by Freeman. He is now up to a 58% swing rate on the first pitch this Postseason. The league average swing rate on the first pitch was 32% in the reg. season. #WorldSeries

Poland doesn't like the IDF, that's been obvious for years.

You can eat and sleep at the worlds largest free kitchen

Why 2020s just keep make me suffer too much with all these terrible changes and dramas and make me do all these awful things on social media, WHY JUST ME!!!!

🎮Played today "Little Casualties"! A Lemmings-inspired chaos puzzle game. Developer: x.com/PixelPending #indiegames

Leuk om zo mee te maken. Allemaal blije mensen onder ons hotelbalkon. Het mooie is dat die bar Les Amateurs heet

🇺🇦Q: Will the US help Ukraine with Patriot missiles? 🇺🇸Hegseth: Where we can help Ukraine, we have, where we can enable Europe to do more, we have.

The ninth episode of Just Access: The Real Transition (A PARI podcast) is out tomorrow, the 21st of March on all major podcasting platforms. Host: Tasneem Essop Guests: Dr. Sithembile Mbete, Executive Director, PARI Dr. Tracy Ledger, Just Transition Programme Lead, PARI

@playgroundgames.bsky.social is looking for a Producer! - tinyurl.com/yeub63df Keep teams aligned, projects moving, and quality high at a studio known for delivering standout titles. #gamedev #indiedev #hiring #jobs #gamecareers #gamesjobs

Once in power, Putin cut taxes for elites, consolidated media (directly or via loyalists) & sought to manipulate the electoral process. Sound familiar? Some parallels are hard to ignore. The difference? The US has strong checks, an active civil society & deep democratic traditions—that gives me hope

Can I pet that dog? We barking. #dog #bark #pet #love #meow

Dynamic Core Stability Gets You READY to Challenge Masters! Welcome back to the 12th episode of Skeletal Leap: A Living Adventure! Today’s episode titled “Dynamic Core Stability Gets You READY to Challenge Masters!” will tell you how I cracked the code of central fixation of the body....

#OVERWORKCHAOS || “but what if I called?” || #mannys

@ladyjulia1997.bsky.social 🫡 Jawohl Herrin 🫡 Aus Rücksicht vor Ihnen und allen anderen hier hat 🐷 heute mal seine Gentleman Show (Grunzi Hill Show) im Comic/Cartoon Stil verfasst. Aber Sie sehen Herrin, bewegen tut sich Grunzi schon mal ganz gut. Die Abmagerungskur hat schon etwas geholfen.

***The Following Contains Explicit Language and Adult Content*** Mick Foley Shows Pure Wrestler Appreciation at Double or Nothing Segment is from AJ OUM Episode 357 For ALL THINGS OUM: Click here: www.linktr.ee/ajoum #AJOrsini #DeceiveDave #OUM #MickFoley #AEW

Donald Trump says he's going to be putting an addition onto the Lincoln Memorial .... called the "Trump Promenade" * The Antiquities Act grants the President authority to create monuments, but does NOT grant authority to revoke/modify them, this power remains exclusively with the legislative branch