The racist apple doesn't fall far from the apartheid tree: Elon Musk aka Adrian Dittmann's automated parental unit Errol claims that "white people created all the work" in South Africa.

Zohran Mamdani: "The number one way we can keep New Yorkers here is by bringing down the cost of living specific to housing costs."

Vanilla Ice: "Everybody is invited, not devited. Who throws a better party than Trump?"

Including this so you can hear what dedicated MAGA Republican and uber warhawk Tim Sheehy is saying while doe-eyed CIA Democrat Elissa Slotkin stares blankly into space.

Pete Hegseth says he'd be really happy if all 7 of his children were deployed to the frontlines in Iran.

New Jersey Governor Mikie Sherrill: "The Delaney Hall ICE facility shows exactly why we should not have private mass detention in the US."

Anti-muslim sociopath Ben Shapiro calls Bernie Sanders, Ro Khanna, Ilhan Omar, AOC and Rashida Tlaib "terrorist sympathizers" for the enjoyment of his 10 remaining viewers.

Trump bizarrely claims Howard Lutnick saw kids shoplifting with duffel bags in a drugstore. This didn't happen so much that it unhappened things that did happen.

Gavin Newsom tells Andrew Yang that he likes "Trump accounts" and says he could name his version of them after himself.

Mikie Sherrill: "Yesterday law enforcement established a peaceful protest zone outside Delaney Hall. In the evening, the New Jersey State Police acted to secure the area. We did not make this decision lightly. It was absolutely necessary to avoid escalation from ICE."

There is so much poetry in Stephen Colbert celebrating his finale on the exact stage where the Beatles changed culture in 1964. Singing "Hello Goodbye" surrounded by his family, band, and crew before Paul McCartney flipped the final power switch. The perfect full-circle goodbye!

⚠️ 🇧🇴 #BOLIVIA Bolivan miner on strike: "The police are raised by working class families then grow up to shoot at their own people" --This has been an exercise by the #US governments in #LatinAmerica: to divide citizens, to divide families...in order to plunder the nation‼️

WATCH: Thinking of surprising your child with an e-bike this holiday? Experts warn that these popular rides come with hidden dangers. Watch GMNW Friday at 6 for what parents should know.

Join this fight with me and let’s flip AZ-01 🔵!

#TomodachiLifeLivingTheDream I didn’t expect Lucia to develop a crush on @mettuar30.bsky.social! However, despite the fact Kenny is already being followed a girl that has a crush on him, I didn’t shut down the romance this time! Because I want some anime romance drama on my island!

We're here, but we're trying to hide from the mad scientist! #svengoolie

🚨🚨🚨Trying to get his ballroom funding back on track‼️

shucka shucka shucka shucka shucka he go!!!

24 May 2026: Several Telegram channels report a fire at Moscow's Sheremetyevo Airport. Reportedly, a Leroy Merlin warehouse near the Vesna shopping center is on fire, residents say on social media.

Jade from South Africa says there are no winners in war, and that Australia should stay out.

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RT @JomboyMedia: IN HIS MLB DEBUT, ALIMBER SANTA FINISHES OFF THE FIRST NO-HITTER IN MLB SINCE 2024!

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We are rebuilding, rearming, and reinvesting in the Canadian Armed Forces.

Ford isn’t just selling cars. It’s also turning drivers’ daily spending into long-term loyalty and revenue. Full story: www.cardrates.com/news/how-for...

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Leigh is right all Republicans do is lie. Senate Democrats have tried 5 times to pass a stand-alone bill to fund TSA, FEMA, CISA and the Coast Guard, Republicans have blocked every single one. ICE is a rogue agency that needs to be reined in and until then #FundDHSFreezeICE

How can we help students think critically, engage respectfully, and strengthen democracy? This American Educator blog highlights practical strategies for classrooms. Read more: https://sharemylesson.com/blog/empowering-educators-and-students-defend-democracy @aft.org @aftteach.bsky.social

bug of the week! this Para is stuck “at work”.. right... 🙄

Dubai schools are gradually bringing back outdoor activities, including PE lessons and assemblies, after getting KHDA approval. The move marks a positive step towards normal school life, with safety protocols #DubaiSchools #KHDA #EducationUAE #SchoolLife #PEClasses

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Policy should be reflective of current values and they should be intentional about setting up future generations for success. Taking care of our planet has to be a priority. Not just for today but for whatever the future holds. @barackobama.bsky.social @obamafoundation.bsky.social

Why B.C. might not be the only province to do away with time changes, a strong hint that gasoline prices are about to soar, and a well known Canadian clothing retailer is thinking about its future...in your March 3 edition of Canada's Business Beat.

Michael Harriot, author of Black AF History: The Un-Whitewashed Story of America, on the legendary Forest Joe and why Haiti is so poor after defeating the greatest militaries in the world… ✨💕 #RevengeOfTheLosers

Late Night monologue September 10, 2004 : 292s

CryptidBoyz - Gay Jokes #jokes #cryptidboyz

Since BTS’ new album dropped in March, the kings of K-pop have made it clear they’re back.

Detroit Skilled Trades and Apprenticeship Job Fairs connect job seekers with employers hiring across Metro Detroit, including construction, manufacturing, healthcare, logistics, technology, and public-sector services.

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SGA looks STRESSED 👀 Original post

Given our world today, it is little wonder why this resonates.

As we turn the page to 2026, we carry forward the energy, resilience, & heart that powered our work all year long. Every child supported, every partnership formed brings us closer to a stronger NYC—thanks to you. 💙 Here’s to what’s ahead. #ChildrensAidNYC #BrighterFutures #2026

Bill Britt of Alabama Political Reporter joins to talk about Republican unrest over Tommy Tuberville’s expected “coronation” as governor, ongoing questions about whether he even meets Alabama’s residency requirements, and who might realistically challenge him. Watch: youtu.be/OkAVMuJmEBs

The #feralman lives with wolves, hunts with a knife, and howls, inspired by real-life cases. #reddeadredemption2 #rockstargames #taketwointeractive

Our national parks are not just places of beauty. They are public classrooms. They carry the responsibility to tell the full American story, especially the parts that expose how fragile our freedoms truly are.

FINAL: San Diego Padres 7, Washington Nationals 5. ▪️Mason Miller gets the save in the Padres' 7-5 win over the Nationals. 📺: #MLB on Padres TV

Right on! Great stoner job to do.😜 I enjoy painting. We decided to stay neutral in hall (matched color to one of the mosaic floor tile colors) then have pops of color in bedroom with blue on one side and have to paint D R light plum.😁

I've been working in a comm for @lapierredesparky.bsky.social. I love the lore and the idea of his character, is been really fun to work on it and gonna be a challenge to do his details, but I'm here for it. #commission #wip #animation #pixelart

☘️ Happy Saint Patrick’s Day ! ☘️ Celebrate the Irish people and culture. At Sunny Day Scoot we celebrate all, serve all, and love all! When it comes to enjoying our adventures… everyone has the luck of the Irish. Cause we welcome all. ☘️ #stpatricksday #stpattysday #gogreen

POINT GAWDDD vision and JY0 finish 😮‍💨😎

Rep. Robert Garcia: "It is a shame that Pam Bondi refused to meet with the survivors. It's a shame that the current Acting Attorney General, Todd Blanche, has done everything to try to hide and essentially evade our questions. He's also not met with the survivors."

Sunday driving, singing along with the great Hank Williams. “Hey, Good Lookin’” was released on June 22, 1951, and hit #1 on the Billboard Hot Country Singles chart.

Before Rick Jackson became MAGA Rick, he was bankrolling Trump’s opponents. Funny how that changed when he decided to run for governor. #GAGov #GAPol

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This was a sad tragedy, the police made a huge error. Musk trying to stir up trouble here. Why?

Las vallas papales estaban de más.

That's good you got to hear some ppl who think like you. Tends to happen when you organize with ppl.