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We're not afraid! #svengoolie

Waldorf: Mike and Carol should have tried harder to get out of that spider's lair quickly. Statler: Yes, they're too young. Waldorf: Too young to be newlywebbed. #svengoolie

Statler: They should set up surveillance to track the spider. Waldorf: Like a listening device? Statler: No, a Web Cam! #svengolie

THERE! Right There! The Science Teacher implies spiders are insects! #svengoolie

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We're here, but we're trying to hide from the mad scientist! #svengoolie

We always forget Ralph Bellamy is in this movie. We always forget Ralph Bellamy very quickly. Because he's forgettable and we don't like Ralph Bellamy. #Svengoolie

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That's enough mooning for us! See you next week. #svengoolie

And germs defeat aliens once again. #svengoolie

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And one last Hammer! #svengoolie

Ugh! We're all having fun, Sven. Let's not bring Jim Henson and the Muppets into this. #svengoolie

True Enough!

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How to Make an Exit. #svengoolie

Next week, it time for a Hammer Film! #svengoolie

OH NO! The real scary part! The song and dance part! #svengoolie

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The End...Or Is It??? #svengoolie

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Statler: I'd like it if they gave The Car some backstory about its origins. Waldorf: An Auto-Biography? #svengoolie

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In the theater, huh? Stay away from our balcony! #svengoolie

She said "Crazy Harry!" #svengoolie

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Kermit famously grew fangs and bit him! Then this happened: #svengoolie

Well, if you build a house on a place called Haunted Hill, you're really asking for trouble. #svengoolie

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Statler: Which hand is the Mummy's Hand? Left or Right? Waldorf: I won't tell. You'll have to wait and find out. Statler: I can't stand the suspense! #svengoolie

This was the first in a series of movies about Mummy body parts. This was Mummy's Hand, then they did the elbow, the shoulder, neck, etc. They got in trouble later when the body parts became inappropriate for general audiences. #svengoolie

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See you next week for Mummy Action! #svengoolie

Statler: Horror movies are less scary when I watch them on my cell phone. Waldorf: Why would that be? Statler: I have it set to Do Not Disturb. #svengoolie

Statler: How do you call a snake? Waldorf: Long dissssssstance. #svengoolie

Statler: Were you watching a horror movie earlier? Waldorf: I thought I was watching a dystopian horror movie with a bunch of unappealing characters, but it turned out to be Fox News. #svengoolie

What do you all think? Are slasher movies just another kind of monster movie? #svengoolie

Glad to see the Golden Girls will be on MeTV. That show was basically "Sex and the City" for our age bracket. Four fine looking women! #svengoolie

Movies like this make us jumpy. We're even bracing for jump scares during the commercials. "Liberty Biberty...ARRRRGGGH! Stop stabbity stabbing me!" #svengoolie

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"Yes, I, Bela Lugosi, am here to show my acting ability once again!" #svengoolie

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See you next week! Watch out for disintegration rays! #svengoolie

The ending... #svengoolie.

We will defend our balcony! #svengoolie

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We'll be here next week, or we'll send The Mist to our cable company! #svengoolie

Oh, great. Just the thing to watch as an escape from current events.

Currently, electricity is on. Internet is on. Cable is out. So we can watch this hashtag anyway. Oh, and we've never seen this movie! The Svengoolie Saturday is not going well. #Svengoolie

#svengoolie We're only partially here. Our electricity keeps going on and off. So does our cable and internet! We'll be in and out.

Today for Caturday...Sorcery!!! #caturday

Not sure about our attendance for #Svengoolie this evening! Our senior living facility is having Wi-Fi problems, cable problems and even general electricity problems! On a scale of 1-10, we give today a...

Most movies can't keep us up this late. Like this one for example. We're leaving. See you all next week! #svengoolie

It's one of those self-driving stagecoaches, designed by Elon Musk's vampire grandfather! #svengoolie

"That's right! I'm here!" says Bela. #svengoolie

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Well, there you go! Seattle wins! It's been fun posting things on this hashtag with all of you jokers. See you around! #superbowl

Fun Fact we learned today. The DHS chief's full name is Kristi Lynn Arnold Noem. So her initials are KLAN.

Waldorf: You know, it's technically legal for a linebacker to hit a running back in the face with a trout, and then knock him down. Statler: It is?? Waldorf: It's called a fishing tackle! #superbowl

Statler: You know, in the next Disney Cinderella movie, Cinderella will be the owner of an NFL team. But her team can't play any late games that might go into overtime. Waldorf: Why not? Statler: At midnight, her coach turns into a pumpkin. #superbowl

We're shocked! #superbowl

A touchdown! We can't stand the shock! #superbowl

When they watch the Super Bowl, they want escapist entertainment. And part of the escape is that they want to pretend that Spanish speaking people don't exist. And if they do exist, they should feel bad about it. #superbowl

He doesn't seem like a Bad Bunny. Should call him Good Bunny! Good thing too. This is how we treat actual bad bunnies. #superbowl

Well, we don't speak Spanish, but these are catchy tunes! And we're both hard of hearing so we usually don't understand what people are saying half the time anyway! #svengoolie

Initial Reaction to Bad Bunny? #superbowl

See you next week! #svengoolie

HA! Good one indeed!