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During a press conference on the war with Iran, Defense Secretary Hegseth and General Caine were asked about reports of "kamikaze dolphins" in the Strait of Hormuz.
A lot of people confuse cordiality with connection. No. Just because someone is: - polite - calm - respectful - or able to hold a conversation does not mean they genuinely like you. Some people simply know how to operate without unnecessary drama. Emotional maturity does not automatically equal
SIKORSKI: In fifth year of war, Putin still fighting in Donbas, scared of Ukrainian strikes on Moscow. I bet not single person in this room would’ve predicted that. Amazing success by Ukraine. Russia is unable to launch offensive, losing territory and more troops it can recruit.
Welcome to the Cartoon theatre of.. wait did he really just say 6 7?!
Released On This Day (4/18/1994): Pulp’s His ‘n’ Hers #releasedonthisday #pulp #hisnhers #britpop #alternative #alternativerock #vinyl #vinylcollection #vinylcollector #vinylcommunity #vinylrecords #music
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Q: Why has the cost of the ballroom doubled? Trump: I doubled the size of it, you dumb person. Trump is projecting again when he calls a reporter "dumb." Guess he's the "expert" on dumb.
Monday, again. Do y'all have a Darryl u work with n think UGH I gotta work w Darry!!? Need a sword to take us to a far, far away place, right? Wait, this could sound naughty, hmmm. LOL. Movie He-Man: Masters of the Universe releasing June 5. Credit to original creators of clips #nicholasgalitzine
"Trafalgar Square has been used by Sikhs, Christians and Jews - it is literally our public square." Yet when Muslims pray there, Shadow Justice Sec Nick Timothy calls it an 'act of domination'. Does the right of politics have a problem uniquely with Muslims?
How does a cat know it will fit? How do they never get stuck? What's the smallest space you've seen a cat fit in? #science #cats #catscience #catanatomy #funfacts #biology
Massive subsidies for renewables—many foreign-owned—but no plan for the end. No clean-up. No decommissioning. No protection for farmers. Solar projects near Broken Hill will soon be pulled apart… panels headed to landfill? If companies walk away, landholders pay. Not good enough.
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This man needs to learn how to do research! #freepalestine, #justice, #progressivism
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Dazu Axel-Springer: Dumpfe Klima-Leugnung und primitives ÖRR-Bashing in einem Atemzug:
... paar Flugzeuge und den Rest vom Sonnenuntergang mit f/18.0 und 1/40s um die Dunkelheit auszugleichen. Werde mich jetzt dann hinlegen, morgen der erste Teil vom Umzug. Heißt 3h Arbeit, dann Auto beladen, 3h Arbeit und dann Zuhause ausladen. Wird schon werden. 💪 Schlaft gut. 🖖 😴 Gute Nacht 3/3
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Confie em mim: essa dor vai passar. 🖤 #brasileira #model #brandambassador #ugccontentcreator
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