Ein Schnuller käme mir beim Ulf als letztes in den Sinn. 🤣 Es gibt eine wunderbare Poschardt-Parodie von Tobias Mann, in der er keift und geifert. Doch Poschardt übertrifft die Parodie bei weitem.

Knallerbse at work. Leute, setzt nie eigenmächtig eure Medikamente ab.

Dem gibt es nichts hinzuzufügen. #Merz #Campino

Maritime Konferenz 🛶 in Emden. Der grosse Tag des kleinen Christoph #Ploss. 🤗 Statt etatmässig bei #NIUS und #Springer zu lungern, hatte der Rechtsaussen endlich die Aufmerksamkeit seriöser Medien.

Den jämmerlichen Kultutkampf kann man nur mit Galgenhumor ertragen. Oder man geht in den Untergrund. Hier ein Beitrag des Duos Tobias Mann/Philip Simon aus dem Podcast "Grundlos gute, Laune".

Ass-Dur (Dominik und Florian Wagner) Die flachen sind die besten.

🤔 Möchte uns Dr. Christoph Ploss (NIUS-Beauftragter der Union) mit diesem Schnipsel irgendetwas mitteilen oder trägt er nur die lustige Frisur spazieren?

Insta-Findling Q: @marcraschke.bsky.social Mehr muss man über unseren Bundesabschiebeminister #Dobrindt und das Frauenbild der #CSU nicht wissen.

Dieser Auftritt des Rechtsbrechers sagt viel über das Frauenbild der CSU aus: Q: @filiz-polat.de

Statt Fritze bei Miosga sollte das Erste am heiligen Sonntag besser seriöse Unterhaltung senden, Helge Schneider oder so... 😁

"We don't have a gas supply problem. We have a gas export problem. “This is now the time to act.” – Nicolette Boele MP ✍ Sign the petition calling on the government to tax the gas industry its fair share! 👇 https://theaus.in/4uAU9Dp

A hotel executive editor was able to bring an unloaded gun into his room next door to the suspect in the White House shooting - without anyone even checking his luggage! Credit: @aaronparnas.bsky.social | Source #Security #Laxity #HotelBreach #GunControl #Whistleblower

L’attaque d’une mosquée de San Diego, aux États-Unis, a fait trois morts ce lundi. Les deux tireurs présumés ont été retrouvés morts non loin du lieu de culte. ➡️ Selon la police, l’affaire est pour l’instant traitée comme une attaque islamophobe. #SanDiego #EtatsUnis

phoenixdown.life substack.com/@phoenixdownacademy #psychosis #MentalHealthAwareness #PhoenixDownAcademy

Protesters in the Italian city of Naples carried a 25-metre-long white shroud bearing the names of 18,457 Palestinian children killed in Israel’s war on Gaza, during a demonstration condemning the mounting civilian death toll.

"He's not stealing it, he's taking it back, and he's helping us have it once again": A Venezuelan-American woman in Doral, Florida reacts to Trump's plans to utilize Venezuela's oil. VenezuelaIsFree.com

Why Your Grocery Bill Is Set to Explode: War, Fertilizer Shortages, and Super El Niño Converge on Food Prices Your grocery bill is about to punch you in the gut within months as diesel, fertilizer, and weather ▶ https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZcQo6XKccE8 #TheFactum #LIMINAL

Repost by @DragonflyJonez This Ime coaching 😂 Click to see original repost

PLASTIC FIBERS HAVE BEEN DISCOVERED IN MALIGNANT LUNG TUMORS

Bonus! We invite ALL principals to join us on May 12th to learn about 'Interviewing Best Practices. Click here to learn more: https://lead4ward.com/principal-leadership/ #lead4ward #principalleadershipseries #educationleadership

Red Leather Pants I've been saving this reference for when I felt confident enough to tackle it. That day is today. But I had to make my own brush (for the first time) to get the results I wanted. Thoughts? You'll notice I paint a few times then lose my […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

Love the fur babies - love my job!

Light pink tulips field , Skagit Valley , Washington , old clip #tulips #flowers #springtime

A new toy... #butfirstcoffee #coffeeaddict #coverlover #coffee #espresso

"All waymos came to a halt at central expressway. The servers must be down 🤷‍♂️ Earlier saw 2 different instances of cops trying to figure out what to do with the cars stopped in middle of the road" OP: reddit.crazy-cat-girl Saw claims of abrupt Waymo shutdown in south bay. This is 1st video, AFAIK.

Sugar affects more than your weight—it affects how you feel every day. Too much sugar can contribute to inflammation, low energy, and long-term health decline. 🎥 Full video — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCShLI6X7Xw

On tomorrow's #RTETWIP, @aine-lawlor.bsky.social will be joined by Jr Minister @alandillon.bsky.social y.social, TDs @mariesherlock.bsky.social, Darren O'Rourke, and Dr.Tom Wright of @brookings.edu to discuss #Iran #Trump #fuel #remoteworking and #otb. 📺Sunday at 12 (rpts 11pm) @rteone.rte.ie

Lenny was assisting with making a video to post on facebook for my garage sale tomorrow/Saturday. He’s so helpful, isn’t he? 😊 #cats #caturday

Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?" Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."

Nah that was nasty @wemby 🥴 📺 NBC Original post

Oui, il faudrait que je recherche mais il y en a des plus proches, juste directement sur la passerelle qui mène au lanceur.

📍LIKE AND REPOST I'LL ADD PICS # TAMPA MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND #ST. PETE #SARASOTA #CLEARWATER #INCALL/OUTCALL #BODY TO BODY SLIDE #NURU #MILKING #BDSM #DATES 📍PREBOOK NOW FOR #TOURING FL ▶️ LIMITED AVAILABILITY What time frame? Checkin first day. Checkout second day.

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"Hey hey, ho ho, Trump tax cuts have got to go!" Oregonians in Salem right now urging lawmakers to #disconnect from the Trump tax cuts to protect funding for schools and essential services #orleg

Rubio claims Cuba poses a national security threat citing military drones; Cuban FM fires back, questioning how a 10M-person island threatens a nuclear superpower and demanding evidence.

Another moment of a Russian strike in Kyiv, filmed from close range. #AureFreePress #Ukraine #Russia #Kyiv

Trump on Iran: They are very good negotiators - they are cunning - but we hold all the cards because we won against them militarily.

🇺🇸🇮🇷 Comedian George Lopez was visited by the Secret Service after a joke was made by him about the $80M Iranian bounty on Trump.

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Kash Patel brought at least one case of his personalized bourbon to the FBI's training facility for a seminar with UFC athletes. At least 1 bottle went missing, which caused the FBI Director to "lose his mind." Patel began threatening to polygraph and prosecute his staff over the missing bottle.

“Russia must be ready to accept a compromise, and we have not seen that at all,” said Marcin Zaborowski , TVP World’s Europe Editor, highlighting that meaningful peace talks on Ukraine remain unlikely and that Europe, as Kyiv’s biggest supporter, must be involved in any lasting settlement.

Operation Epic Fury? Really? This is just a video game to the regime. Epic Incompetence is more likely. NOKINGS.ORG #NoKings #peacepresidentmyass @indivisibleboros.bsky.social

Mothers Against Genocide Scotland 23 Months Over 17,000 children killed Say their names Demand justice #stopthegenocide

Just dropped our new RETROMAGINE intro! Retro pixels, modern energy... Would love to hear what you think. #gamedev #RetroGame #Steam #indiedev #GameMaker

Tony, I need to know which strain?

Sydney, Australia marching for Palestine and the Global Samud Flotilla

🗣️‼️‼️LETS GOOOOOOOO ‼️‼️🗣️ Captain Kirk put the Blue Jays on top. 3-2 Blue Jays. #bluejays | #mlb | #postseason

You would think Donald Trump's job would be stressful if he cared about the weight of the decisions he was making, but he doesn't.

Watch Morning Minute feat. WisPolitics-State Affairs Luncheon with #SCOWIS Chief Justice Jill Karofsky talking about bolstering security for the courts statewide. 📺 wiseye.org/2025/10/23/w... 📧 wiseye.org/newsletters #WisconsinEye #Wisconsin #wipolitics

"You're only as good as your last game!" Rock-Paper-Scissors standings between these former teammates: Grant Williams: 50-1 (L1) Jaylen Brown: 1-50 (W1)

ZELENSKYY: We are in constant contact with United States at the team level. We expect visits and negotiations. We need to continue prisoner exchanges. At the beginning of May, with U.S. mediation specifically, we agreed on 1,000 for 1,000 format. All of this must be implemented.

The U.S. economy grew slightly in the first part of 2026, but oil prices reached a four-year high today.

On this day in 2002, Bo & Hope announce that Bo is Zack's father. #DAYS #DOOL #Bope

06/02 Trump’s banning of transgender folks in the military has been ruled illegal, though, they’re upholding the ruling that the Pentagon can still not allow new transgender troops to join. #Politics #Trump #Pride #Humanrights #Transrights

At an aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes

At last night's debate, we offered a different Democratic Party: transform the economy, end the wars, serve the working class.

𝙍𝙀𝘾𝙊𝙍𝘿𝙀 𝘿𝙀 𝙀𝙈𝙋𝙍𝙀𝙂𝙊𝙎 “Nós geramos mais de 5 milhões de empregos desde 2023. Isso é emprego formal, que deixou de pagar Imposto de Renda com a nossa lei aprovada no ano passado. E o desemprego segue em mínima histórica”, disse Dario Durigan, Ministro da Fazenda

Released on this day in 1943 was the orror film, 'Captive Wild Woman'. Starring John Carradine and Evelyn Ankers, an insane scientist doing experimentation in glandular research becomes obsessed with transforming a female gorilla into a human...even though it costs human life. #OnThisDay

Do you know where the closest wildlife rehab is? Our front yard Fox squirrels we know the best (squirrel family oak tree )\ backyard ones we don't. I just saw one of the backyard ones fall hard in alley dirt. I checked to make sure ok. It was. First time seeing one fall. Glad our rehab is near us.💐

Did you know that cancer causing glyphosate is being sprayed on our national forests? This criminal administration does not give a rip about anything but themselves.