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Right now, I'm heading to our Senate Agriculture Committee hearing on fertilizer supply & affordability. Farmers in Minnesota & nationwide are being squeezed by rising input costs — like higher fuel costs — driven by the Administration’s tariffs & the ongoing conflict in Iran.
Amy Klobuchar
Forget trial & error! An AI lab synthesized brighter, lead-free nanomaterials—potentially boosting solar fuel & photodetectors—in just 12 hours. 🤯 #materials science Source: https://phys.org/news/2026-05-ai-powered-lab-brighter-free.html
Gltch
Cosmic Room Vibes Bringing the stars indoors. 🌌 This mini projector uses USB power and 24 different films to create a stunning galaxy experience right on your wall. Perfect for anyone building a cozy tech nest. #BlueskySocial #Tech #Aesthetic #GalaxyProjector #TrendPikz
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Trump MAGA 8 Ball Sinatra #Magic8Ball #Decisions #Blame #Excuses #RatPack @wisewonders.bsky.social @corrina.sheshed.rocks @itistherealjas.bsky.social @gaspatient.bsky.social @afforsyth.bsky.social @kaplanikids.bsky.social @sabeet.bsky.social @jwlee3427.bsky.social @paula2168.bsky.social
SPAM (by Daniel Gamboa)
The MoCA is a screening tool for cognitive decline, not an IQ test. The fact that Trump keeps bragging about “acing” it as proof of brilliance should itself be disqualifying. Authoritarianism thrives on confusing basic competence with exceptional greatness.
The Steady State
Why is it even this close? #jonhusted is a pos who is on camera saying people who aren’t rich just don’t know how to manage money or basically “adult;” and took a quote “campaign donation“ from someone who definitely would benefit from certain files, not being released, and then voted for said files
Let’s Stand For Something Good
Today's DAVELY VIBE: Bumbling Around And Goofing Daily rhyming banter for a healthier body and a happier grin #shorts #fitness #vibe #workout #gym #workoutmotivation #fitnessgoals #orlando #florida #sports #sayings #quotes #fitnessinspiration #activeliving #bumbling #goofingoff
DDAVEFL
WE ARE HIRING - POLICE CONSTABLE Belfast Harbour Police is seeking a new Police Constable to join its team, providing an effective, efficient and highly visible professional policing service across our port and estate. To find out more, visit www.belfast-harbour.co.uk/careers/
belfastharbour
🎙️ Meet Shreyas Laddha, sports reporter @thekansascitystar, on what his AAPI background brings to his reporting and the AAJA mentors who shaped his path. Who's a journalist you've been admiring lately? 👇 More AAPI spotlights coming this month.
qwotedmedia
We've got to get corporate power out of youth sports so they’re no longer a luxury item. Every kid should have the chance to play in their community and learn skills, discipline, and teamwork. That's what this fight is about.
Congressman Chris Deluzio
⭕Cette semaine à la plage de #Cottesloe, dans la ville de #Perth en #Australie, les Médecins pour la #Palestine ont dévoilé le #Mur-Des-Larmes, une installation artistique présentant les noms et les photos de 18 000 enfants #Palestiniens tués dans le génocide #d'Israël dans la bande de #Gaza.
ERROR 404 ▼
🗣️ “The total amount spent on the Apollo space program cost less than the amount that was spent last year on data centres.” More from IEA’s Siddharth Singh on the rapid rise in investment in data centres & AI – and what it means for the energy sector 👉 iea.li/4uoCOO6
International Energy Agency
Los Angeles needs 450k units of housing today. I’m going to Congress to finally fully fund Section 8 and get people housed. Make it federal policy for LA to upzone to multi-family home zones everywhere and to modernize permitting. Solve housing and we solve affordability, jobs and homelessness.
Loren Colin for Congress
Waymo's LA geo approaching the they're not stuck in here w us, we're stuck in here w them stage. OP: tiktok.landolarp
John Berry
The reason Xi Jinping adopts a hardline attitude toward Hong Kong and Taiwan is related to his educational background, worldview, and the influence of those around him. In his perception, Hong Kong is seen as the frontline of Western influence on China,
Through Darked
A tiny hermit crab is bullied and knocked upside-down. No worries, though, as she gets back up and then pulls her house back over her head for protection! 🦀🦑 #crustaceans #tidepool #love #adorbs #nokings #maui #photography #eyes
Menestune
This is the kind of reception AIPAC-backed, Schumer-endorsed candidate @rephaleystevens.bsky.social got from Democratic primary voters in Michigan. It should be the standard for any Dem out of step with the base. Rejecting blind support for Israel isn’t antisemitic—it’s a foreign policy position.🤦🏿♂️
Notorious VOG
⚡️💥🔥🐷😵🤕+ 1,160 daily total combat losses of the enemy from 24.02.22 to 28.05.26 (estimated) #NOMERCY #stoprussia 🔗 General Staff of The Armed Forces of Ukraine 😎 🐶
Сонечко Флі 🐶
🌧️ Algunos puntos de Ourense registraron granizo de más de dos centímetros Los vientos muy fuertes complicaron la situación ↘️ /provincia/tormentas-electricas-sacuden-ourense-semana-alerta_1_20260524-4288618.html
La Región
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GSK
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Even in non-political discussions, half or more posts are "created content" trolling for clicks but average workaday Joes and Jills who don't breathe news night and day ... buy it, literally.
Dhiraj Karki
It's #WorldTraumaDay let’s raise awareness and keep our teeth safe! Oral and dental trauma can happen to anyone, from sports injuries and car accidents to falls at home. If your mouth is involved it's important to act quickly - its more than your smile.
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With his own brother accused of engaging in underaged sex brokered by Jeffrey Epstein, King Charles has nonetheless chosen to cross the Atlantic and stand shoulder to shoulder with a man whose name appears 38,000 times in the Epstein files.
Save America Movement
Claude Opus 4.8 just dropped and people are split on whether it's a major upgrade or just incremental improvements. Agentic coding bumped up 5% with other benchmarks seeing modest gains. But the real story is Mythos dropping in weeks and apparently no system is safe from it.
natepacyga
🇺🇦Q: Will the US help Ukraine with Patriot missiles? 🇺🇸Hegseth: Where we can help Ukraine, we have, where we can enable Europe to do more, we have.
24Hours Ukraine
Discover the orchids extravaganza at Museo Franz Weber – a celebration of nature’s art 🌷🌈 #orchids https://go.casadechiles.com/orchid-blue
Casa de Chiles
Had a blast breaking down Netflix’s Cover-Up with Brian Karem—digging into Seymour Hersh’s reporting on Vietnam, Nixon, Abu Ghraib, and more. Always fun to unpack media history and power with a sharp mind. Link to full episode in comments. @projectcensored.bsky.social @cnn.com
Nolan Higdon
La niña que debe acompañarle El comentario general es: ni la mira, ni la saluda, pero por lo menos no la empuja Mi pregunta es: ¿que hace una niña pequeña acompañándole 😫😠😡
Carmen Lazare
Norman Cook 📀 Fatboy Slim 🎛️ During his latest DJ set at the #Glastonbury festival, #FATBOYSLIM included snippets of #DonaldTrump's speeches within a mashup of "Star 69." On the giant screens, an image of a hand with the middle finger appeared, directed right at the President of the USA 🖕🏻🔝😄
Nicky Schwenzer
Had to set this, from @laist.com, to music. 😘😉 VOTER GUIDE Five things to know about California's election, from Congress to the governor's race laist.com/news/politic... Becerra for Governor💜 🎶 My Guy • Mary Wells
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DJ EVIL DEE
Morning Starlings! ⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆ Reminder that tonight we'll be watching Dungeon Meshi in my discord server at 7PM CDT! ˚‧｡⋆🌻⋆｡‧˚ What anime have you been excited about lately?
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