Like a good fact, me. Unlike BadEnoch.

Brilliant. 🤣

I was not aware this film existed? @livvytrouble.bsky.social Have you seen this film? Or aware of it?

Beautiful.

Erm ...

Well done The Onion.

They will still vote for this man. Because they hate others more.

These people are allowed to vote ...and they don't either over their decision.

Add Reform to this.

POV: You fed breakfast to all 5 of your rescue dogs. You got coffee and a fresh-baked cinnamon bagel, and 2 of them won’t leave you alone! 😂 #dogs #dogsofbluesky #sad #mybagel

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It was planned.

KitKat heist? What KitKat Heist? We know nothing … honest … we swear. But remember you saw nothing right? Oh and Happy April 1st everyone! #themediacentre #aprilfool#huiddersfield #kitkatheist #justabitoffun

Good News Update of the Week. #goodnews #news

Fuck Pedo-in-chief Donald Trump. Fuck ICE. Fuck MAGA. Fuck billionaires. #Trump #TrumpIsAPedo #FuckICE #FuckMAGA #TaxTheRich Credit @johnnypalmadessa.bsky.social

Cheers peeps🥂

🚨🇮🇱🇵🇸Israeli forces stormed a wedding in the West Bank and kidnapped the groom during the celebration. Depraved sadists 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

This is from a few years ago. This is a couple of real reptilian fossils talking with each other in a conversation excerpt from about 50 years ago. Yeah, these two are both a couple of evil racist lizards or were. They have both passed on from the earth realm now?.. lol #reagan #nixon

This Memorial Day, we honor and remember the brave servicemembers who made the ultimate sacrifice for our country. Their courage and dedication will never be forgotten. We thank our fallen heroes and the families who carry their legacy forward. 🇺🇸 #MemorialDay #HonorAndRemember #Houston

AND IN OTHER NEWS

From artificial intelligence to supply chain, the Semafor World Economy summit invites business leaders and policymakers to talk about current events. The summit is hosted by news media company Semafor from April 13-17 in Washington, DC.

Workplace booty call. Office goss. Everybody knows. #podcast #sisters #random #randomthings #life #journey #healing #wisdom

We made the news! Huge thanks to KENS 5 for featuring Café & Cuddles and our mission to inspire animal nerds of all ages through live animal experiences. Thanks to everyone supporting Once in a Wild and this amazing community. #onceinawildzoo

Fortune Teller This one was straight back to Morecambe 1983. #northernsoul #soulmusic #soul #northernsouldancing #wigancasino

A horror cooking game about trauma with cozy mechanics wouldn’t be complete without cleaning and scrubbing stains! We’ve been working so hard to get the cleaning to feel just right. I promise you, it feels really, really good. #gamedev #indiegames #horrorgame #cookinggame #cozygames #indiegame

CUNY Law graduates disrupt commencement, calling out CUNY's complicity in genocide and colonialism to demand divestment from Israel and solidarity with the Palestinian people.

🇺🇦 Drones from the 34th Separate Marine Brigade struck russian infantry during an attempted landing on one of the islands of the #Dnieper River. 💥 As reported by censor net.

The Ocean Beneath - Dream Tonight ft. Liz Mann

the algorithm in physical form. #imurme #brainrot #funny #memes #internetbrain

#ThriveThursday ~ Success doesn’t rest because your greatness is in motion. Keep going! #WomensHistoryMonth #WomensHistory #CelebratingWomen #keepthriving #nevergiveup

#stocks #economy #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/vw4kbwje

This should be headline news.

steyer literally *is* the petrocracy how do people this cataclysmically stupid leave the house every morning without accidentally exploding themselves

#BetterConnected [VD: Animation advising no alcohol on-board services. Travel Safe. Respect staff. Respect fellow passengers]

Another manic Monday? Relax, take a load off, and enjoy some new "quickies" from our Laugh-In 2025 Redoo department. It's our little home-made contribution to keeping up everyone's resistance with a little humor in these crazy times. #humor #parody #comedy #laugh #news

Jen and the SheShed Girls would like to thank Zyvara @zyvara.bsky.social for his incredible video. Zyvara is a loyal supporter of SheShed as we fight for equality, autonomy, and social change. Music & lyrics are coming soon to Spotify, Apple Music and so many more streaming platforms! #SheShed

From Berlin and Brussels to Nairobi, music and diplomacy in perfect sync. This week, #BaloziSpeaks features Ambassador of Germany Sebastian Groth 🇩🇪 🇪🇺 German Embassy Nairobi Tune in TV 47 Kenya📺on Sunday at 8PM #EUKenya50

Een groep moslimvrouwen gooit islamitische kleding weg en verlaat de islam terwijl ze schreeuwen "vrijheid!".

And in the beginning 🫣😠🇵🇸🤨👇🏼

"Wake up... Take off your jewels..."🎶

Though I don't drink anymore this is a good drinking song at the end of a long week and it's Friday so have a drink for me! In 1990 when I was in my 30s I loved this artist the very first time I heard him sing. The rest is history. #Musicsky #music

Life saving information

When her son's middle school went phone-free, Lesley had questions. What parents on the other side of the transition describe about #PhoneFreeSchools: less anxiety, more connection, stronger community. Get YOUR questions answered at unplugplugin.org #BellToBell #copolitics

AmplifyCreations made this fake interior shader with their tool Amplify Shader Editor, using parallax and baked textures to create the illusion of depth. 🏙️ See more: www.reddit.com/r/Unity3D/co... #unity3d #indiedev

her and trixie are my picks for best side-ponies. amusing considering they're polar opposites but they hit on the two highest forms of intellectual comedy (Deadpan and Jerk) and maud's the only character who cracks me up just by existing.

VAIBHAV BROKE SURESH RAINA’S RECORD? 👀🔥 Yes 😭🔥 Vaibhav Sooryavanshi equalled Suresh Raina’s legendary record for the fastest fifty in IPL playoffs/knockouts — both reached fifty in just 16 balls.

🚨 ICE MOVES IN WITH BATONS 🚨 Outside Delaney Hall on Day 6 of the hunger strike, ICE agents push protesters off the public sidewalk and toward the street. WATCH @jordanchariton.bsky.social LIVE ⬇️

Bright daffodils glow in gloaming light before this morning’s dawn sunrise. Territorially bird song, a chorus of diverse voices greet this new day as cloud strewn skies slowly lighten

Todd Blanche is doing a great job in his TV interview to be Trump's next big boy Attorney General. Out there with a straight face sincerely pretending that James Comey threatened to kill the president with some sea shells.

"We've already started to hear it in focus groups, 'I thought he was different'" Luke Tryl discusses the potential impact of Nigel Farage receiving a £5m gift from a billionaire backer before he became an MP, adding that it "could deter those wavering Reform voters". #Newsnight

my hands hurt

Bottom of the 5th, TJ McKenzie hits a solo home run of his own, extending the Ballers' lead to 3-0! #letsgooakland #oaklandballers

Jake is a very busy man.

Breaking News House adopts first Iran war powers act..& fuxk SCOTUS allowing Alabama to use a racist GQP backed map that the same SCOTUS rejected a few years ago.. Ok I gotta take a break starting to get nauseous again,I'll catch up a little later tonight, have a peaceful evening everyone..

I've been speaking with parents in Winchester about the impact of AI chatbots. Children are writing less because AI "can do it better.” They’re spending more time indoors. They feel less confident. We must regulate AI before it's placed in the hands of children, not after the damage is done.

Friday, See @heather_meza and @greatergrander.bsky.social at @laartactivism.bsky.social @creative_dissent_lab #FallOfFreedom Come to Vidal Design Collaborative at 2511 Sunset Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90026 #LosAngeles #California #Silverlake #FoodTrucks #Puppets #Artists #CreativeResistance

U.S. authorities said they uncovered a “sophisticated” tunnel used to smuggle drugs into the U.S. from Mexico. The discovery came after a months-long Homeland Security investigation in San Diego.

Paramount is always stressing when Bryce Mitchell picks up the mic. TT: @mmajunkieofficial