I was only thinking about making tiramisu... and this guy shows up.

Good morning everybody!! 🫶🩷🫶

Good morning everybody!! I'm not gonna name names.... but this message is for the special people.... You know who you are. 🫂🫶🦀

I should have been a tailor.

This is what our nap was like untill somebody called me a little bitch and "accidentally" tried to gouge my eye out thus pushing me out of bed. I'm currently not super accepting of the "I'm sorry I was sleeping!" excuse. #CaregivingJourney 🤔🤷👎

Good morning everybody!! Happy #Caturday Joyeux samedi des chats ( !?? ) 🐈.

Thanks for this John. It's an awesome story. I love it!!!!

This is what it feels like when I forget I have a paper cut and then squeeze a lemon.

Director Ken Loach Delivers Powerful Words at Cannes on Israel's Genocide in Palestine: "The worst thing is not the violence of the bad, it is the silence of the good." 👏👏👏👏👏🇵🇸

👻 Wishing you a frightfully fun 𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧! 🎃 Whether you're dressing up or handing out candy, here's hoping your night is full of treats and no tricks! 🕸️ But while you're enjoying the spooky season, don't forget—𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐠𝐚𝐠𝐞e is here to help you find the

In a shocking scene that crosses all red lines worldwide, Israeli occupation army soldiers stormed a school in the city of Al-Khalil to arrest 8-year-old Palestinian children, causing widespread terror among their remaining classmates.

Baltimore Oriole #birds

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❗️During Ukrainian Foreign Minister Andrii Sybiha’s visit, Sweden presented Ukraine with a unique handmade replica of Hetman Bohdan Khmelnytsky’s battle banner. The original was lost after the 1651 Battle of Berestechko and later taken to Sweden as a war trophy.

🚨 Can one team save a nation on the brink of chaos? Dive into the thriller of the year! 📚✨ #PreserveProtectDefend #MustRead #LinkInBio #PoliticalThriller

They can’t win. So they cheat.

🚀 New robot can independently explore Mars 👉 A new robot may soon be able to independently explore the planet Mars while working faster at the same time. It analyzes multiple rocks without any form of human assistance.... 🔗 whyrwe.com/@26/0416-1644 #️⃣ #whyrwe #factuallyfun #space

What a day!

Young people who begin voting at 16 are more likely to stay voters for life. We can’t wait to see that energy in UK elections 🗳️ #v16 #VotesAt16

May he rest in peace ⚰️

Exponent Edge Infinity Bench Preview Bench with a built-in seal row pad??!! 🤯 #homegym #garagegym #exponentedge

Reinvestment isn’t “bad.” But, undisciplined reinvestment is expensive. Make your reinvestment earn incremental behavior. #CasinoMarketing #CasinoOps #PlayerDevelopment #CRM #LoyaltyMarketing

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A corrupção na Ucrânia... 🤔🤔🤔🧐🧐🧐😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬 ⚔️❌ Para Zelensky, terminar a guerra é 'suicídio político', afirma ex-porta-voz ucraniana 🛰 Do Canal da @sputnikbrasil no Telegram

#police #domestic #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/2026-05-09/us/Crime%20%26%20Law/en/bs/Mumbai-police-register-FIR-against-Celina-Jaitly’s-husband/1271079

Drop someone LAUGHING 🤣 🖤 🤭

#OTD in 1945. Not "Sergeant Heinrich Hizinger" but Heinrich Himmler, one of the worst Nazis, took his life, after being captured by the British. Buried in an unmarked grave. #WW2 #HISTORY

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See what’s inside the June 2026 issue of Psychic News Magazine - COMING SOON www.psychicnews.uk #psychic #paranormal #nde #spiritual #spiritualawakening #spiritualjourney #psychicnews #magazine #video #paranormalactivity #ghost #lifeafterdeath #summersolstice #solstice #healing

What does RE mean to you? What makes Resident Evil a Resident Evil? #residentevil #residentevilvillage #residentevilfans

Sound on for hilarious and highly scientific ethnic accents.

It is past time for us to raise the minimum wage. There is no reason that people should be working 40+ hours a week and still be unable to pay their bills. This is about making life more affordable for everyone.

lmao the line at the *overflow* arsenal bar is literally 200 people long fuck my gooner tranny life

May 25, 2026. Weather around the world.

The final word on the 2026 Met Gala comes from none other than the incomparable Edie McClurg. 😜

I’m steaming this morning. Being warm (sort of) and having cold dry air up topside in the watershed is taking moisture from me🌊🌊

AQUEST DIUMENGE, abans del "TN vespre" a @som3cat ... Es comenta que el @joeldiazbrah parlarà amb un dels artistes més sol·licitats del país

Consumer News: April 21, 2026 Gas prices are driving up the cost of all sorts of things. Alabama scores a win against gaming platform "Roblox." Plus, Churchill Downs buys the Preakness in a multi-million dollar deal. #Gas #cost #Roblox #Preakness #Alabama

NAME THIS PERSON | CAN YOU IDENTIFY THIS INTERNET PERSONALITY? #GuessThePerson #Influencer #ContentCreator #Trending #Viral #InternetCelebrity #Quiz #Shorts #CelebrityQuiz #SocialMediaStar

"Because I guarantee you, you get any member of the Conservative caucus alone in a room and you ask them who is the last man on Earth who should be put in charge of reforming democracy and they will tell you Pierre Poilievre."

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From 🍷 to 👣 — ReCORK gives natural wine corks a second life. Since 2008, they’ve recycled 132M corks and planted 8K+ trees, turning waste into sustainable products like shoe soles and yoga blocks. 🌱♻️ #ReCORK #CircularDesign #Upcycling #Sustainability #EcoInnovation

Today is National Walk at Lunch Day! Celebrate by sneaking in a walk at lunchtime and enjoying the outdoors. www.fittrend.com/will-10000-s... #NationalWalkAtLunchDay #WalkAtLunchDay #NWLD #Today #NationalDays #Holidays

Almost too much winning!

Someone just dropped 5 gifted… that feeling never gets old 😭💙 Catch me live on stream daily - links in bio #twitchstreamer #giftedsubs #streammoment #twitchpartner #streamcommunity

A tub of Nutella floating around the capsule. Thanks to Artemis II that's the furthest a tub of Nutella has been from Earth. #Artemisii #Artemis

I had to run it back! Survival instincts of a god damn marine! #GoldLand #Kdrama #KdramaChat

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New major update is out, introducing wires between energy generation and consumers: improving visibility and making the overdrive system more obvious! More new features and bugfixes available in the update post: store.steampowered.com/news/app/334... #realtimestrategy #rts #rtsgame #indiegames

"This is a man who is out of control..." Mick Lynch, former RMT General Secretary, responds to President Trump's threat to Iran that "a whole civilisation will die tonight". #Newsnight

Brittany, a young mom in the Sunset, shared her story 💜 • 🚨 Major sewer issue on her block • She reached out to my office for help • ✅ I made sure it was fixed in just 48 hours This is why I serve as your 🌅 Sunset District Supervisor. Let’s keep it going: Vote NO on A 🗳️, NO on the Recall ❌

FOH I'm the coldest. 🥹

Want to understand what is really happening with Israel and Lebanon then I recommend you check out this clip from Retired US Army Major Harrison Mann who explains that the goal of Netanyahu is to destroy Souther Lebanon then occupy and build settlements in Lebanon--just like Gaza.

🌈Randy Rainbow sings his new hit “I’m Gay” for Pride Month! #Pride 👏 @randyrainbow.bsky.social 💫

"I woke up this morning thinking.. I didn't think Donald Trump could still surprise me. Today.. I'm surprised and shocked!" @markwarner.bsky.social on Trump's choice of MAGA-loyalist Bill Pulte to be Director of National Intelligence.... and the fear of Pulte "having access to everything"

Leva to Joe Bradley - “i can be your big sister but I’m not your Motherf*cking Mommy!!!!!” Leva has been on tv for 5+ years and I’ve NEVER seen her this pissed!! I love it… 😂 #SouthernHospitality

His story on TikTok has been updated twice the past few hours and uhhh…it’s not looking very encouraging for future edits