Runs with scissors in the dark

This is what our nap was like untill somebody called me a little bitch and "accidentally" tried to gouge my eye out thus pushing me out of bed. I'm currently not super accepting of the "I'm sorry I was sleeping!" excuse. #CaregivingJourney 🤔🤷👎

Good morning everybody!! I'm not gonna name names.... but this message is for the special people.... You know who you are. 🫂🫶🦀

Good morning everybody!! 🫶🩷🫶

Jake is a very busy man.

The topic is spiritual wellness in my online wellness class this week. It's like god, god, god, god, drink water, god and be the absolute best you can be!* * I hope nobody gets hurt.

Mood.

And when I woke up I remembered that I bought Trader Joe's dark chocolate covered caramels yesterday.

How I flirt at the laundromat.

Nothing beats a good back scratching, just ask this Turtle.

Mister whipple only developed this habit because he lived in a homophophobic backwoods holler and feared for his safety.

Good morning everybody!! 🏳️‍🌈 Just in time for Pride Month the introverted guy who plays "Smells Like Teen Spirit" on Rubber Chickens has pulled out of the Freedom 250 Celebration. 🏳️‍🌈

I was only thinking about making tiramisu... and this guy shows up.

Good morning everybody!! Happy #Caturday Joyeux samedi des chats ( !?? ) 🐈.