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Runs with scissors in the dark

Runs with scissors in the dark

@tevistickles

HUMOR. SATIRE. SNARK. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ He/Him WOKE. Animal Shenanigans. Artistic shitposting. Caturday 🐈.

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This is what our nap was like untill somebody called me a little bitch and "accidentally" tried to gouge my eye out thus pushing me out of bed. I'm currently not super accepting of the "I'm sorry I was sleeping!" excuse. #CaregivingJourney πŸ€”πŸ€·πŸ‘Ž

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Good morning everybody!! I'm not gonna name names.... but this message is for the special people.... You know who you are. πŸ«‚πŸ«ΆπŸ¦€

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Good morning everybody!! 🫢🩷🫢

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Jake is a very busy man.

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The topic is spiritual wellness in my online wellness class this week. It's like god, god, god, god, drink water, god and be the absolute best you can be!* * I hope nobody gets hurt.

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Mood.

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And when I woke up I remembered that I bought Trader Joe's dark chocolate covered caramels yesterday.

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How I flirt at the laundromat.

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Nothing beats a good back scratching, just ask this Turtle.

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Mister whipple only developed this habit because he lived in a homophophobic backwoods holler and feared for his safety.

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Good morning everybody!! πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Just in time for Pride Month the introverted guy who plays "Smells Like Teen Spirit" on Rubber Chickens has pulled out of the Freedom 250 Celebration. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

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I was only thinking about making tiramisu... and this guy shows up.

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Good morning everybody!! Happy #Caturday Joyeux samedi des chats ( !?? ) 🐈.

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