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@dogswithcarrots

Wie ein altes Ehepaar 👵🏻👴🏻. #SPD und #CDU #CSU kriegen sich über das #Ehegattensplitting in die Haare 🙄 Geschlechtergerechtigkeit statt Spaltung. Nur mal so als Idee 💡 für den Koalitionsfrieden. #dailypunch #mydailypunchline

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