Autokratismus korreliert mit Humorlosigkeit. Vor allem, wenn es um das autokratische Ego geht. #jacquestilly #putin #trump #erdogan #xijinping #dailypunch #mydailypunchline

„Vielleicht hätte es ohne #RitaSüssmuth eine Kanzlerin #AngelaMerkel nie gegeben“, so der Publizist #HeribertPrantl beim #Trauerstaatsakt für die verstorbene Frauenrechtlerin, Professorin und Politikerin Süssmuth. Das relativierende Wörtchen „vielleicht“ diente vermutlich der Eklat-Vermeidung. ⬇️

Digital vermummte Guerilla-Hasen 🐰 haben #CDU und #CSU faule Eier 🥚 🥚 ins virtuelle Nest gelegt und auf #GoogleMaps diverse Geschäftsstellen in #Eierhaus umbenannt. Konzertierte Aktion von APO-Nagern. #merzleckeier #mle #dailypunch #mydailypunchline

Nie wieder die zwanghafte Erotisierung von Formfleisch. Nie wieder Affektverschiebung durch Kauen, Schmatzen und fettverschmierte Finger. Nie wieder die anbiedernde Projektion unbewusster Persönlichkeitsanteile auf die Systemgastronomie. Nie wieder exhibitionistisches Exponieren mit Dönerspieß.

Die Top 3 Minister (m/w/d) für eine Kabinettsumbildung: Gold 🥇 geht an #Kulturstaatsminister #WolframWeimer. Mehr Porzellan im Buchladen 📖 kann man nicht zerschlagen 💥 Silber 🥈 hat sich Bundeswirtschaftsministerin Katherina Reiche redlich verdient. Dank ihrer Lobbyarbeit für die fossile ⬇️

#DasIndischeTuch um die Schultern drapiert, absolviert Bundeskommunikationsprofi #FriedrichMerz in Indien einen schillernden PR-Termin nach dem anderen. Was er bei seinem #Antrittsbesuch bei Premier #NarendraModi vermisste, das werden wir in zwei Tagen wissen, wenn er sich auf irgendeiner ⬇️

#FriedrichMerz ist 70. Da friert schon mal das Weltbild ein und mentale Entwicklung findet nicht mehr statt. Umwelt- und Klimaschutz scheinen für #Merz Bestandteil der Lifestyle-Freizeit von Alt-Ökos aus den 1980er Jahren zu sein, vielleicht schreibt er das Interesse am nachhaltigen Produzieren ⬇️

It‘s all about your oil, Venezuela! #trump #venezuela #dailypunch #mydailypunchline

Der Hund 🐕 hat sich schon gefragt, wann der erste „Bauer“ mit seinem GTI von Jwdistan nach Berlin aufbricht, um vor dem Reichstag gegen zu hohe Spritpreise zu demonstrieren. Die Merkmale der eigenen Beklopptheit zuverlässig zu erkennen … so vielen ist es nicht gegeben 😩 #konvoi #spritpreis #berlin

Die Niederkunft des Tages: Juchhu, es ist eine #Grundsicherung! Die kleine Kröte, die die Regierung gezeugt, die SPD geschluckt und im Kreißsaal des Bundestages das Licht der Welt erblickt hat, löste vor allem bei der Opposition heftige Wehen aus. Das Erstgeborene, #Bürgergeld mit Namen, landet im ⬇️

Day 301 – Running every day for the rest of my life to improve my mental health (7.72 km) 🎵 Panchiko – Stabilisers For Big Boys #stabilisersforbigboys #panchiko #shoegaze #dreampop #midwestemo #brokenheart #heartbreak #healingjourney #postbreakup #selfrepair #daytimerun #slowrecovery #softgrunge

Most guys drift because they never define the man they’re trying to become. 🎧 TUNE IN to Power Athlete Radio Ep 857: The Truth About Becoming a Man Today w/ Matt Vincent: Part 2 🔗 bit.ly/PARep857 #PowerAthleteRadio #Masculinity #MentalHealth #ModernMan

Kareem Rahma's advice to brands looking to do something fun, new, and fresh on social: Do it or don't. Have you convinced the c-suite to go all in on a series and seen the results pay off?

A public holiday in Germany - Ascension Day. 1 of 3 public holidays in May. 2 of those are religious (today & Whitmonday), 1 is modern (May 1). So to all neoconservatives complaining about too much time off for workers: Shall we lose the religious stuff so few now believe in?😉 #GoodMorning, everyone

is on KABF.org right now playing Parle Voius by Aktu el Shabazz feat. Ilajide

El viernes y el sábado dimos el CTO Andalucía Selecciónes Provinciales Alevín y Cadete Playa en los campos de La Colada #elviso y #alcaracejos Mozárabe de la provincia de #cordoba Producido por Mickrea Productora Dirigido por Marc Speakers: Radio Marca Córdoba y Javi Sánchez Emitido por RFAFTV

MAN v FAT Football – Hull Looking to lose weight and get back into football? Come and join us. 📍 Every Tuesday ⏰ 7:00pm – 8:30pm ⚽ 7-a-side matches 👥 18+ (no upper age limit) We combine football with weight loss in a competitive, supportive league. 🌐 www.manvfatfootball.org⁠�

New NYT reporting shows Iran and Oman are in talks to charge ships for passage through the Strait of Hormuz—suggesting U.S.-Iran negotiations are nowhere near conclusion despite what the White House has claimed.

What options does Starmer have to lower energy bills? 📻 @praneshippr.bsky.social outlines the short term measures the PM might be considering on #BBC5Live 👇

CA Service Corps members were recently at Eaton Canyon working with volunteers to help in the fire recovery by removing invasive plants so natives could regrow in the burned area. Learning to identify invasive, non-native plants is part of the process. 🪴✨ Get involved at CAServiceCorps.com.

THE INTIMIDATION FACTOR INTERVIEW: Is Trump intent on invading Cuba? He's trying to intimidate the Cuban government to make concessions, says reporter Donald Courter who has just returned from there. He wants to make it like Venezuela is now, but without having to kidnap the president #MOATS 554

A peaceful walk among the wildflowers at Preslie Meadow, Peru, Indiana 😌 TT: Baxter In memory of Preslie Lynn Dennis

MLB 2026 @bluejaysbot.bsky.social 4 @ny-yankees.bsky.social 5 #ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛꜱᴘʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢᴛʜᴇɴᴇᴡꜱ 🤍

Emi Martinez: "People were saying I only win titles with Argentina, well guess what... THEY WRONG! "People were saying I was going to Manchester United, guess what... THEY WRONG!" 😅

Mastodon was confusing to use when it first launched, but things have changed. Head of Communications, Andy Piper, explains how they work. Watch the full episode at www.wearedevelopers.com/en/videos/13...

BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3 NOW HAS CARDS!!! IT'S ALSO 25% OFF WITH NEW HORDE MAPS, ONE IN THE CHRIST REDEEMER, ONE IN MASP, AND ALSO POINT SHOP!! ALSO A MAP JAM IS HAPPENING ON DISC! discord.gg/EKNtzjN8 store.steampowered.com/app/3191050/ #games #indiedev #gamedev #boomershooter #indie #fps #indiegame

The Strokes wrote “You Talk Way Too Much.” Turns out, it was about Julian Casablancas🎤 Apparently, musicians stopped making music and started making political statements. Our Music Collection keeps it about the music👕 Read our new blog 🛍️ Link in bio #Streetwear #MusicCulture #GraphicTees #Coachella

ICE is out of control in NJ. #pinks #momsky #bluecrew

The Nationals back an NDIS that supports those it was originally intended for, that is sustainable and providing choice and care for all Australians. Full speech: https://youtu.be/YiRHz0KLESE

Jeff Bezos had the caucasity to say if “you double my taxes, it would have a negligible impact on people’s lives. Well, Bezos, let’s try it and see. Oh, right Mayor Mamdani taxed multi-million dollar residents in NYC and was able to do it in a month. #jeffbezos #taxes #tax #taxtherich #eattherich

"Reform Councillors one week into their new job" 😉 #Reform in #councils

To complete the acoustic torture, The Clown will hold a five-hour rambling, psychotic speech, followed by RFK Jr extolling the virtues of eating roadkill testicles, Joseph Miller calling for "the total war", and Pete HegSSeth on war-fighters". At that time she'll be honey to your ears.

🔥 Memorial Day Weekend vibes hit different at Hush 🇺🇸 Music, cocktails, hookah & nonstop energy till 4AM in Queens 🍸💨 Pull up with your crew for the ultimate holiday weekend party. 📍 70-10 Grand Avenue, Maspeth Queens Reserve now at hushloungegarden.com #HushLoungeGarden #MemorialDay

😳 Mehr als 1,5 Millionen Pilger sind bereits in Mekka angekommen: In Saudi-Arabien hat die jährliche Pilgerreise Hajj begonnen — Euronews. Es sind derzeit +43-45°C dort. ⤵️

Two women are accused of making up the story that a 5-year-old was abducted in St. Louis County on Monday morning. Police said that a car was stolen, but there was no child missing.

3 things all Michiganders deserve: 1.) A good job with fair pay 2.) The ability to go to the doctor without going broke 3.) The ability to afford to live and stay here

How to Apologize… With Cheese #howto #art

Resultierend aus Videoanalysen nahmen am 18.05.26 in #Gera rund 145 Teilnehmende während der rechtsextremen & #AfD/#NPD(„HEIMAT“)-indoktrinierten Demonstration teil. Rechtsextremist Peter Schreiber („Die HEIMAT“ [vormals NPD] & „FREIE SACHSEN“) reiste als Gastredner an. 1/4

I will never forgive exmayor Bruce Harrell and his goons and nazi cops for allowing this attack on the citizens of Seattle’s Capitol Hill neighborhood over last year’s Memorial Day weekend. They protected the hate group and attacked me and my queer neighbors. Never again!

Wake the fuck up Canada 🇨🇦.

Sec. Lutnick previously said he cut ties with Jeffrey Epstein in 2005. But newly released records show he visited Epstein’s private island in 2012—four years after Epstein’s conviction for soliciting a minor.   Americans deserve full transparency about Secretary Lutnick’s relationship with Epstein.

How I feel literally every day since 2020

Congress has walked away from their Article I Constitutional duty. They're no longer a coequal branch of government. They've prostrated themselves to Trump. Rep. Jason Crow and I discussed how the Republicans have walked away from their duty. This isn't both sides. Catch it all on @meidastouch.com

What does a poisonous frog in the Amazon have to do with the death of Alexei Navalny?#spy #spying #russia #cia

AI Design_ Who should design it? PM Cowboy Podcast #51 — Part of the AI Series Topic: Human-Centered AI — Between Hype, Fear, and Responsibility Guest: Helen Edwards - Co-Founder Artificiality Institute

A Russian Shahed drone crossed the border into Romanian space and struck a high-rise building in Galati. The explosion triggered a fire. Reports of multiple wounded.

Some pregame parachuting

Despite starting the league campaign with a defeat, the 4s take plenty of positives from the performance into their away date with Shepshed 3s. The side shows 3 changes with Academy players Mihir Mistry, Ben Kay and Jack Tarleton coming into the side.

"It would be an act of war when you destroy civilian infrastructure: we said it was an act of war when they did it to Ukraine and it's an act of war when you do it to Iran." Reform UK's Laila Cunningham on the US's threats towards Iran. #Newsnight

🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾 BIG BRO / LITTLE BRO HARPER & SCOUT LIFE LESSONS 🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾 SCOUT: Picnic at the lake! MOMMY: The stinky fish carcass! HARPER: And a sip of fine, dirty lake water. MOMMY: Scout, want to explore? SCOUT: I don't want to leave my beloved stinky fish carcass. 1/1

Sur les plateaux télé, Ian Brossat est sans arrêt questionné sur la voiture par des journalistes se faisant la voix des classes populaires... pourtant, c'est loin d'être leur première préoccupation, selon lui : mise au point dans l'émission ⤵️ www.arretsurimages.net/emissions/ar...

Hey Look #ai #studio #free #tools #video #clip

Fly Your Flag #flag #beach #America #bikini #video #clip

Temple of Eternal Suffering just surpassed 2k Wishlists on Steam! 🥳 Massive thanks to everyone that Wishlisted my ARPG Roguelite game! Join the cool people club and Wishlist the game on Steam! 3k is really close💪 #indiegame #indiedev #ARPG #roguelite

ENFINIGY and ENFINIGY Pro 1.5-liter Electric Kettles Have Gimpy Handles. These handles loosen and separate from the kettle causing hot contents to spill and creating a serious burn hazard. #RecallAlert #KitchenSafety #BurnHazard #ProductRecall #HomeSafety

Relive all the post-match celebrations. 📺😍 #CFC / #W7F

This is my impression of a straight man FaceTiming a beautiful woman

Or Michael?

💙🏀 #Knicks

Israel continues to attack Lebanon despite Trump claiming Monday that Israel and Hezbollah had agreed to stop fighting. “What happened yesterday was in no means a ceasefire,” says Beirut-based journalist @chehayebk.bsky.social.