In which Max starts channeling Abe Simpson and goes on a rambling and useless story about how David is nearly 100 years old.

We want our ideas jammed into our mouths as quickly as is humanly (or mole-personly) possible. NOM NOM NOM!

My childhood was so blue. The sky, the ground, the fire, the furniture...all blue. And Grampi had that big logo he hung up every year.

Once again we discuss how much grease really belongs in a cookie, and Max shows his obvious control of Italian dialects.

Taking a quick detour to tell everyone to see Under Siege because Tommy Lee Jones never phones it in. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

Today we learn something about David that may change how we see him for all time. There's no going back.

Is time the same on the surface of the earth as it is in the center of the earth? We honestly don't know. Should probably call a scientist. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

Everyone knows Betty Crocker is a demon who lives in the kitchen and she'll make you cursed cakes if you say her name. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

If you can't see all my squishy, delicious guts then do they really exist? How am I digesting food? HOW AM I BREATHING!?

What is a chocolatey chip? Is it NOT chocolate? WHAT IS IT!? #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

It's wild how the US often ignores international law for political gain instead of actually following it - we need leaders who prioritize human rights over leverage. Source #HumanRights #PeacefulForeignPolicy #DemocracyInternationalLaw #GlobalLeadership

Ontario farmers and agri-food producers face a wall of challenges amid global uncertainty and trade disruption. Can resilience, innovation and know-how could lead the way to greater food independence for the entire country? Tonight at 7pm on TVO Today Live.

My campaign has three basic pillars: 1) hold Trump accountable; 2) Build A Better Future; 3) ensure America is safe for everyone in our communities. I look forward to delivering on these priorities in Congress. The California 6th is ready for a fighter. #congress #impeachment #medicareforall #usa

is on KABF.org right now playing Cot Damn by Clipse feat. Ab-Liva & Rosco P. Coldchain

Oh, hey Bezos Couple of things 1) f🌸ck you 2) f🌸ck you 3) oh, and f🌸ck you The only side you’ve EVER been on is your own, you pigeon-livered, pinchfisted, fly-rinked, fopdoodle. “Trump is more disciplined”….I just threw up in my mouth. GTFO 🤦🏻‍♀️ #Pinks #ProudBlue

4 days left to get Money out of Michigan Politics! Go to MopUpMichigan.org/signhere #MMOP #MopUpMichigan #MichigandersForMoneyOutOfPolitics #MoneyOutOfPolitics #Money

A new New York Times/Siena poll shows Donald Trump hitting the lowest approval rating of either of his two terms — 37% approval, 31 points underwater on the economy, and 42 points underwater on the cost of living. Critics say Trump has done nothing to lower costs for everyday Americans.

🫤 It's been over 20 days since I 💦 and I'm kinda feeling it now! 😅 Day 10🔒 4 ✅️ 5 ✅️ 2 ✅️ 1 6 3 ✅️ #behindbarz #cagecheck #gaychastity #malechastity #chastitybelt

Scott Jennings loses it. #progressive #adammockler #scottjennings

🚨 In a candid one-hour interview, U.S. Ambassador to Canada, Pete Hoekstra responds to tough questions on China, trade, energy and Canada–U.S. tensions. Watch the full interview: https://rebelne.ws/4cd5se7

"He's not stealing it, he's taking it back, and he's helping us have it once again": A Venezuelan-American woman in Doral, Florida reacts to Trump's plans to utilize Venezuela's oil. VenezuelaIsFree.com

Long before starting in politics, Daniel was working to make his community more inclusive. He’s passionate about ensuring no community in Dublin Central gets left behind. In the Dáil, Dan will continue to fight for families and ensure Dublin Central gets the services it deserves.

"They've always loved and supported me no matter where my life has been." Kate DeAraugo reflects on Queer Community support throughout her career. #KateDeAraugo #ausmusic #queerradio @3crmelbourne.bsky.social #3CR

Trump struggles to read his speech off the teleprompter: Around the world we unite... in... solemn... observance...with... reverend hearts we honor those who fell. So that... the sublime light of American freedom would shine... for... ever and... ever

PLASTIC FIBERS HAVE BEEN DISCOVERED IN MALIGNANT LUNG TUMORS

The Foundation of Faith: Imam Hussain (A.S) Visit our social media platforms #ALRATV linktr.ee/alratv #IsMehdihere? #Mahdiarrival #find #iran

Mary Cain helped publicly expose the toxicity of famed coach Alberto Salazar & the Nike Oregon Project. She shares how she decided to write about the lies she was told then versus what she knows to be true now. Full ep podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g... Watch on the iHeart Women’s Sports YouTube

Over half a million people took to the streets across Germany in nationwide protests against the far-right. In Neu-Isenburg—a city of just 40,000—an incredible 9,000 demonstrators turned out to oppose a local AfD event, showing that resistance is everywhere!

Lenny was assisting with making a video to post on facebook for my garage sale tomorrow/Saturday. He’s so helpful, isn’t he? 😊 #cats #caturday

🚨 Joe Musashi VS Sega Villains 🚨 I set out To Beat One Sega Villain In Shinobi Art Of Vengeance DLC On A Rare Tues Stream today, & that's what I did!  See Y'all Tomorrow  We Sent The Undisputed Kingdom Love to Avalon11 www.twitch.tv/avalon11

For those who prefer motion (AA's acquired)

This is how 432 robots moved a 7,500-ton city block. Take a look at this. Engineers didn't want to destroy a century of history just to build a new subway system, so they did something completely unprecedented. / Amazon New Glenn Martina McBride

Today we celebrate Liam Conejo Ramos returning home in his father’s arms. A moment of relief, love, and reunion that every child deserves. As we hold space for this joy, we cannot forget the many children who are still separated from their families, still waiting, still unseen in detention camps.

Diego Chara scored his first MLS goal 15 years ago against tonight's opponent Vancouver. It was the Timbers and Whitecaps first meeting in MLS, tonight they clash for 40th time. Timbers lead the series: 17W-13L-9D

🟠 NOTIZIE IN BREVE Il ministero degli Esteri cinese chiede a Stati Uniti e Iran di rispettare il cessate il fuoco. Libaro: raid israeliani causano la morte di almeno 31 persone. I tagli annunciati di Stati Uniti ai contingenti Nato in Europa sono "sostanziali".

Dave Min: "Pam Bondi claimed documents related to any decisions to prosecute or not were being withheld. There's a reason we don't have the smoking guns, the videos, the witness interviews, because they're claiming that's all privileged. It's a sham. They're not answering any questions."

It’s nice to sit in mum and dads garden before Sunday dinner

Obama's Mission: Prevent Iran from getting a nuclear weapon. Success. Mission Accomplished. DJT's Mission: Prevent North Korea from getting a nuclear weapon. Massive failure. Mission not Accomplished.

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"Immediately you could feel this connection to an audience that was totally different." Ben Smith on the early days of blogging and social media, on Journalism 2050 with hosts @emilybell.bsky.social and Heather Chaplin. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

5:0 #fcunion #FCUxxx

If someone is happy and calm, their trip might be fun. But if they’re scared or upset, their trip might be frightening, making them feel like they’re losing control or very worried. #Podcast #MagicMushrooms #BadTrip #MentalHealth #Psilocybin #Hallucinogens #PsychedelicExperience #MushroomTrip

Jamal Murray hits the heave at the buzzer. He’s got 26 PTS and 7 AST at halftime.

i understand the confusion, the NASCAR chairman and CEO who’s relinquishing his role is named jim

P48 Project Management Career Pinnacle_ Join the 9th Edition! PM Cowboy Podcast #48 — YouTube Topic: What’s New in the PMBOK® Guide — 8th Edition Guests: Dirk Withake & Daniel Hendling- PMBOK Contributors

Chris Wright # 1.....I don't care if the United States commits war crimes. Chris Wright # 2.....Trump is talking shit. He won't do that. Iran doesn't have to worry.

The one thing I didn't want to find myself battling was Poison Ivy 😅 #indiedev #gamedev #screenshotsaturday

I was an impressionable teenager. When I was 16 I saw the singer from this band smoking on stage. She threw her lit cigarette on the floor, then picked it up again at the end of the song, I thought "Cool!" I didn't smoke, but I doubted myself. I Know I Could (Drugstore cover)

Who’s hurting whom?

Thousands of people protest in #Caracas, #Venezuela against the US' hostile takeover and occupation of Venezuela.

Allergy sensitivity can be debilitating. The particles that trigger these conditions—pollen, animal dander, dust mites, moulds, and spores—are not rare; they exist in everyday environments and can significantly affect well-being. 💚 respro.com/product/pollen-mask #hayfever #pollen #allergy #asthma

Oh yeah, this is my new tattoo

"No hay revolución obrera sin maricones y bolleras". Emilia da Silva unchained. 😂

✩ ․⁺ Tamagotchi pixel cursor pack ․⁺ ✩ Little preview of my merch piece for the Tamagotchi fanzine v.2🖍️! #PixelArt #ドット絵 #Tamagotchi #たまごっち

CryptidBoyz - Wordplay Jokes #jokes #cryptidboyz

🫡 Senator Mark Kelly 💛 🐶 + 👨‍🍳

Sometimes, job interviews turn into a game of truth or dare 🧐

Happy 70th Birthday, Keith David! 🎊🎉🎂 This scene from "Community" cracks me up🤣🤣🤣

RT @NBCOlympics: When Neymar Jr. is on the world stage, expect nothing less than absolute SCENES. 🇧🇷

Absolutely ridiculous debate question. The obsession with israel is beyond. 🤪🤪 There are actual genocides around the world that everyone turns a blind eye to because they’re not being paid by Qatar. Enough is enough.