want to c*mm porn and whatever but my god finding people remains the hardest task ever

>telling me to sybau when im sick and ill and in pain boyfriend larper

pippin von possum edit i made to piss my boyfriend the fuck off

genuinely one of the funniest fucking games ever made

they dont make characters with bits like these anymore. what if the final fantasy final boss had a faggcent and got bullied by the random woman (who beefs with a 14 year old and calls her a bitch) and large monster (who wants women alcohol and murder and yells all the time) attatched to him. so peak

clipart dust mite filthiest sex ahegao:

instead we're doing shit like pomni: aw man! i gotta escape this wigga circus! jax: i hate women and foids gangle: but...but im foid...? ragatha: hello! kingler: dementia zooble: subscribe to ihateeverything caine: [some shit about existential dread while looking at the camera and doing this]

ive been using poison

good chuddie...

HPU Athletics announced it will launch women’s flag football this fall, becoming the first university in Hawaiʻi to offer the sport at the collegiate level. https://www.khon2.com/sports/hpu-becomes-first-hawaii-collegiate-program-to-add-flag-football/ 

Those who used to call Pt Nehru for inflation have now raised their hands in failure on loosing fight against crisis.

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When Trump pushes our allies and partners away, he’s not only making us weaker, he’s giving a gift to President Xi.

I’m working with colleagues from both sides to hold this President accountable to our commitments and to our national security.

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BBC News report President Trump saying the strait of Hormuz will open BBC News also report that Iran says that they still control the strait of Hormuz

Swedish Gripen fighter jets escort PM Modi’s aircraft as he enters Sweden

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Norwegian journalist Helle Lyng says questioning leaders is standard democratic practice in Norway. During the Modi-Støre press event in Oslo, she attempted to ask a question because visiting leaders, including Macron earlier, normally take questions from reporters.

Some things look fun, but they might have consequences. It’s always a good idea to look at the big picture when making a choice in life. #lifehack #advice #parenting #doll #makebelieve

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Thank you to everyone who joined us for our campaign launch party last week! Schuller’s Tavern was an incredible host, and it meant so much to celebrate with neighbors and friends.

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'Malfunctioning Megatron' demands your DNA data, but thinks humans are reptiles due to en-slop-ification. From Neofeud 2 my 90s-style #retrogame ! silverspook.itch.io/neofeud2 #indiedev #indiegames #cyberpunk #steamdeck #RETROGAMING #art #artist #scifiart #noai

Please cancel the tour because I had enough of this man scaring me after the “Aliens” performance

Why are so many young people in the UK not in work or education? Nye Cominetti breaks down one important factor ⤵️

Are you being nice or being kind? In this episode of The Mindset Economy, psychological safety pioneer Amy Edmondson draws a sharp distinction. Being nice is easy, it avoids tension and keeps things comfortable. #Kindness #Leadership #Honesty #Teams #PsychologicalSafety

🚨🇺🇸🇮🇷 The current U.S.-Iran negotiations represents a massive strategic shift. Professor Robert Pape argued that despite Western media spin, Iran is actually in the driver's seat and setting the terms while the Trump administration scrambles to adjust. He suggested

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Q: Has the Administration done enough to enact federal #MAHA regulations? - Philip Wegmann A: “There is some frustration that not more has been done… I don’t know if it’s going to be enough going into these #MidtermElections” Charlie Misseijer, Moms 4 Liberty

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Good morning, Jaye Sometimes I get so caught up in little things, I forget to steady myself. Thank you 💗

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Is Ewing the spark this team needs? #lgm #metsbaseball

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have anyone else discovered this secret cult hidden deep in the wilds of #rockstargames #reddeadredemption2 on #xbox?!

All Packed. All Set. Paper cup machine + Raw Materials → en route to Gabon. Your turn for a smooth production launch?

YAY! #Pi day!!!

"Probably about 50/50 since the turn of the century" This week's Five Games interview is with Tranmere fan & statistician Tristan Browning, who keeps a record of every #TRFC match & player. He talks of how the turnover of players as increased recently patreon.com/posts/143261144

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The Phillies' newest international signing is being compared to the No. 1 prospect in all of baseball. Is he their next superstar? We discussed on an all new Hittin' Season, powered by @WHYY! LISTEN: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/1... WATCH: youtube.com/watch?v=lkTF...

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It’s Mental Health Awareness Month. Let’s rewind for a bit and talk. #mentalhealth #selfcare #smallartist #bluesky #redpuppetpanda #fyp #viral #trending

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Albanian supporters are reacting to Israeli footballer Manor Solomon, who provoked fans attending the Albania–Israel friendly. Solomon has been the target of various protest campaigns at the clubs he has played for over the past two years due to his open support for the genocide in Gaza.

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We continue our #LIQUIDICErs series. Meet Violet Patterson from Danish Meteorological Institute, one of the modellers. She explains how her work helps develop the coupling between global Earth system models and icesheets models 🎥 Watch now! #IceSheets #EarthSystemScience