Jon Stewart reads quotes and asks the crowd to guess if it's "Trump or Jesus". The Sermon on the Mount trips people up. The Access Hollywood tape does not. @comedycentral.bsky.social

BREAKING: Artemis II begins liftoff — the first human expedition to the Moon since 1972. "Mankind was born on Earth, it was never meant to die here."

"There is a myth about America -- it’s the lie that life has to be hard in this country; the lie that only the rich or the lucky get to live a good life. Every American deserves a life of dignity, safety, & stability – and our government can do better to deliver that." -- @williamhe.bsky.social

CONAN O’BRIEN AT HARVARD: “No university in our nation has produced more Nobel laureates or white collar criminals…so whether you choose to be good or evil, know that you are among the very best.”

JON OSSOFF: "Who came here today because you love our country? Who came here today because you're just a little bit mad?" CROWD: "I'm mad!" JON OSSOFF: "I feel you."

They want you focused on the wrong 1%. Because when you're distracted, you don't notice the decades of policy choices that locked Gen-Z out of the economy. That's the real threat to democracy — not just bad actors, but a generation given every reason to stop believing. @williamhe.bsky.social

Thank you to all the veterans past and present for their service to our nation.

This was made in 2002… 🎥: “They Tried To Warn Us” (2002)

WATCH: Sam Seder DESTROYS Tim Pool’s anti-choice stance on abortion

A 4th-generation Illinois farmer is one bad year from losing everything: Rod Bushmeyer's family survived a farm flood in the 90s with no crop insurance because there was "wiggle room." But tariffs pushed him in the red last year and operating costs are up this year. "The entire farm goes bankrupt."

Sharing our stories doesn’t just connect us, it helps us heal. Speaking up makes it safer for others to do the same. No one should go through it alone. 💙 Need support? Call or text 988. #mattsfoundation #mentalhealth #stories #4mattsmf #jayshetty

Gains Update !! ✨ Doing my best to stick to my work out regimen and it's big progress. Haven't been this proud of my body in a while. Cheers to health! 💪🥩

Democracy is under strain across the U.S. and Europe. What does that mean for our future? Join Daniel Ziblatt, co-author of How Democracies Die, for a conversation on democratic backsliding and what comes next. 📅 April 22 🎟️ RSVP: www.gc.cuny.edu/events/danie... #democracy #politics

Before I go out and get littyyyy

Trump started his Iran war with: No rationale No plan No support from our allies No consultation with Congress That’s why Americans don’t support it. Via @kaine.senate.gov

Hidden in mom's feathers Original post

Wemby taunting SGA lol

A massive fire has been reported at the Grushovaya oil terminal by locals and can be seen consuming the facility via NASA's FIRMS. 😯

According to a release from U.S. Central Command (CENTCOM), since the beginning of the U.S. blockade of vessels traveling to and from Iranian ports, 89 vessels have been redirected. Original post

Florentino Pérez convoca eleccions al Madrid: "M'hauran de fer fora a trets" El màxim dirigent blanc comunica que es presentarà a la reelecció en una roda de premsa plena de retrets https://www.ara.cat/esports/futbol/florentino-perez-roda-premsa-reial-madrid_1_5734934.html

#TomodachiLifeLivingTheDream Matt from Wii Sports gives me a haircut. Oh well, could’ve been so much worse! He could’ve given me a Mohawk or some other tragic haircut that footballers have!

Proud Aunt Brag!

us regular everyday people are real people, and we matter! the aristocrats are empty, hollow, and devoid of any humanising experiences. keep strong my friends, be well, and keep your humanity. #pottery #folkart #thoughts #loveeachother #community #motivation #humanity

Declan Rice reacts to the news of West Ham being relegated

This is my greatest achievement and I don't get thanked enough for it

Join us tonight live @7pm est on Cole TV for a Brand New Learning the Ropes! Tonight we are talking wrestling venues! Plus an exclusive sneak Peak for Halloween Week on Cole TV! www.youtube.com/live/SmSsRL_... # coletv #learningtheropes #prowrestling #welovewrestling #indywrestling

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𝓞𝓜𝓖 𝓣𝓗𝓘𝓢 𝓘𝓢 𝓓𝓔𝓕 𝓣𝓗𝓘𝓢 𝓜𝓲𝓭𝓭𝓵𝓮 𝓦𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓜𝓨 𝓓𝓪𝓭𝓭𝔂, 𝓐𝓼 𝓘 𝓐𝓶 𝓐𝓛𝓦𝓐𝓨𝓢 𝓜𝔂 𝓓𝓪𝓭𝓭𝔂’𝓼 𝓜𝓲𝓭𝓭𝓵𝓮 𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓟𝓾𝓷𝔃𝓲𝓮 𝓐𝓛𝓦𝓐𝓨𝓢!! & 𝓣𝓗𝓘𝓢 𝓛𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓜𝓲𝓭𝓭𝓵𝓮 𝓐𝓫𝓼𝓸𝓵𝓾𝓽𝓮𝓵𝔂 𝓛𝓞𝓥𝓔𝓢 𝓦𝓱𝓮𝓷 𝓜𝔂 𝓓𝓪𝓭𝓭𝔂 𝓚𝓲𝓼𝓼 𝓐𝓽𝓽𝓪𝓬𝓴𝓼 𝓜𝓮, 𝓖𝓻𝓪𝓫𝓫𝓲𝓷𝓰 ( 𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓵𝔂 𝓐𝓵𝔀𝓪𝔂𝓼 ) 𝓜𝔂 𝓛𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓕𝓪𝓬𝓮 & 𝓒𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓘𝓽 𝓦𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓚𝓲𝓼𝓼𝓮𝓼 𝓦𝓱𝓲𝓵𝓮 𝓘 𝓖𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓵𝓮 𝓛𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓒𝓻𝓪𝔃𝔂 & “ 𝓟𝓻𝓸𝓽𝓮𝓼𝓽/ 𝓕𝓾𝓼𝓼 “ 𝓔𝓿𝓮𝓷 𝓣𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱……………

Mikhail Iliyukhin going real hard for a straight armbar on Igor Vovchanchyn. Nothing doing as Igor manages to worm out just enough that Mikhail has to give up.

DW: Soldiers in uniform spitting on Christians. A nun attacked in broad daylight. A young monk spit on in dark alleys - now happening in daylight, with witnesses, and no one cares. More than half of Christians under 45 in Israel are considering leaving. The government? Itamar Ben-Gvir, the

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle

Gamelan Advertising Information Dec 1996 Archived Web Page #gamelan #1996

⭕Les forces d’occupation #Israéliennes rasent les maisons #Palestiniennes dans le village #d’Abu-Tloul, dans le #Naqab, dans le Sud de la #Palestine. #Quds-News-Network

This is amazing. Ukraine is now using low cost high altitude balloons, leveraging the natural prevailing winds from Ukraine to Russia. The balloons don't look like targets. Hovering deep into Russian territory, the drone is released and then flies to its target.

Charged Finisher Takes Down Opponent #wrestlinggames #gaminghighlights ⚡️ Witness an intense "wrestling" match where a "wrestler" executes a wicked close line, showcasing thrilling "finishing moves" in this compelling "combat sport". The video culminates in a victory

The heaviest I have done on pull down bar at the gym 72.5ibs 32.6kg

Im so fucking happy right now yall. Its so beautiful. Sorry cam quality still bad. We got full fountaining and a decent sized flow is starting.

Some brands try to win Q4… Others get real and plan for January. If your site’s weak, your creative sucks, or you’re late to the party- lean into “New Year, New You” instead. Peak season’s about prep. Missed it? Don’t panic. Pivot.

😎 Ça chill extrêmement fort dans ReStory: Chill Electronics Repairs, un titre d'ambiance relativement relax, dans lequel vous devrez gérer un magasin d'électronique au Japon, en plus de réparer de nombreux appareils mythiques ! 🎮 Un playtest du titre se déroule actuellement sur Steam.

Asked for his thoughts on the PM's comparison to Brexit

“Before I thank God, I wanna say: ICE out. We’re not savage, we’re not animals, we’re not aliens. We are human, and we are Americans.” — Bad Bunny

👻🎃 Spooktember is almost over, and with Spooktober around the corner, now is a good time to check out The Starwielder Armageddon's Eclipse. My debut Sci-fi Fantasy series takes a darker turn in this installment 😈. #independentauthor #indepedentlypublishedauthor #scififantasybooks

DEVIL'S NAME TRIGGER!!! 😡😡😡

I feel like something is missing. #hottie #pretty #booty #egirl

Bath time on #caturday 😊

Part 1, Red-tail hawk consequences, a drama in two parts #birdsky #birds #Tucson #wildlife

At the core of design, it’s about understanding people and unlocking their desires. Joel Lewenstein of @anthropic.com on why designers are key to solving the human mystery ⤵

🇬🇧 Hope of securing good jobs & stable housing is being lost among young people in the UK, according to researcher Ciaran Murphy, who speaks with hundreds of youth annually.

💔 A heartbreaking update has been issued from Longview: all 9 workers who had been reported missing following a deadly building implosion have now been found and identified.

🌈🌈COME GET CHUNKY WITH US!!! 🌈🌈 Video editing + pixel art + Video making?!?! art by @wifidol.bsky.social twitch.tv/chuwunky

No Man's Sky Breach 🚪Breach Expedition 🏴‍☠️Space Wrecks 🧑‍🚀Prime System Exploration 🔧Salvage Ship Parts 🪐Survive Gas Giants 💎Atlas Corvettes 🦑Infestations 👻Ghost Starship 🎁New Base Parts 🏗️Improved Ship Building 💪Salvaging Out now, a free update

Me having a very ANTIFA bubble bath avec concombre.

Happy Pride Shen 🏳️‍🌈

dude........ i feel so neocity

this might awake something in some of you unrel: sorry the audio is slightly scuffed (5.1 not working properly in my suite for some reason) but you can hear the pronouns and everything (go check your own copies to confirm) source is Gundam 00 S01E10

The “chi” of tai chi doesn’t mean energy. #qigong #taichi #taijiquan #taichichuan

Another Israeli war crime.

📺 Un vistazo animado al jonrón de Endy Rodríguez

The Basque region of Spain is taking over the Premier League 😮

Found the universal ender