@fraucheezpuff.bsky.social Oh Mother Areola of the Underboob, I can't say your name without cracking up! Even my cats find it funny.

OMG... I'd better get to the bathroom before I leave a puddle!

OMG... I'm about to leave a puddle...

I wish they knew where the farmer lives that feeds the Orange Pig With a Wig. I suppose that's against the rules of war though... (unless you are the Orange Pig With a Wig). Sigh. Apologies to real Pigs all over the world - it's extremely insulting to you all.

Who the heck says "I've seen drugs come in by see"? He's more idiotic than any village idiot ever could be. Even my pets know how stupid he is (probably because they hear me say so every damn day).

OMG - that made me laugh out loud - VERY LOUD! Thank you, I need that.

Our Small Grants Scheme will open on Monday 20 April! 🗓️ Applicants will have 8 weeks to submit outline proposals 💷 Funding: between £500 and £15,000 ➡️ We particularly welcome proposals based on our Long-term vision and research that informs alcohol policy debates

Θαλάσσιο #drone στη Λευκάδα: Ανεπίσημη παραδοχή των #Ουκρανών σε επικοινωνία με #Έλληνες αξιωματούχους

It's May Day! Find an event near you: https://maydaystrong.org/

Elevate your space  with SCMW Car Humidifier. Expertly crafted for those who appreciate the finer things, releasing a blend of assorted scents to create a soothing atmosphere. meltsbysusanstore.etsy.com ebay.com/str/susancan...

You may be wearing forever chemicals every single day without realizing it. PFAS researcher Dr. Graham Peaslee explains why some clothing is often treated with forever chemicals. Watch this full episode of "The Truth of the Matter": https://youtu.be/-ijOXCsC-fM 

Did you watch the video? Ben-Gvir was actually there and engaged with what was happening while the hostages were being abused and humiliated. He's even pointing at and being verbally aggressive to a person whose hands are zip-tied.

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A High School was ROBBED of a State Championship The Mallard Creek boys track and field team was disqualified for taunting because Nyan Brown raised his hand before crossing the line to win the 4x400m relay. THIS ISN’T TAUNTING OR UNSPORSTMANLIKE #trackandfield #Sports #Running #RG3 #football

#China #floods #Qinzhou #Guangxi #heavyRain #extremeweather #climate #destruction #anomaly #climatecrisis 🌧️🇨🇳 Extreme rainfall triggers flooding in Qinzhou, China 🌧️ On April 27, Qinzhou was hit by intense and persistent rainfall, leading to serious urban flooding.

📌Protests are spreading across Europe in support of detained Global Sumud flotilla activists, as demonstrators take to the streets in cities including The Hague, Madrid, and Florence. 📌From protest camps outside government buildings to mass rallies in public squares.

More than 90% of Nebraska is in moderate to extreme drought. It's led to the largest fire in the state's history and one of the top 20 largest fires of the last century. #ThisIsClimateChange

Everyone involved, no matter their party affiliations, MUST PAY!

Spurs forward Julian Champagnie on his final shot at the buzzer in a Game 1 loss to the Timberwolves: “It felt pretty solid. Yeah, that’s all I got for you. It felt pretty solid. Missed the shot. On to the next one.”

Posted by BBC on 5/12/26 and I'm finally getting around to posting and responding to Trump's brazen comments. This is in regards to not caring or considering Americans financial distress and hardships during the War in Iran. It's time for Article II, Section IV?! 📽 BBC & AMouthful_of_Cherries

Hawaii found a way around Citizens United. Other states are following. This “Corporate Power Reset” strategy was developed by Attorney Tom Moore of the Center for American Progress. Rather than trying to restrict corporate speech, it redefines the powers corporations have in the first place.

The next generation should have a shot at the American Dream just like I did growing up in southern Minnesota.

Microsoft's Julia Kordick was shocked when a CEO asked, ""How many developers can I lay off?"" after using GitHub Copilot to generate code. Have you heard anything like this in tech? 🔴 Join us for WeAreDevelopers LIVE every Wednesday at 12:30 CE(S)T at wearedevelopers.com/en/live

Somehow I was blessed w this Conquest outfit and it gives me the energy to carry on coping with the fact that I will always suck at this game

Thank you, Stephen💙 You changed the game and rocked our world… Rock on.

Please enjoy every joke @profgalloway.com told during the recording of the latest Pivot episode. Some made it to the final cut. Some didn’t. Which ones would you have let him get away with?

Bin sowas von glücklich heute ein paar Minuten mit meinem Eisbärchen im Garten spielen zu können❣️Habe die Hoffnung,dass das LDN vielleicht etwas wirkt.Statistisch gesehen hätte ich heute im PEM flachliegen müssen (Schneeschieben gestern).War zwar extrem vorsichtig/kurz,aber trotzd zuviel #MECFS #LDN

Your inward goals matter just as much as your outward goals. Get in touch with your emotions with former monk, Sean Fargo on the latest episode of Men Talking Mindfulness👇 🔗 youtu.be/wmuFLEHXLcg?...

The Online Safety Act is trashing free speech 👁️‍🗨️ Automated filters designed to blot out 'illegal' content will result in over-moderation. This has serious consequences, particularly when combined with the proscription of Palestine Action. Hear from ORG's @sarachitseko.bsky.social and James Baker ⬇️

Your death will not be the end of the world. But it will be the end of yours. Choose what matters #MikeyTheDeathDoula #DeathDoula #mementomori #deatheducation

We won’t have a retail US Central Bank Digital Currency (they will produce an internal one) which means the US Government will rely on Tech Companies or Banks to issue Digital Dollars. All USD will be digital. 🇺🇸RLUSD🇺🇸

My game is good, the algorithm just ignores me… My game is good, the algorithm just ignores me… My game is good, the algorithm just ignores me… My game is good, the algorithm just ignores me… My game is good, the algorithm just ignores me… #horrorgame #horror #indiegame

If Carney didn’t steal a majority, why are he and the CBC so obsessed with destroying Poilievre? #liberalsdestroyingcanada #LiberalsMustGo #MarkCarneyCantBeTrusted #liberalssuck #Liberals #MarkCarney #liberalsareidiots #markcarneyisafailure

On 4/20 (Monday!) we are dropping a Judge John Hodgman episode that is ALL MUNCHIES. We eat the most amazing things you eat when you’re… celebrating. It’s only for members. If you’re not a member yet, become one! maximumfun.org/joinjjho

Ana Kasparian: "We did have affirmative action for many decades. Did it solve anything?"

We spotted the new Star Wars Huggin’ Grogu Electronic Action Figure on the shelves at Walmart. It sells for $29.97. This interactive toy features over twenty sounds and lets Grogu give the included Anzellan figure a galactic embrace.

"Porn Star, Country Singer or Baseball Player? 😂 LeGrand Wolf" Willie & the guys play "Porn Star, Country Singer, or Baseball Player" and immediately lose it over LeGrand Wolf 😭 Speech therapy needed after this one! Pure chaos. #PornStarOr #LeGrandWolf #FunnyGame #BillyAndWillies #ComedyReels

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Journalist Evan Ratliff came on Science Quickly, where he shared the story of Kyle, the AI agent that hit it big on LinkedIn. Listen to the full episode here: www.scientificamerican.com/podcast/epis...

“The MAGA party is the last breath of the Confederacy,” he told lawmakers. “If y’all could give us less than zero seats, you would do it.” “There will be no more of your party,” he said. “The midterms gonna come, y’all gonna get wiped out,” A #Louisiana […] [Original post on mastodon.online]

🦙✨ You’ve Got a Friend in This Llama! #BookTok, #Bookstagram, #ReadingSlump, and #BookTokFavorites. #chilrensBooks 👉 Purchase here: https://loom.ly/BJ3_ywY

♥️♥️♥️ #sozialismus #liebknecht #Luxemburg #lenin

Shabbat shalom 🕊️ (Isaiah 58:13-14) #shabbatshalom

The best way to say "I love you"? Make sure they're taking care of themselves. ❤️ Whether it's for him or for her, a high-quality My Balance Multivitamins Once Daily is the foundation of a healthy life.  #GiftOfHealth #MyBalance #Multivitamin #DailyWellness #SelfCare

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Many Trump supporters are outraged that the U.S. Capitol replaced the Robert E. Lee statue with statue honoring civil rights icon Barbara Rose Johns. So I thought I’d rub it in.

Good morning everyone 👋😅☕️🤣🤣🤣

💚 Una celebración de Primera para un equipo de Primera Miles de personas abarrotaron el césped tras la victoria del Racing por 4-1 al Valladolid. La emoción invadió a los jugadores. José Alberto reconoce: "mis hijos son unos racinguistas más". 🎙️Diego Lavín 📹Antonio Picazo

"They're not upholding the law." Activists are boycotting Citizens Bank in protest of its financing of private prison companies GEO Group and CoreCivic, which own and operate ICE jails across the country, including New Jersey's Delaney Hall and Texas's Dilley Center.

Learn why women are talking about the award-winning women's #empowerment show Women Road Warriors with Shelley Johnson and Kathy Tuccaro. Listen to us on Apple, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Or check us out @ www.womenroadwarriors.com #Podcasts #women #TalkShow

SpongeBob SquarePants (Krusty Krab Training Video) - The Krusty Krab Today Network: Nickelodeon Physical Media: SpongeBob SquarePants Sponge for Hire VHS Original Air Date: May 10, 2002 #nostalgia #retro #2000s #nickelodeon #spongebob

More bad news from Trump’s economy. At 3.8%, inflation is at its highest level in ~3 years. Republicans need to start working with Dems to put an end to Trump’s inflation-fueling war in Iran & start lowering costs for working families.

I’ve spent my life fighting corruption and holding the powerful accountable. Now I'm running for Congress to make life more affordable for working families, restore trust in government, and defend our democracy.

#TomodachiLifeLivingTheDream Video Moments. Advanced Beanie Hat? More so than Meggy's?.

Lovely comments part 53 It’s fun to highlight stupid comments, but I don’t want to neglect to fully appreciate how the vast majority of comments I get are super lovely! These are from my various social media accounts. I’m singing Paisiello here.

The death toll from Russia’s strike on the Dnipro region has risen to 16, with 42 others injured, including four children. #RussiaIsaTerroristState #RussiaMustDie #FUCKPUTIN #FUCKTRUMP #FUCKRUSSIA

I presume it was Tadi who delivered this small snack to Ziva for the family, who are all looking fit and healthy. #MontrealQuebec #PeregrineFalcons

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Masovni protesti u Albaniji.

We're Getting #FiredUpForFootball in #NewWest. Had a little fun with the CAO testing out the foosball table at Queens Park Arena. www.newwestcity.ca/fired-up