GET ME OFF THIS PLANET RIGHT NOW. I CANT DO THIS AGAIN WITH YALL

APPLE STOP FUCKING WITH AUTOCORRECT YOU BUM ASS BUNCH OF LOSERS. WHY IS MY KEYBOARD GETTING WORSE WITH EACH UPDATE????

The way I have it saved😭

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Peter Thiel fled the US…a country controlled by a Republicans who’s allies to him and all the uber wealthy. Yall we in danger aren’t we?

…this might be mean but…sink that boat.

Why are dating apps like this😭 *me sets my preferences on age on dating app* nobody younger than 27🙂‍↕️ Immediately swipes to a man who’s 23

All I know is…gas wasn’t this expensive under him.

OH MY GOD

Came back to say this then I’m logging off again: I haven’t forgotten yall “But both sides are just as bad” “voting doesn’t matter” people. Fuck yall. This literally the fault of not voting when it matter.

Use code FALLSAFE for 10% off. This current wave is a doozy. Try to stay safe, friends.

“Congress should direct money to urgent needs, not to unsafe and lawless immigration enforcement.” - Greg Chen, Senior Director of Government Relations for @aila.org.

Good morning Kim. I gotta take a break I'll catch up with everyone little bit later have a wonderful thru

I hope your weekend was both restful and fun, and now our attention quickly moves towards this new workweek. To begin your Monday, I have some local news to shine a spotlight on…

The member who yelled “that’s bullsh*t,” @jacobrosecrants.bsky.social, told me what prompted the remark.

Wendy Hernandez Reyes. Aliya Rahman. Nasra Ahmed. Destiny Jackson. Marimar Martinez. Renee Nicole Good. These are just some of the women who personally know or have experienced ICE and CBP's cruelty. Not another cent.

Ryan Gravenberch lit up Anfield with this gorgeous finish vs Chelsea. ⚡️ NBC Sports | @CelsiusOfficial

"The culture of intimidation, bullying, has reached a low point, and it has been a dark day." @blumenthal.senate.gov on Senate Republicans' fealty to the Trump administration: youtu.be/4BJ07lx6Ryk?...

💰£5.6 Million. That's what @bhamcitycouncil.bsky.social has paid Job & Talent to break the bins strike. And now it seems they may be colluding to blacklist agency workers. Shame! 😡

Fox News host Laura Ingraham keeps calling peaceful ICE protesters “insurgents.” Watch the full episode of Power Lines: youtu.be/j15zxfjSPy0?... Or listen via a podcast app: www.status.news/power-lines

When we signed Dan Burn in 2022, did any of us, honestly, think he would be going to the world cup four years later? Buzzing for the Lad. #NUFC

I stand corrected.

“I am the smartest guy you’re ever gonna meet,” says the guy who brags about passing dementia tests. #fdt

Repost by @WorldWideWob Jaden McDaniels on what Nikola Jokic said to him at the end of the game. Said he didn’t know. “I just seen someone as big as hell.” Then explained why he decided to score at the end. Click to see original repost

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Bender "shut up and get to the point" Futurama s2e11 green screen

Will you let HER collect your data? 🤖 W.I.P.

A cold front this morning not only brought us another round of rain and wind, but it has set us up for a pretty nice work week. Here is the latest from the Valley Storm Team Weather Center.

Will this year’s holiday weekend weather disappoint? 🌞☔️

Okay #MHWilds Slime [Neopteron] Quest is adorable lmao! So cute!🤣 Glad to finally clear "Proof of a Hero" too!🥳 wooot! wooot! Huge THANKS to a talented homie & a LEGEND @jwonggg.bsky.social; MythicAbyss & FireThunder8 for the raids & love!😭❤️🙏 Sent the raid & love to @auroralvisage.bsky.social!

Ripping hangnails tears live skin open! 🩸🫣 #Anatomy #HealthTips

Day 399 – Running every day for the rest of my life to improve my mental health (5.02 km) 🎵 harmxny, prod. Rollie – forgive me if u can #forgivemeifyoucan #harmxny #rollie #emowave #sadtrap #runningtherapy #runningstreak #dailypractice #innerwork #mentalhealth #love #guilt #running #fitness #thing

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Federal appeals court just ruled the CFTC, not States, has exclusive authority over Kalshi's prediction markets, blocking New Jersey from enforcing its gambling laws. Landmark 2-1 decision could help redefine what gambling means in America. zurl.co/3TtnY #PredictionMarkets #Regulation #GoodRevenue

Non-protip for non-existent chat: You can forgo battling Bulborbs by luring them over an edge (remember to keep your Pikmin squad far away so the borbs don't inadvertently start chasing them) #Pikmin2 #RedBulborb #OculusKageyamiiRussus #FieryBulblax #OculusVolcanus

I’m voting no on DHS funding. The horrifying killings of Renee Good and Alex Pretti show that Department of Homeland Security is out of control, and Congress needs to put up more guardrails that restore transparency and oversight.

Sen Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) asks filmmaker David Borenstein if Trump is following Putin’s playbook to try and take over what Americans watch, his answer will stun you. Borenstein says Trump’s takeover is happening faster than what Putin did. Pay attention folks!!

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本日のレクダンス曲！スキャット♪シンガーズスリーだった🩷 サンシャインと後楽園に行った中学修学旅行の夜のザ・ベストテン1位はルビーの指輪でした。2位はヨコハマチーク！ ルビーの指輪　マーチングフェローズオーケストラ/シンガーズスリー　1982

"Since last night, first responders and all necessary services have been working wherever needed. Everyone wounded in the strike will receive assistance. This is our duty, and the state will fulfill it. I am grateful to each and every person working on the […] [Original post on mstdn.social]

actual fascists, actual consequences. you are not the good guys, lefties. you're murderous, violent, dishonest halfwits. every single one of you.

Aomori Airport, Honshu Island, Japan #Japan #Nippon

The players have Don the business on the pitch this weekend - now it’s your chance to show what YOU can do. Line up alongside Dons heroes in the WAWF Cup fundraising match on May 31 at Cherry Red Records Stadium - secure your spot from just £50! 💙💛 See wearewimbledonfund.com

Yeah, I definitely trust Supreme Court justices and the Trump administration to follow all ethical guidelines….

IRELAND HERE I COME!! #W6Ns #WomensRugby #IREvSCO

that is very true

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Nerdfact: na listi njegovih predatora su uglavnom pastrve. Rijetko mi padne na pamet da pastrve jedu ptice ali eto, i to je prirodno. Vidju ga kako se brćka mali ptić 🥰 #animaly

Good #caturday geneticamente modificato 😂💙

If one follows the current legal trajectory of the Department of Justice and Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) to its logical conclusion, we are standing on the precipice of a fundamentally rewritten American legal system. open.substack.com/pub/charles4...

Another great past guest to check out for spooky season - Demon Encounter on 4th Floor Creepiest Experience with Tim Dennis from Darkness Radio Full Conversation Still Available www.EpicRealmsMedia.com

Yes...I still have your collar...maybe I'll wear it to bed tonight, you arrogant gooner...

Bad news: I have pirated a sailboat Good news: I have a sailboat

1.Inflation Discussion 2.Israel-Lebanon Conflict 3.Nature Photography 4.Vehicle Songs 5.Arsenal Parad #Domingo #Bomdia #pazar #ellam #HakikaT Arsenal

La animación gacha de Lucy es cine, con la canción y el momento de la mano 😭 vaya collab se ha sacado el Wuthering Waves con el mapa y todos los detalles, que parece un dlc del Cyberpunk 2077 💜

Did you know there’s a Liberal MP who supported the convoy, spread misinformation about vaccines and more? Well, Carney seems to trust Marilyn Gladu to betray many of the things she previously claimed to believe — but do Canadians? Well, I got some clips together. Here’s Marilyn, in her own words:

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