All I know is…gas wasn’t this expensive under him.

Nvm cancel the grocery store run.

Kenzie from #loveislandusa

Hunter Biden over on Twitter rn:

Why are dating apps like this😭 *me sets my preferences on age on dating app* nobody younger than 27🙂‍↕️ Immediately swipes to a man who’s 23

APPLE STOP FUCKING WITH AUTOCORRECT YOU BUM ASS BUNCH OF LOSERS. WHY IS MY KEYBOARD GETTING WORSE WITH EACH UPDATE????

For those not aware of the Stefon Diggs trial here’s a little back and forth from it.

….safe to say I get why zendaya skipped this met is BORING which makes sense given who’s funding it. #metgala

CAN WE JUST HAVE A FUCKING NORMAL DAY IN THIS HELLSCAPE

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28 years ago Today, Unreal was released by Epic MegaGames. The game is credited by helping to popularize the Unreal engine, which still is used today.

When you're trying to be funny but the robber is just as confused as you are about what's going on. We should've just given him our money and let him figure it out himself. Source #Robbery #Jokes #Muggings #UKLife #Darkhumor

"Do not film Ukrainian attacks or post them," Russian authorities said. Seems like these employees are enjoying it? Today, Ukraine’s Defense Forces struck the Yaroslavl-3 oil pumping station near Semibratovo in Russia’s Yaroslavl region. Yesterday, the […] [Original post on mstdn.social]

Did my best in trying to capture the tent.

Early voting for the primary election begins today and is available until Saturday, May 16. Lexington voters can cast their ballot at any of the six Lexington Public Library locations. ⬇️ Read more: https://www.wkyt.com/2026/05/13/early-voting-primary-set-open-thursday-morning/ 

Former Marine combat pilot Michael Lester joins Flashpoints and questions the idea that U.S. power is about defense. From what he saw in the field to how it’s reported back home. Listen on KPFA.

Allah Ki Nazar mein Nek hona kya hai #goharshahilikenoother #ifollowgoharshahi

Happy Mother's Day! After a couple weekends of unsettled weather, mom finally gets the sunshine she deserves. https://www.kcra.com/article/northern-california-evening-forecast-may-9-2026/71260682 

Winterstorm Fern caused massive power outages for over a million Americans … but not for everyone. They were fine. Watch to see who stayed warm and safe.

New imagery from #Sentinel-3 shows the impact of subsidence on Earth’s major deltas. In parts of Asia, the ground is sinking so fast it has become the #1 cause of relative sea-level rise. #SentinelOnline #ESA #CopernicusEU #EarthObservation #Space

#Gaming Football Tuesday's with Darklrd100 on Twitch.tv!!! #Sports #Football #EASports #Gamer #Gaming Join us for Football Tuesdays with Darklrd100, featuring EA Sports College Football 26 #Reels www.twitch.tv/firstgenxers

Spring Bank Holiday, Memorial Day, Whit Monday - whatever holiday is happening around you today, take advantage of our annual SPRING SALE! Hand-picked books for right now - 50% off with code Spring2026 Details - see our most recent newsletters: pragprog.com/news/in...

Alright!... time for some Live2d! 🎨👩‍🎨Art stream!👩‍🎨🎨 🔴NOW LIVE!🔴 twitch.tv/mechenzy

Hailstorm in Lolaba (Jammu and Kashmir, India, May 24, 2026)

100,000 strong gathered around the Washington Monument, a five-minute walk from the White House. #HandsOff #50501Protests

Eventhough we lost an hour in daylight savings -- Still had fun playing & relaxing in: #MHWilds; #EldenRing #NIGHTREIGN [w/ homies @airiesummer.com, 'klauste']; and #WhereWindsMeet [new expansion]!🥳💪 Sent the raid & love to our beautiful homie @airiesummer.com for more fun action!❤️

Ever fall asleep gaming…and dream you’re still playing? 🎮😴 Our colorful retro Gaming Collection celebrates gamer life. There’s real science behind gaming dreams. Psychologists call it the Tetris Effect. Tap link in bio to shop and read. #gamingculture #retrogaming #streetwear #gamingpsychology

I’m developing Plodding Recovery, a narrative game about a protagonist facing mental health struggles and slowly moving forward step by step. I’ve added a “Try to Sleep” command with random outcomes—sometimes you sleep well, sometimes not. #gamedev #indiegame

Collected all Kodama in the "Siege of Osaka (Summer)" chapter. #Nioh #PS5Share

IS THIS #soulslike VOLLEYBALL?! 🫣 😆 #indiegame #gaming

ABS confirmed in #Rockies at #Dodgers (Top 2). Willi Castro challenged the called strike. Called strike confirmed. HP: Laz Diaz | Upheld 43.1% (31/72). Result: Willi Castro called out on strikes.

The midget Nixon and Trump comedians were performing together (there is so much material for these guys)... Nixon: I am not a crook! Trump: I am not a pedo!

there we go

Kimberly Guilfoyle this weekend:

"I want to savor this as long as possible." Dies immediately.

imagine how thoroughly mindfucked a person has to be to have ever thought that anything kamala harris does could possibly be worse than anything syphilitigus does under any circumstances

[5/10] #RuZZian logisics after being visited by #Ukrainian " #sanctions"

➡️Frisco, Texas is now at the center of a national H-1B visa debate. In recent weeks, viral social media posts have claimed mass H-1B visa fraud tied to Frisco’s growing Indian population. #Frisco #h1bvisas #texasnews #friscocitycouncil #dallasnews

#fed #warsh #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/2026-05-15/us/Business/fr/bs/Guerre,-inflation,-hésitations/1277355

Não houve tentativa de golpe, táóquei!?

Teto Word of the Day! Edit! #kasaneteto #重音テト #synthv #edit #vocaloid

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Are the skyrocketing cost of EGGS making you crazy!? 😱🤪🤬 👉🏽 Well, JUST EGG @eatjust is your solution for all your EGG WOES!! 🙌🏽💚 JUST EGG is the perfect alternative for better health 🚫🍳, a greener planet and it’s CRUELTY-FREE for the animals. 🐣💞🐓 WATCH.UNCHAINEDTV.COM #eggs #plantbasednutrition

Two inspections can have VERY different results (S1E29)

Celebrating the achievements of area graduates with Senor Salutes. See the full page here: https://www.centralillinoisproud.com/senior-salutes-2026/ 

Tax exile billionaire buys British political party, or so it would seem

Eu dando um close de princeza

Meanwhile, you’re stressing about AI taking over because Claude shipped your app faster than opening a new tab, but many still don’t know what it is. It feels like living in two timelines: one building with AI, the other asking what it does 😭.

Once again gushing about these Blender viewport settings for low-poly modeling. My weird brain viscerally rejects the default shading - it feels like working with sheet metal. Now I get things done because it feels like carving marble. #b3d #gamedev #indiedev

🌍 Gameweek 14: International Break = Big Edges for Traders GW14 is all about the European qualifiers — and the fixture imbalance is HUGE. ⚽🔥 Players facing Gibraltar, Liechtenstein, Malta and Armenia headline the slate, with Schick, Lewandowski and Doku looking like explosive POTW contenders.

Mario, Yoshi and Snake - From last week's Game Game Show #Mario #Yoshi #SolidSnake #MetalGear #whoselineisitanyway A comedy panel show ostensibly about video games. Weekly episodes, 30-40 minutes long. Just a bit of fun! Apple podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g...

Huns and the BBC what are they like !! From Fb 'That's got to be a penalty!' Should Rangers have been awarded a late penalty in the Scottish Cup final? #BBCFootball #ScottishCup

This game has a built-in audience. Toró Studio's Ball Champ has tapped right into that. #GameDev #IndieDev

Here's the full quote, after Browns QB Shedeur Sanders was asked what he did differently in his preparation this offseason. Said: "coach spoke life into me, and when you do that, you get the best result from me honestly." Said he takes relationship building extremely serious.

He promised to lower gas prices. He lowered them. Then he blew it up — literally. Trump’s Iran war erased every penny of progress at the pump in one week. #TrumpsGasProblem

Llegue a pensar tenia que subir mas de nivel a los #Digimon / I even started thinking I needed to level up my #Digimon

🫡 Senator Mark Kelly 💛 🐶 + 👨‍🍳