I do pay for a housekeeper twice a month. Now all I'm missing is a woman to show up every few weeks dressed in a rubber body suit to run around my house.

Home video from my childhood.

Wise words.

100,000 times! But I swear to God, whichever God is applicable at the moment, the rest of this is true.

Well guess what, dead bro. This is largely your fault. Barry Goldwater, 1966.

It's still super inexpensive (for them) to buy politicians. Is even that too much effort? They want to be kings?

My estimate:

And (if I may be free to racially stereotype for a moment) what's missing is this. White folks must genetically be the most fragile, paranoid, insecure, scared race among all races.

Are you one of those type of folks who is always up for something new?

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Him afterwards

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“The Festival of Unleavened Bread, which is also called Passover, was approaching. The leading priests and teachers of religious law were plotting how to kill Jesus, but they were afraid of the people’s reaction.

In 90 seconds, Mariannette Miller-Meeks manages to compare the Iran war to Vietnam AND claim the nearly 3-month war that has no end in sight is “a much shorter conflict than anticipated.” #IA01

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Will Todd Blanche be questioned about this statement? Have Ro Khanna, Thomas Massie and team seen these images? Why wasn’t this a priority immediately after his press conference? Unless the intent is to protect the perpetrators, leading to the overall cover-up.

America would be better off run by actual 8 year olds, instead of 70 year olds who behave like 8 year olds. 🫣

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Trump Says US-Iran Peace Deal Near as GOP Hawks Express Doubts. Painted differently across 48 sources. Left: Worse than Obama, and his own party revolts. Right: Trump winning, one uranium snag left. Bunting Rating 73, Significant Polarization.

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Israeli occupation forces are demolishing buildings in the Al-Satr Al-Gharbi area of Khan Younis in southern Gaza.

Wie Militärangehörige, die trans sind, schon seit Regierungsantritt rausgemobbt wurden und werden, hat hier diese Veteranin unlängst bei @ms.now geschildert. Sie hat auch erklärt, wie viel die Gesellschaft für ihre Ausbildung gezahlt hat - nur um sie dann rauszuschmeißen. 1/2

After a strong first season, Viasat’s #AboveTheNoise returns with its Business Aviation Edition. We’ve handed the controls to a new host: @amalfijets.bsky.social CEO Kolin Jones. The flight plan is set. Are you on board? Watch the Season 2 trailer below. 👇 🎧 Learn more: https://vsat.co/4nooJNN

Drivers, family and fans honored Kyle Busch at the Coca-Cola 600, a race he was scheduled to drive in before his sudden death. NewsNation’s Mills Hayes has the details and reaction from the race’s winner, Daniel Suárez.

Circle Jerks singer Keith Morris at their Las Vegas show confronting disruptive Trump supporters in the crowd “Do you fucking understand our fucking lyrics? Do you fucking understand I think Donald Trump is the biggest piece of shit to never walk the face…

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Thank you Case Norton GA-07 for taking the pledge for the #WeThePeopleAmendment #HJR54 to end corporate constitutional rights and money as speech. Corporations should not be able to hijack our Constitution or avoid accountability. @CourageforDemocracy @CitizensImpeachment

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Have to go to TikTok to get major news about what is going on at Delaney detention center…. Pathetic. We will be seeing lawsuits for a decade after Dems take control. Keep voting out there on every level !! 🗳️🌊

MAGA Cult Slayer They put on a really good show, don’t they? No matter where you look, their viewpoints have money behind them.

Carbon monoxide is odorless, invisible, and deadly, and right now, there is no federal requirement that hotels have detectors at all. Chuck lost his son and his son’s girlfriend to carbon monoxide poisoning at a resort in Mexico. Leslie and her son were poisoned in a hotel with no detector.

Fake Baseball Week 4 begins today with a Sunday Matinee edition. We got a slew of exciting games on the docket, including probably my most anticipated game of the day with Jags vs. Springboks in the SoCo Classic Live a bit early today since I got evening plans :) twitch.tv/bryonato

Pro wrestling fans chanting Fuck ICE on national television. Maybe if you didn't overlap with classist, ignorant assholes, you'd stop losing to trump.

This is Jam. He said he was the highest jumping golden retriever in Ontario. May or may not have lied on his resume. Still 13/10 (IG: skythepupvlogger)

Can we trust science if we don’t know who funds it? This question was at the heart of our recent webinar on research #funding transparency. Watch the recording: https://council.science/events/research-funding-transparency/ #CFRS

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Ignoring Social Customer Support? #socialcustomersupport #aivideo #customerservice #marketing #brandreputationmanagement

I’m really upset that Duke lost in heartbreaking fashion

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ZELENSKYY: We can destroy all kinds of drones and lot of different missiles. But we still don't have our own anti-ballistic system in our defense shield. We will build it, but we need time for this. And during this time, we are losing people.

Things that makes you go hmm 🤔 🧐 🤨 But people are in the streets protesting this mess. Like the No King’s Protests.

Навіть бобер пішов у бомбосховище: на відео — Київ.

Ronald Acuña Jr, Sigue Caliente conectando su 3er y 4to jonron en 3 dias consecutivos. #RonaldAcuñaJr #AtlantaBraves #jonron #mlb #MiraloAqui

@Ginger Canuck: #Iran P1/2

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Here he comes! IT'S FINE!!!👀😅 #RingofHonor