I do pay for a housekeeper twice a month. Now all I'm missing is a woman to show up every few weeks dressed in a rubber body suit to run around my house.

Romance is definitely not dead.

No one delivers harder hitting news than ONN.

Home video from my childhood.

How long did it take you to notice?

I don't remember it but this is such a beautiful scene.

Me today.

This is when I peaked. I was almost 7.

Well guess what, dead bro. This is largely your fault. Barry Goldwater, 1966.

Johnny Cash is bowling up in the sky.

🌟 Unexpected surprise of the day: I found a $100 bill on my way to work! Talk about a lucky find! 💸😄 Have you ever stumbled upon a hidden treasure like this? Share your story in the comments! Let’s celebrate the little joys and unexpected wins together. #LuckyFind #HiddenTreasure #GoodFortune

Happy St. Patrick's Day 🍀 #reels #stpatricksday #luckoftheirish #irish #jenniesworld

MAGYAR: Ukraine is the victim, and it has every right to protect its territorial sovereignty and integrity by all means at its disposal. I would also like to emphasize this, because independence and territorial integrity of Ukraine were guaranteed by Budapest Memorandum in 1994.

Major news: A crypto bill is creating major tension on Capitol Hill because it could lead to even more Trump family corruption. www.instagram.com/reel/DYUgboO...

"Flock and “data centers” are a total police state. We have to take them down. We have to physically take them down."

CHP Lideri Özgür Özel: Bundan sonra gerekirse hayatı durduracağız. Gerekirse tüketimden gelen gücümüzü kullanacağız ama asla teslim olmayacağız. Bundan sonra olacak hiçbir şeyin sorumlusu ben değilim. Sorumlusu bu darbeyi yapanlardır.

THE CELEBS CAN'T BELIEVE IT 🥹 TRACY MORGAN IN TEARS SEEING HIS BELOVED KNICKS REACH THE FINALS ♥️

Come join the Penguin in the mountains ... twitch.tv/salpo_nolobio

🔥 85% of Greenlanders oppose joining the US. 🇺🇸 response: “I’ve met some who disagree. We lead from strength.” That’s not democracy or alliance. Its power deciding consent is optional. This is Brexit argument exported. Power over consent. Anecdote over evidence. Democracy when it agrees with you.

SALAAAAAAH!!!!!! 1-1

unfollow me bro

@murielvieux.bsky.social @leejohnson65.bsky.social @thedogsmom.bsky.social @lucy2.bsky.social @pleightx.bsky.social WELL, IT'S "LOCK HIM UP" TUESDAY ACROSS TRUMPFUCKISTAN AMERICA #NoKings #NoDictators #NoPedoPresidents #2026Bitches #ProtestThePresident #TrumpEpsteinPedoCoverUp

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🌟 @sarcoma.org.uk is now PIF TICK re-certified. This means its health information continues to be: - Evidence-based - Up-to-date - Easy to use and understand Get PIF TICK certified: pifonline.org.uk/pif-tick/how... #HealthInformation #PIFTICK

“Princess Elsa” let it go and built a snowman in Appleton during Blizzard Elsa. The cold never bothered her anyway. ❄️ ChimeIn with your #BlizzardElsa photos and videos here: https://fox11online.com/chimein

Amnesty International warns the 2026 FIFA World Cup is a human rights risk. 500,000 deported in 2025. Fans from 4 nations banned. Only 4 of 16 host cities have rights plans. Toronto closed a homeless shelter for FIFA. Urgent action needed. #FIFA #WorldCup2026 #HumanRights

He sure cares about that $400 million dollar Ballroom and Israel and his crypto grift. But Americans he doesn't think about.

Analysts project oil won't fall below $70/barrel until 2032, meaning sub-$3 gas prices are at least 6 years away.

The survival of the loudest online Ever wonder why the internet feels so toxic? It all comes down to how social media environments reward outrage. It is a battle for your attention where shouting always wins, so the internet morphed from a democratic dream into a massive shouting match.

🍁 GOAL | Nikola Markovic DC United vs. One Knoxville SC, US Open Cup April 15th, 2026 #CanMNT 🎥US Open Cup

Zionists are anti-Semitic 🤨 thank you John 🫶🏼👏🏼👏🏼❤️💙

When a Snowflake cries and crashes out you get a novella. Get your name off the Kennedy Center you traitor! #Epstein 🤨

US gas prices have now increased by over $1.50 over the war and as much as $0.30 over the week. Unfortunately, none of the plans being worked on are likely to create short term, or even long term, relief. #news #politics #gas #nebraska #iran

🎥 Final roster and developmental spot decisions have become a major talking point coming out of Golden State Valkyries training camp. Full Episode: 🍎 bit.ly/423Cxn7 📺 youtu.be/S58EcTDfQRE Clip from The Her Hoop Stats Podcast Hosts: @brittanycarper.bsky.social @mingemi.bsky.social

CryptidBoyz - Animal Jokes #jokes #cryptidboyz

Not Hiring Yet? Cut Back on Spending. $20 Job Listing #JobPost #Hiring

Pre-Construction: The Strategic Investment That Prevents Project Failure 🚨 #PreConstruction #ProjectPlanning #CommercialConstruction #Permitting #FranchiseDevelopment #Strategy #ClientRelationships #ConstructionManagement #Entrepreneurship #OliveTreeBuilds

das ist #Union #Mathe das können wir Kleingeister nicht verstehen! 🫣 #Bruchrechnung a la #Spahn #CDU

Somehow I didn't expect Link to partake in the same kind of activities as Evel Knievel during this adventure. It's a new episode of #TheLegendOfZelda #TwilightPrincess! #streamersupport #youtube @gamingnews-rt.bsky.social @zeldauniverse.bsky.social #zelda #wolflink buff.ly/mORHrOR

for all of you out there who understand what I'm talking about don't give up - MADONNA J. RALPH & SIA / ONE CANDLE (SOUNDTRACK - RACING EXTINCTION) [RUMOR MILL] 2015 youtu.be/_ZaW1NP4I3c?...

Less than 3 days into the new year and Trump is once again usurping Congressional Authority he must be impeached now! @citizensimpeachment are leading the way to hold this president accountable on day 1! #impeachtrump #nowarforoil #endimperialism #affordabilitycrisis

American service members have died abroad and gas prices are soaring at home, but Jon Husted says the war in Iran is "going much better than anyone expected." Ohio deserves "much better" than Jon Husted.

Have a fabulous Wednesday my beautiful 💗 💗 💗 hope you are having a lovely spring, as well - not like #ohCanada 🍁 💛 ☀️ 🌷 💖 #gr3tetag

I know everything is heavy right now. But you need to see a wee woodpecker at the #HarrisBirdCam 🪶 #birdfy Full screen mode is best. What do you imagine this little guy is thinking? What do you notice about him? It’s ok to go back to the heavy stuff now, please don’t forget to watch nature too.

La Domenica non potreste semplicemente dormire fino a tardi???

SOUTHCOM: On May 27, JTF Southern Spear conducted a lethal kinetic strike on a vessel operated by Designated Terrorist Organizations. Intelligence confirmed the vessel was transiting along known narco-trafficking routes in the Eastern Pacific and was engaged in narco-trafficking operations.

Typical old-man MAGAt.

God this is fucking incredible 😂😂 #comedy #politics #trump

Idiocracy is looking more and more like a documentary.

Українка Ярослава Магучіх здобула перемогу в стрибках у висоту на третьому етапі «Діамантової ліги» в мароканському Рабаті.

In Idlib, Syria, families are coping with the intense winter cold without proper shelter. Our colleague, Osama Joukhadar, coordinated the distribution of heating materials and plastic sheeting to more than 2,000 families in the area. He tells us about this work 👇

Reposted by Sean Murray : An awe inspiring #Titanic ship is now flying through #NoMansSky (created by u/Erroneousness on Reddit)

#nithya #LA #mayor #nopratt #nobass

Watch @GreaterGrander’s film TOMASZ, MASTER OF MAYHEM on @pickrelay from @filmhubhq Here's a #free code to watch just for YOU on #iOS or @AppleTV starring @andrewracho @conveniencestorediet apps.apple.com/redeem/?ctx=... #IndieFilm #Mockumentary #ArtComedy #FilmMakerLife #IndieCreator #Streaming

Have you listened to our newest episode of #HIGNFYE yet? We discuss: Trump's beef with Pope Leo XIV, Trump cosplaying as Jesus AND a doctor, Hungary's election and the U.S.' involvement, news on the Strait of Hormuz and more! Don’t miss an episode! Follow us on Apple, Amazon Music & YouTube!

Happy birthday, #CurtisMayfield.

We had a surprise guest at our Finals Pep Rally tonight 👀🐾 Original post

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Hear from Texas A&M’s newest commit, Loia Valade! He spoke about why he chose the Aggies, how the school will help him grow, and more! Check it out!