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@guitarman66

My dog keeps going Drunken Master on my junk!

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My buddy from Mexico, Mark, is funny when he's drunk. "Hey!! I have known you since 5th grade.... "You motherfucker! But, NO! I Love You ...but Fuck You! But I love you man!"

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I probably shouldn't send post talking shit to Trump when I'm getting ready to head to Mexico. He will probably have Seal Team 6 waiting for me at the border. Watch me be the first white man who sneaks into Mexico. 🤣🤣🤣 If you make it to Oaxaca? It's gonna be a party at my place every night!!

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So easy to piss off a Trumphole Trumphole "I want Trump to run for president again!!" Me "Yeah? Well I want to be a fucking fire engine! Let's see which happens first!" #DealingWithTrumpholes

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