He definitely forgot in The Fanatic 😆

I knew what was up as soon as Elon had that male-model throw a rock at it and shatter the “bulletproof” window at the unveiling 😆

In my case, it was Rockets, bc my dad had 2 season tickets on the floor and was often out of town, and, at the time, I was the only other Cook into 🏀 , so even though I was the black sheep, they’d often fall to me bc Dad couldn’t be bothered to do anything with them. Fletch was Lakers, natch.

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He fucking did it 😂🤣😭 Horrible video, but I managed to capture this #crow saunter up to my spilt Ritz crackers (full, unopened sleeve) and just yoink. The video, from behind glass, doesn’t do him justice. He’s a very big #bird and he’s bullied me face-to-face before 😅 #magicalbirdmoments #PNW 🧵

Girl, you know it’s Girl, you know it’s Girl, you know it’s Girl, you know it’s Girl, you know it’s Girl, you know it’s Girl, you know it’s true that we will not be performing at The White House. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Signed, Milli Vanilli #Freedom250 😆

Man, #BlueSky is suuuuuuch a better place to be queer during #Pride. Like, night and day, good grief 😅 This is The Good Place 💁‍♀️ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

It’s just all the time here 🤯 #PNW #Cybertruck #Cybertrucks #Factoria

Boy, have we ever had a president who photographed worse? 🤔 What a dumpy, loaf-roll-y, awkward gob of weird orange gelatin he is, just sausage-crammed into a boxy, ill-fitting suit…

Yeah, that was a really good bit 🤣

#DecideTogetherThriveTogether #KeepMāoriWards

Liberal MP Taleeb Noormohamed defends Ottawa-Alberta MOU: "If you listen to what Avi Lewis said, and you listen to Pierre Poilievre, one is saying we've gone too far, one is saying we're not doing enough. This is, I believe, the just right approach, dealing with where we are in this moment."

Archons Think∵They pit our foreparents against eachother they can break our U N I T Y. #∵PRECEDENTholdsTHAT❌️1️⃣TRUELLYbelieves In existence there's another precedent that We The People of Gaia're fooled into ignoring. Comandments in favor of fighting for a #GangOfxenophobic&greedyPedos. #LOVE🫂 🗽🧑🏽‍💻🗳

84 HANS COPPI ABOUT THE ONSET OF PUBLIC ACTIONS For more info check: linktr.ee/StefanRoloff RedOrchestraNFT.com #nftart #nftartist #nftcommunity #resistance #hanscoppi #activism #independentfilm #cinema #resistance #redorchestra #monument

Iranian state TV presenter fired at the flag of the United Arab Emirates. Iranian state television on Friday aired several programs showing presenters holding rifles and saying they were learning to use light weapons and would join the war if necessary. #Iran #UnitedArabEmirates #UAE #News #Guns

🔴Libertad con cautelares para los dos principales detenidos por un supuesto fraude de siete millones de euros al Servicio Murciano de Salud ▪️Se les imputa cinco delitos 🎙️Isabel Cegarra | @rtvemurcia.bsky.social

$31 trillion in debt and deficits rising. Paulson says get ready for doomsday - bond markets on strike! But he also said the Fed could keep buying. So what's the problem? There is none. Full ep ft Randy Wray Sat 5/9 at 8 am ET. Find all our eps in link below 👇 #debt #bonds

She Did Go.....

Mondays are for samurai stuff and chill. Working my way to my 14th Platinum Trophy in #GhostOfTsushima to prepare for #GhostOfYotei on stream this afternoon. Come hang out and say hi! twitch.tv/anakonistark

Current ARC read: Desired by the Dragon Warlord by Hattie Jacks #booksky #scifiromance #alienromance #fatedmatesofthesarkarniiwarlords #romancereader

🤠✨🛏️ My stay at the Four Seasons Hotel Austin was next-level thoughtful. A beautiful room with a balcony—and ✨ A cookie of my BRAVE-ish book cover
✨ SXSW 2026…
✨ Macarons + a chocolate music note 🎶 and cowboy boot! 😍 💛🍪✨ #FourSeasonsAustin #SXSW #travel #luxury #FourSeasons

Did you know that pipeline-grade natural gas is over 90% methane? RMI methane expert Cayla Calderwood explains why preventing methane leaks and simply keeping natural gas in the pipeline can be a major climate win.

"artfully fused them with machine made ambient noise to provide some sonic beds on which to rest her, at times translucent, musings" www.theslowmusicmovement.org/post/pillber... Find PILLBERT in the Ambient Pop Playlist. www.submithub.com/link/ambient... #ambientpop #music #alternative #london

🇺🇦 A flag made of blue sky and yellow rapeseed today.

My feelings exactly !!! Take your talents elsewhere and if possible, take them to an HBCU !!!

Rosemonde Kouassi brace 🗣️ She floats one in to give @washingtonspirit.com the lead in Mexico!

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Socialist Feminist Lynne Segal of Beyond the Fragments fame is the latest guest on the Labour Left Podcast. To see the full episode go to YouTube, Audible, SubStack or your favourite podcast site and just search for the Labour Left Podcast. Links in replies 1/2

With the attempt at a mid-decade redistricting off the table, this is a true victory for SC. There is power in numbers, and as early voting continues, let’s keep showing up. I’m asking for your vote so HD-116 has someone who will fight for you, your family, our communities, & a generation yet born.

If you have to call a £5m 'reward for Brexit campaigning' a 'gift', you’ve already admitted it’s political. Nigel Farage didn’t just forget to declare it; he explained why he should have. #r4today #BBCBreakfast #GMB #skynews

I’m at the "checking the clearance section" stage of life. 🛒 #adulting #savings #renting #relatable

VVD-Baudet Tandem Rutte: "De zorgen die Baudet adresseert, zijn zorgen die we moeten oplossen. Die dit kabinet ook wil oplossen. Dit land veilig houden" Witteman: "We weten waar hij naartoe wil" Rutte: "Wat dan? Ik neem de zorg die tot uiting komt serieus. Die zorgen zijn ook mijn zorgen." (2018)

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Domingo de resurrección.  🩸 𝐊𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥: 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐖𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐀𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐫  𝟏𝟎 𝐝𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐥 solo en cines 70mm | 35mm | Digital 4K 🎟️ https://elasticafilms.com/catalogofilms/kill-bill-the-whole-bloody-affair/

Let’s go!!!!! #KnicksTape

Following on .. the tail end of another great day that's Stoke-On-Trent flavoured .. The Canal Festival .. stoke.nub.news/news/local-n... More tomorrow..

📩 We're going to send a hefty newsletter tomorrow with our 2026 lineup. If you're a content creator or want to know our top 3 games of the year, sign up below!

#NoAction=Complicity in #ISRAELS #ethniccleansing of #Palestinians. SUSPEND the EU-IL AA, sanctns, weapons embargo, protective presence @ec.europa.eu @unocha.org @europarl.europa.eu @president.europarl.europa.eu @spokesperson.europarl.europa.eu @tomfletcherun.bsky.social @vonderleyen.ec.europa.eu

I'm having sex with my husband 💦 #nintendo #pokemon #disney #roythefox

Strong digestion. Clear thinking. Daily immune support. 🌿 This simple ritual supports my gut–brain connection so I can keep showing up energized, focused, and feeling my best — without complicated routines. 💙🛺✨ #AgeFearlessly #GutBrainConnection #MySHOPStory

US Defense Secretary Pat Hegseth says the US has a "true friendship" with Pakistani Prime Minister Shahbaz Sharif and Field Marshal Asim Munir. They played an excellent role in the negotiations. #scandinaviannewsagency #PatHegseth #Pakistan #UsDefenseSecretary #snnfinland

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A chance encounter between a mobile car detailer and a quick-witted 81-year-old at an El Cajon RV park has gone viral. More here 📲: https://www.10news.com/positivelysandiego/viral-videos-of-witty-el-cajon-senior-spark-campaign-for-stolen-e-bike 

They want all that smoke, I’m choosing purpose on purpose. #rap #foryoupage #fyp #explorepage #motivation #hustle #purpose #hustlehard #rapper #grind #hustle #musicsky #musicbluesky #music #rapsky #rapbluesky

In the wild, grooming is an important bonding ritual among zebras. Little Notty lost her natal family – but the instinct remains. Here, she directs it towards her best friend: Tytan, an orphaned black rhino. Discover their unlikely friendship: www.sheldrickwildlifetrust.org/orphans/tytan

eras tour you are so missed 🥲

Testified before Congress about our bipartisan case against Live Nation / Ticketmaster, our landmark ruling, and ongoing efforts to protect a free and fair market.

In 2026, the Russian economy is under growing strain. War-driven growth is fading, sanctions are tightening, reserves are shrinking, and the long-term costs of war are becoming harder to hide. #RussiaIsLosing #StandWithUkraine

Carlos Yulo stunned the world by winning two Olympic gold medals at Paris 2024. 🥇🥇 A performance for the ages. 🇵🇭 #Olympics

“EXCUSE ME OFFICER, PARDON FOR SPEEDING, BUT NMIXX IS PERFORMING THIS EVENING”

I've been a huge fan of seeing Vtubers with 'minimalist huds' so I've been tinkering with some ideas. The one I'm working on right now is themed on being a portal! Might have to tweak the body area settings or zoom in because youtube hates this model. #Vtuber

In honor of Black History Month, I am pleased to honor #AD61’s own and Lawndale Mayor Robert Pullen-Miles.

📺 El doble de Samuel Basallo con impulsada.

GETTING A LIKE 👍 | ROAD TO 10K CLEARS | Code: HR3-2VL-KTG | Creator: EvanPro123 #MarioMaker2 #SMM2 #Nintendo #Mario #SuperMarioMaker2

Happy birthday Stevie Wonder, *the* greatest musician of all time, no qualifiers.

Epistemic: Hey fuck-face... Great line. #MarcoRubio lied to Congress, a federal felony punishable by 5 years in prison.

Keep hope alive. 🤞

Credit to Taraji P Henson. Attending the Jeff Bezos sponsored MET Gala is so disgusting. Kin folks still buying into this BS is embarrassing. There are far too many stellar examples of celebrateEd social justice artists to follow than to keep signing up for the circus tent. 🗣️WAKE UP #blacksky