🤣🤣

@lbc.co.uk I this costs him his job

For all us pale people 😉

Proving once again farting is always hysterical.

Where do these people live and get their "information"?

Any stay at home mums want to apply? Didn't think so.

Last night on the main square opposite the hotel. Zaragoza is gorgeous and a fun town!

Wanker

Black humour 🖤

FYI 😆🤣

I wanted to write real music, they said no. Make it SIMPLE & DUMB. "SIMPLE & DUMB" from Music is War EP, available exclusively on Patreon. Link in bio. #simple&dumb #MightyOneManBand #EP #pop #indiemusic

Those who used to call Pt Nehru for inflation have now raised their hands in failure on loosing fight against crisis.

Thomas-Symonds boasting about scrapping the two child benefit cap A reminder that the govt could have scrapped the cap in July 2024. Instead Starmer suspended 7 Labour MPs from the PLP for voting to scrap it & had to be dragged kicking & screaming to scrap it 20+ months later

❗️A new angle has been released of Kick streamer Clavicular running over a person with his Cybertruck. It’s been released allegedly by the person whom he ran over. According to the Miami-Dade Sheriff’s Office, no criminal charges will be filed in the Clavicular incident.

Miller: "Não tenho nenhuma atualização sobre isso". A Casa Branca, por enquanto, não tem informações sobre encontro. 2/2

Fairfax County: Supervisor slams proposed Tysons casino as a senator’s vanity project, citing massive community opposition and economic concerns. Watch why they are fighting to protect the local vision. #Tysons #NoCasino

Meet Blessed #CarloAcutis, the millennial saint-to-be who used tech to spread faith. His canonization will be held on September 7th.

Google’s AI now surfaces quotes from Reddit, blogs & forums in “Expert Advice” sections—with creator names shown. 📰 #AI Source: https://tech.slashdot.org/story/26/05/06/2050205/googles-ai-search-results-will-now-turn-to-reddit-for-expert-advice

🤍 3rd STREAMIVERSARYTHON + YT PARTNER + NEW HAIR DEBUT ✦ DAY 27 ✧ The FINAL big day ? ▸◕ Starts 3P EDT / 7P GMT 🔥 Super special pre-release Zero Parades: For Dead Spies stream (One day early, thanks devs!) ➝ Break ➝ Chained Together w/ @mercilyss.bsky.social 7P EDT / 11P GMT 🤍 www.twitch.tv/prostoic

This is what we are fighting to protect. Watch history come alive on a 19th-century press as Howard crafts a timeless tribute for Memorial Day. Watch until the end for a beautiful, quiet reminder that our democracy is a living legacy of those who made the ultimate sacrifice.

Check out Sheryl's Candy Apple Creations in Jacksonville, NC!!!! Great Service!!!

GOOD MORNING BLUESKY!! Hope you are all well ☺️ ITS A NEW DAY AND A NEW DAWN ITS ANIMAL CROSSING NEW HORIZONS 6TH BIRTHDAY! 🎂🎂 Amazing it's been 6 years today when the game launched an at the right time too 😀 Have a great day everyone 😀 #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #Switch2Edition #NintendoSwitch2

NEWS: YouTube has demonetized Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies. The satire continues. This week’s F’d TROOPS is now on Patreon. Check out my latest anti-war short film. Subscribe + watch: patreon.com/mrnewbergers...

#GermanLüften, die deutsche Tradition des Stoßlüftens, ist der letzte heiße Sch*** in den #USA und trendet als #MomHack auf #TikTok. Damit hat sich ein weiterer Germanismus im anglo-amerikanischen Sprachraum eingenistet, so wie „Kindergarten“, „Zeitgeist“, „Wunderkind“, „Leitmotiv“, „Autobahn“, ⬇️

✨Zombies MagicBand decals are perfect for a Zombies fan! Apply it like a sticker and peel it off when you’re done! Get yours at 💫 TheMousierge.Etsy.com 💫 or 🛒 TheMousierge.shop 🛒 🛍Join our email club to SAVE 15% - bit.ly/MousiergeWeekly

Thank you to everyone who joined us for our campaign launch party last week! Schuller’s Tavern was an incredible host, and it meant so much to celebrate with neighbors and friends.

White House on lockdown after apparent gunshots:

My unalloyed joy, pure art in church setting Amsterdam surprises. #Vss365 #Haiku #Amsterdam #Art #poetry

Trixie’s new stage name is 'The Baked and Bedazzled,' and her only trick is making an entire pizza disappear in thirty seconds.

'Malfunctioning Megatron' demands your DNA data, but thinks humans are reptiles due to en-slop-ification. From Neofeud 2 my 90s-style #retrogame ! silverspook.itch.io/neofeud2 #indiedev #indiegames #cyberpunk #steamdeck #RETROGAMING #art #artist #scifiart #noai

"What does it say that we have this Kim Jong Un-ass reality TV show star sitting around around a Cabinet meeting having a bunch of —now that all the women are gone—men tell him he's the only one that can save America?" Tim Miller and Eddie Glaude on Trump's sausage fest of mediocrity.

There is a divine miracle in community. In the practicing what it’s like to be free. To be untethered and to fight for others. For we are not free until everyone is free. Here is Chrisanne speaking to her church about responsibility. A powerful activist and an important voice. This is a hope.

Zionist Israeli racism will not be tolerated.

@pbs.org Everything GOOD takes TIME but Time comes at us SIDEWAYS - WE ARE LIVING IN PERPENDICULAR TIMES - Time Waves come in at right angles - A New Reality - Pls Retweet-RePost-Review - Amazon.com #books #science

Gotta focus on the positives in life and take what ever compliment I can right twitch.tv/dexterdownunder

A mysterious little blue octopus discovered nearly 6,000 feet beneath the waters of the Galápagos Islands has officially been identified as a brand-new species. About the size of a golf ball, the tiny creature, now named Microeledone galapagensis, stunned researchers during a deep-sea expedition.

Your future rewards consistency, not urgency. Slow repetition outperforms rushed effort. More reflections → https://www.amazon.com/author/flumultus #Flumultus #Consistency #Discipline

Q: Has the Administration done enough to enact federal #MAHA regulations? - Philip Wegmann A: “There is some frustration that not more has been done… I don’t know if it’s going to be enough going into these #MidtermElections” Charlie Misseijer, Moms 4 Liberty

EVERY. BODY. #AEWCollision

A Seleção Brasileira enfrenta o Panamá neste domingo (31/5), no Maracanã, com escalação esboçada por Carlo Ancelotti ➡️ Acesse o site do Correio para ler mais notícias 📽️: Marcos Paulo Lima/CB/D.A.Press #CBshorts #CBreels

Wandering rat #game #indiegame #indiedev

Developer Sean Gause showed an interesting way of using parallax to fake building interiors in "Hear Tell of Hauntings," their wild west survival horror game. 🏚️ See more: www.instagram.com/seangause Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3410390/... #gamedev #indiedev #indiegame #realtimevfx

Bob Sinclar, From Vinyl Dreams to His Own Parties Bob Sinclar looks back on the beginning of his DJ dream, from the magic of vinyl records to the energy of throwing his own parties and building a life around music. #BobSinclar

"Wanna see a silent movie that moves like molasses but everyone is wearing amazing hats?"

I have asked the Education Secretary to pledge sufficient funds for new initiatives so schools in Thornbury and Yate don’t have to raid their existing budgets.

have anyone else discovered this secret cult hidden deep in the wilds of #rockstargames #reddeadredemption2 on #xbox?!

Murdering and gassing their own people? They've a history of it! On 13th May 1985 in West Philadelphia, police laid siege to a rowhouse occupied by MOVE – a Black liberation group – trying to force them out. First the gunfire, then the tear gas, and then the unthinkable... 1/3

Thanks to everyone who visited me yesterday. Sorry about the hideous weather! Today the sun is out, and the sky is blue, so why not pop over and say hello? #suffolkphotographer #suffolkcoast #fineartprints #photographyexhibition #aldeburgh #aldeburghbeach #suffolkartists

3 things you need to know about Gemini 3:

The constitutional question before us is this: Can a state under the 10th Amendment step in to protect its residents from harm when the federal government fails to do so? I would argue yes. AB 288 protects California workers’ federal & state constitutional rights to free speech & free association

Upgrade your burger game with our premium sourdough starter. Bake soft, tangy burger buns that rival any bakery. Get your starter on Etsy now and enjoy naturally fermented perfection! #foodie #sourdoughbread #homemade #organic #artisan #naturalleavened #starter #easyrecipe #focaccia #glutenfree #ba

I'm suddenly really thirsty 🥵

What may seem like ordinary design can shape who feels welcome in a space and who doesn’t. Anna Kodé discusses how hostile architecture affects communities and public life. Watch the full conversation on YouTube. youtu.be/Edk8IIATFA0?... #stayinformed #stayconnected #hostilearchitecture

BAD DAY 👎 | ROAD TO 10K CLEARS | Code: ML8-NKC-LYG | Creator: EdSheeran/ #MarioMaker2 #SMM2 #Nintendo #Mario #SuperMarioMaker2

Proof that #ChristopherLuxon & his govt are rotten stinking Liars. #megastrikenz #supportnzteachers #nzpol #bhn #patbrittenden #chewie

One man and his Lucky goat

🇯🇵 Japan's samurai spirit still burns in cooler conditions Japan's gruelling hot summers have prompted organisers to switch the date of the Soma Nomaoi to late May, giving the thousand-year-old samurai horse festival a new lease of life.

ABS overturned in #Dodgers at #Diamondbacks (Bot 7). Geraldo Perdomo challenged the called strike. Called Strike -> Ball. HP: Jordan Baker | Upheld 54.4% (31/57). Later: Geraldo Perdomo lines out to second baseman Alex Freeland.

I miss the early 2000s

Breakfast treats for our donkeys, happy Wednesday