Meet the parents

Nobody saw this coming.

Got my results back, I’m sick… in the head.

The wisdom of the owls

Enter the Sandman

The first hantavirus rat

I once told this joke and then a paralyzed man got up and walked away. Coincidence?

Banned Snapple facts

What happens when you search my name?

My favorite Russell Crowe movie is…

Hungary signals readiness to sanctions Russia’s Patriarch Kirill! #news #worldnews #hungary #russia #hungarynews #euro #eunews #europe #european #patriarch #kirilll #eu

Putin is upset Finland is building a border fence along the Sestra River. “I would show a gesture and say something, but I come from the cultural capital.” 🇫🇮 Hey Finns, what would you show Putin back?

Ships and boats of the Global Sumud Flotilla are continuing their attempts to break the naval blockade on Gaza, just weeks after the latest attempt was intercepted by the Israeli navy in international waters off Greece.

Last month, President Trump attempted to illegally withhold SNAP funding, adding to his disgraceful record of making Americans’ lives harder. As he continues to threaten Colorado’s food assistance, I will keep fighting for our state to ensure hungry families have the food they need.

👏 @libdemdaisy.bsky.social: "The Tories' botched Brexit deal has made this country poorer and if you want to tackle the cost of living crisis you need a closer relationship with Europe."

✨ The tides are turning in the Deep South. Democrats just flipped TWO seats and shattered the GOP supermajority: proof that no place is beyond change when people rise up and vote for progress. 💙 #BlueWave

Left solo in this #2XKO Round Blitzcrank takes a bit of a beating, before they get the steam in gear! Then scoops & strikes their way to a Fury comeback! Feat STG|Tate × dekillsage #2XKO_Yasuo #2XKO_Blitzcrank #2XKO_Teemo #2XKO_Ahri #2XKOForever Full Set: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BsA... #Dope2XKO

A DV shelter worker details 2 post‑Grammys assaults: one woman injured by a smashed cup over artists saying Fuck ICE, and one over disagreement. Super Bowl weekends can escalate stress and violence. If you’re unsafe, support is available: 1‑800‑799‑7233 / START to 88788.

Lee County leaders are expected to approve a contract for $3 million for safety improvements along Burnt Store Road in Cape Coral, with construction potentially beginning next month. More: https://www.gulfcoastnewsnow.com/article/safety-upgrades-burnt-store-road-cape-coral-florida/71345751 

Ich hatte durch die Voice Calls so oft Pipi in den Augen, oder Hose👀 weil ich so oft lachen musste🤣🤣 #gaming #Fortnite #germangirl🇩🇪 #KathyClips #randomsquad #viral #BattleRoyale

Isn't there something about pasta noises? 😏🤭

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Look it's a manly scream okay #vtuber #fnaf #scream #funny #horror

Arne Slot makes 4 changes to the team that faced Spurs, as Salah, Ekitike, Kerkez and Konate return #lfc #liverpool #championsleague #galatasaray #teamnews

This Day in Buster… July 14, 1954 Buster guest stars as "The Man" on the Rheingold Theatre TV show production of "The Awakening," an adaptation of Gogol's story "The Cloak"—which also stars Douglas Fairbanks Jr. It is Buster’s first dramatic appearance on network television.

Lamar Jackson speaking at the podium on Wednesday | Pete Gilbert reports LIVE from The Castle on WBAL-TV 11 News at 5.

Yisraël🇮🇱 Taking care of it’s neighbour. Am Yisraël Chai🇮🇱

I miss when my biggest financial worry was losing a tooth for £1. 🦷 #nostalgia #inflation #money #renting

Thursday, May 21, 2026, is good day to lock Trump up in Alligator Auschwitz and cancel construction of the Epstein Ballroom. And the day is not yet over. #TrumpPedoFiles #KatieJohnson #LockHimUp Hulk not like child-raper. Hulk smash child-raper

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Three people in love. One family ready to tear them apart. Polyamory Novella Defending Engagement by Liz Ellyn #polylove #loveIsLove #StPatricksDay

With Auburn's offense possibly making a big jump this year, how do you see the matchup against the Ole Miss defense going down on Halloween night? Who has the edge?

THIS SUNDAY APRIL 26 AT LIT Enjoy 🌭 BunsUpWienersDown 🌭 Delicious Dogs, So Many Flavors, Always Something Special,  Get Your Game Dog or Brunch Wiener + See what new Specials They have in person! WE GOT EVERY GAME on screen and of course the official after party's from the fields... #getlitwithus

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Here's what you should know about New York's car insurance overhaul 🚗

Don’t let these MAGA influencers lie to you or distract you. President Trump’s big ugly bill is taking healthcare away from millions while he uses his DOJ to target his enemies. We see MAGA influencers and politicians will justify anything Trump does to stay in the good graces of Dear Leader.

Image and video created on the #metaai app #aiart #aiartcommunity #aiartwork #aiartist

Tadej always has time for his fans 🤘🏼 Tadej Pogačar spotted a fan's camera while out training and couldn't resist giving it a show 😆 📹 @jaimeedelolmo (posted with permission)

ABS overturned in #Royals at #Rangers (Bot 1). Salvador Perez challenged the ball call on Stephen Kolek's pitch to Brandon Nimmo. Ball -> Called Strike. HP: Bruce Dreckman | Upheld 45.5% (35/77). Result: Brandon Nimmo called out on strikes.

Booker: Troops uphold their oath—Congress isn’t. He called out the "do nothing Senate" as a U.S. military unit was left unprepared, and Senate leadership failed to act or investigate. #USPolitics #Military @democrats.senate.gov

breaking records & becoming a leader were the themes of @MilesBridges' eighth szn 💯 read more: Original post

There goes the A380 that brought me here. 🙂 Re-fuelled, Re-stocked, and ready to head back to London. . Fare thee well, Speedbird.

Science just won in court!! @sonyasloanmd.bsky.social @drhaydeebrown.bsky.social @meidastouch.com

Collectibles & Videogames Part 281 Kirby’s Adventure (NES / Switch, 1993/2018) Famicom Mini (2016) #fyp #POV #Gaming #Collectibles #GamingRoom #Nintendo #Switch #NES #Kirby #Famicom #Samsung #Divoom #Paladone

El Hijo De Dr Wagner Jr juggling a soccer ball before kicking a perfect goal while he's in full gear is my favorite thing!

Want to bring #NGSS science + engineering practices to life in your classroom? Join our virtual workshop in August or invest in instructional coaching that can be embedded into any district’s or school’s existing professional learning system. Learn more at bscs.org/tpl 🍎 🧪 #EduSky #SciEd

I see you, and I've got your back. #Mayra4Congress #scpolitics #sc01 #southcarolina #TransDayOfVisibility

TONIGHT at 9 & 10pm on SOPBS: Black and Jewish America PART 3 of 4 at 9pm: Tracing the "Grand Alliance" of Black and Jewish communities in the fight for civil rights. PART 4 of 4 at 10pm: Examining the Black and Jewish alliance from the 1970s onward.

Master Tetia, huh? 🤩 #WitchHatAtelier @sarahwiedenheft.com @madeleinemorris.actor @hereliesanjali.bsky.social @joshuawaters.bsky.social @brynapprill.bsky.social

QT your Dark Fairy 🖤 #gothicart #goth #darkart #surrealism #aiartist #WGT dedicated to @creamindai.bsky.social 🙏🏻🖤---and all other fans of dark vibes 🔥

Israel carried out a violent attack on Abbasiya in south Lebanon's Tyre District.

Since I posted my first Voice Over test on Saturday. I respectfully understand few saw it. Therefore, I'll repost it again. It is the Unfinished Opening Scene of "War Between Queens." It's only 2min 18sec long, but that's to cover the actual dialog between the Supreme Comm & Dark Queen. #AIVideo

I found the special episode of #cdrama #ASplendidMatch on the dark side. It's 18 minutes of unreleased scenes between #CiSha and #RenMin My favourite is the "cave scene" ❤️‍🔥 Sharing here with you because I fear it won't be released except on 🥭

Hey all! Reminder got an extra stream for you tonight! Gonna be hitting up Resident Evil 5 Coop with @spoonee.bsky.social t's her first time with this masterpiece so let's buckle up for some COMPLETE GLOBAL SATURATION and also HEY C'MON HEY SHEVA! C'MON! See you @ 7PM EST 😅

"The best atmosphere in the world." Our Game 1 Player Correspondent Caleb Wilson caught up with Jose Alvarado after New York's big win! Knicks take a 1-0 series lead in the NBA Finals 🏆

🌙🎶 R&B THURSDAYS AT HUSH 🎶🌙 Smooth sounds, cocktails, hookah & Queens nightlife energy all in one place 🍸💨🔥 NYC’s top DJs setting the vibe all night 🎧✨ 📍 Maspeth Queens https://hushloungegarden.com #HushLoungeGarden #RNBThursdays #QueensNightlife

Booommm 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 Fiiiiiiiirrreeee 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 🇺🇦USF Struck a Svetlyak-Class Patrol Ship, a Pantsir-S1 Air Defense System, an RSBN-4N Navigation System, Logistics Assets, and Other Enemy Targets.

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Watch as bees unite their efforts to tackle the cap of a honey bottle. Nature's teamwork is truly remarkable and sweet!