Fresh map joke

Bulking for Gainz

More famous wrong movies

Just a silly moment

How to smoke less weed circa 2015 from a periscope live

Working on my Sam Elliott impression

My favorite Jack Nicholson movie is…

My favorite Paul Newman movie is…

My duty as a good Samaritan

Okay you got me, the last one was early 2000’s. Don’t wanna mislead you guys. ;)

After a productive meeting with @repscfigures.bsky.social, Shahmir reflects on seeing UNICEF's impact in Pakistan firsthand, founding a UNICEF Club in Alabama and advocating #ForEveryChild today:

Chris Chestnut speaks on doing rapid response, ICE activity in the 805, and calls out LAPD for backing ICE. He also explains why ICE is not mainly targeting criminals, pointing to DHS data showing that most immigrants detained had no criminal record.. with 85% deemed to have a threat level of zero.

It's wild how the US often ignores international law for political gain instead of actually following it - we need leaders who prioritize human rights over leverage. Source #HumanRights #PeacefulForeignPolicy #DemocracyInternationalLaw #GlobalLeadership

Take stock of what makes you happy. What brings you joy? What brings you peace? Do more of that 💙 #mattsfoundation #mentalhealth #joy #peace

No peeping, hooman. Us cats value our privacy. 😼😽😅 #cats #privacy

Marco Rubio ha viscut una roda de premsa caòtica a la Casa Blanca mentre exercia com a portaveu interí. Enmig del desordre ha admès que és daltònic i ha acabat resumint la situació: “És un caos total”.

😂😂😂 An Australian man inadvertently appeared on the runway during an Australian Fashion Week show at Tamarama Beach in Sydney on May 12, 2023.

Etain is pushed too far… and the power she fears pushes back. https://www.amazon.com/Key-Coming-Fantasy-Into-Kaos-ebook/dp/B0FJSJN53N #IntoTheKaos #FantasyBookRecommendations #NesaMiller

⏰ 2 Meses: Está anunciado y todas las condiciones dándose… Saben que nos estamos dando cuenta y despertando, por eso están acelerando su agenda en lo que pueden. Tenemos la responsabilidad de hacer lo mismo. Pasos inteligentes y mejor informados. @santiagorafaelpax

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Cheers to a chill Sunday 🍻🌞 We’ve got all the tapes this morning - Ted Tapes & the 70’s Mix Tape with Dean at The aGOOSEtic Hour 📼 Plus a lovely memorial show for James Casey with Basty, some Daily Jams, & 3/1/22 at 9:30 Club with Tug 🕤 ✌️🤘 wtedradio.com 🕑EST

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🇮🇪 Our Army is bigger 🇮🇪👏 The absolute disrespect of the RTE puppets questions here, trying to belittle someone standing up for the Irish people.

A leaked video from 2001 shows Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu talking about how Israel intentionally strikes Palestinians “painfully”, how he deceived the US to break the Oslo Accords, and how Americans will always support Israel if it faces backlash.

A Colonel sealed a letter for his granddaughter. No money. No book deal. Just one thing he needed her to know: we are not alone. Captain Ron Janix says that's the evidence that stops him cold. New episode out now. https://youtu.be/CuwUs6bIiuY

“Oh, you think he was referring to you?”

"All waymos came to a halt at central expressway. The servers must be down 🤷‍♂️ Earlier saw 2 different instances of cops trying to figure out what to do with the cars stopped in middle of the road" OP: reddit.crazy-cat-girl Saw claims of abrupt Waymo shutdown in south bay. This is 1st video, AFAIK.

Here's a small hug the size of a large hug!

Design of the Day: Elephant with Heart Balloon 🎈🐘 Spread love and joy with this adorable diamond painting! A perfect symbol of kindness and happiness 💖✨ #diamondpainting #diamondpaintingaddict

How many pinocchios are in this clip? RFK Jr answers questions about vaping from Senator Moody during a Congressional Hearing on April 16, 2026. Notated in yellow text by your friendly, illegally fired CDC staff and our allies. #HHS #CDC #FDA #PublicHealth #Vaping

For those who prefer motion (AA's acquired)

Today we celebrate Liam Conejo Ramos returning home in his father’s arms. A moment of relief, love, and reunion that every child deserves. As we hold space for this joy, we cannot forget the many children who are still separated from their families, still waiting, still unseen in detention camps.

Rubio claims Cuba poses a national security threat citing military drones; Cuban FM fires back, questioning how a 10M-person island threatens a nuclear superpower and demanding evidence.

Finally unfollowed and wiped my hands of the girl that made my best friend stop talking to me. At first she would FaceTime him multiple times while we’d hang out and then she would just show up lol. Knowing I’m like married, and he’s been my bff for years. He sucks too, throwing all the trash out fr

Crazy ass long outro with hidden messages? "The Vision" by Mighty One Man Band, from The Vision EP, available exclusively on Patreon. Link in bio. #thevision #mightyonemanband #rock #music #matrix

July 9, 2022: Two Russian command meetings are happening simultaneously. Minutes later, precision GMLRS missiles arc across the azure summer sky and strike, wiping out both meetings. This is the point where the war entered a new phase. 2/6

🇺🇸🇮🇷🇸🇬 A warning was issued to Iran in Singapore by Pete Hegseth: only a "great deal" to halt their nuclear program will be accepted by Trump — otherwise, the "War Department" will be dealt with.

Obama's Mission: Prevent Iran from getting a nuclear weapon. Success. Mission Accomplished. DJT's Mission: Prevent North Korea from getting a nuclear weapon. Massive failure. Mission not Accomplished.

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#republicans #inflation #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/c9f7bsp3

He abierto Instagram y me he encontrado a mí mismo.

Every year, federal and state wildlife agencies in the US breed millions of fish and release them into the wild, all for fishers to catch. But introducing non-native fish can wreak havoc on an ecosystem. So why are state wildlife agencies doing it by the million?

An anti-Christ isn’t just against Christ — it’s against His message of mercy over vengeance, humility over might, love over pride, and peace over power. It claims Christ yet mocks His Sermon on the Mount. It isn’t just about denying Jesus — it’s about denying what He taught on that hillside.

The courage of the Iranian people is humbling. The brutal response by the security forces is unacceptable and exposes a regime afraid of its own people. The EU already has sweeping sanctions in place on Iran. We are now discussing putting additional sanctions.

Dr. Jerome Adams—anesthesiologist and former U.S. surgeon general—will keynote #ADVANCE27! Learn about his path to the White House and how anesthesiology helped him become a better leader. Hear from Dr. Antonio Hernandez-Conte and get notified to register: amersanest.realmagnet.land/adv27-notify...

The one thing I didn't want to find myself battling was Poison Ivy 😅 #indiedev #gamedev #screenshotsaturday

I was an impressionable teenager. When I was 16 I saw the singer from this band smoking on stage. She threw her lit cigarette on the floor, then picked it up again at the end of the song, I thought "Cool!" I didn't smoke, but I doubted myself. I Know I Could (Drugstore cover)

Sydney, Australia marching for Palestine and the Global Samud Flotilla

A playful homage to J-horror films such as Ringu and Ju-On from director Kenichi Ugana, The Curse updates the classic formula for the social media age. With some suitably gnarly scares and a darkly humorous streak, this is one fans of Japanese horror cinema won’t want to miss. #jff26 #JFFIreland

Hey yall, I got a question…

You would think Donald Trump's job would be stressful if he cared about the weight of the decisions he was making, but he doesn't.

Jesus must be so proud.

Arizona State's Landon Hairston is ejected after flipping his bat 15 feet in the air following a called 3rd strike

IT WORKS!!!!

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At an aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes

𝙍𝙀𝘾𝙊𝙍𝘿𝙀 𝘿𝙀 𝙀𝙈𝙋𝙍𝙀𝙂𝙊𝙎 “Nós geramos mais de 5 milhões de empregos desde 2023. Isso é emprego formal, que deixou de pagar Imposto de Renda com a nossa lei aprovada no ano passado. E o desemprego segue em mínima histórica”, disse Dario Durigan, Ministro da Fazenda

States are being forced to cut food assistance and Medicaid by the federal government, which is always writing blank checks for more war. Families need food and healthcare, not bombs sent overseas.