sure, i want you to watch the whole thing but in honor of microplastic terrible example of my gender being fired - here (alter-kashian on m.youtube.com/watch?v=v5kJ...

This weeks episode of the fork forest is w @jimmypardo.com. He tells me about the SO MANY concerts he’s gone to. I ask about parking. Here’s a clip!

Alter Kashian is available. to watch the whole thing here: youtu.be/v5kJlI41V2g?... . It’s called that bc i want to punch everyone in the nose. But Im ill equipped

alter kashian is playing everywhere and the videos up on YouTube and you should watch it and then come and see me do the rest of this joke or entirely new jokes on the road and here

new album new video this month - here’s a clip • Shouldn’t Have A Gun Top 10 reasons I shouldn’t have a gun are all “I’m me” Watch “Alter-Kashian” on YouTube February 25th! Click NOTIFY ME NOW on YouTube to join the premier.

fun comedy from my last special staykashian which is entirely on YouTube. This is to encourage you to come to my show in Milwaukee next weekend.

boy i don’t even know parody musicians of famous musicians! @jasonklamm is back! dorkforest.com or wherever you listen to pods. i’d avoid spotify bc they put ads in i haven’t approved :)

South Milwaukee WI MARCH 6- w Tammy Oeacatelki and Leighann Lord. I’ll tell tales of me growing up in that town- doing laps looking for an exit. tickets several places but jackiekashian.com tour page for sure.

Check out this trailer for MY 2014 special, recorded at Acme Comedy Company in Minneapolis, now on MY YouTube channel. This one has "Spooky Reading Girl", "LA Jobs" and more. Thanks for watching, liking, and sharing. Like the trailer? Watch the special: youtu.be/wJWVCf9axHU?...

What's happening in Hollywood? thank you @@BearFiorda& @@Lady Summer Helene##tipsandtricks##behindthesc enes##hollywood##realmadrid##cha mpionsleague

Had the pleasure of meeting Tanner and starting this radddd samurai Batman tattoo. First session down… 📍Find me @theprettysisterstudio in Costa Mesa, CA ⚡️To Book YOUR Tattoo⚡️ WrappedInPlasticINK.com 💫DM if you want to talk #tattoos #tattooartist #orangecounty #orangecountytattoo #animetattoos

#BlindTestXylophoneàUneMain - #23 Pas évident je pense, donc triple indice : BO d'un compositeur oscarisé et césarisé, décennie 2000, réal d'origine asiatique. (et hier c'était donc Roots Manuva, "Dreamy Days" - trouvé)

California currently has the strongest AI regulations in the entire country thanks to a law I wrote and passed — but my work isn't done. AI is advancing every day, and we need to make sure it's working for us. Check out my full plan for AI at my website, link in bio.

Liber Limbia Vol. 849 Chapter 1: Lonesome 23rd. www.podomatic.com/podcasts/lib... All shows are performed live just like a real radio show and all images are obviously AI. Please enjoy! #freeform #psychedelic #experimental #rock #noise #electronic #music

a *very* special episode of our #StarTrek sub show Memory Gamma, featuring the complex legacy of Kor, the Dahar Master for #StarTrekDay

The best satirists don’t just make people laugh. They help people understand power. And with that in mind, Colbert is among the best. As the “Late Show” comes to a close, a comedy scholar looks back at how Colbert used satire to explain complex topics: theconversation.com/5-reasons-st...

Your puns suck, Baltro.

While Trump tries to bomb Iran back to the Stone Age, Israel is still devastating Lebanon: 1,400+ killed, 4,400+ injured, 1.2 million displaced, and 14% of the country reportedly occupied. For Australia, that would be bigger than NSW and Victoria combined. Enough is enough.

"YOU ABSOLUTE ANIMAL!" #CB2026

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I’M GOING TO THE EUROPA LEAGUE FINAL 💜🩵 #AVFC

"Ken Paxton is the most corrupt politician in America." - @jamestalarico.bsky.social Texas AG Ken Paxton will now face state Rep. James Talarico in the November general election.

brainsharing.blog/crypto-tradf... // Crypto TradFi Convergence Accelerates: BNP Paribas Unleashes Crypto ETNs for French Retail Investors . #CryptoAdoption #TradFi #BNPParibas #CryptoETN #MiCA #RWATokenization

Everyone knows the treats at Grandmas’ house are the best!!🤣🐾

Manchester: join me on my UK tour! Linktr.ee/ajwest Did you know... A queer bookshop invented Pride. A lesbian bookseller outwitted the Nazis. The first Amazon bookseller was owned by Lesbians. Gay bookstore owners freed the literary world from obscenity laws.

@amandasmildtakes (3/27) pfffttttt

Auf der R n R Butterfahrt haben heute für mich Retarded und The Cleopatras aus Italien gepunktet. Allerdings habe ich Kochkraft durch KMA nicht mehr gesehen, die ja ansonsten ein ziemliches Brett fahren.

There's a crisis behind the scenes in federal court. Defense attorneys went months without a paycheck, & more than 50 say they can't take new cases. Gabby & Chris dig into how funding collapsed & how the shutdown made it worse. New episode of #NewMexicoNewsInsiders.

A momentous day in history today. Please click the link tree on my bio and email a random Lord!

Learn your body, spot the weak points, and build what’s missing.

Associate Editors @drbeef.bsky.social and Stewart Landers introduce our February issue on LGBTQ+ health and well-being, emphasizing that "it was more important than ever to advance the conversation on LGBTQ+ flourishing."

Why is energy healing dismissed—even as it grows in popularity? We explore the skepticism, the science, and whether logic tells the whole story. 👉 Watch now

Look at these two twits trying to build their nest on a far too narrow ledge above a chemist’s in central #Szczecin. They keep flying back down to pick up the sticks that have fallen off their nest. I bet they’ll get there in the end, though. Somehow Woodpigeons manage! 😹

Verse for the Day: This is a good thing ... the stairs can be dangerous. (Sound on?)

Post an actor or actress that starts with the letter N? (First or Last) #filmsky #moviesky #tvsky Alex Newell

Following our national webinar in January, the HSE Community Care Record programme has entered delivery. Our vision stays the same - a single shared digital record - now focused on implementation, regional readiness, and supporting staff through change. Read more bit.ly/3OaH83D #DigitalForCare

AI workflows & tips from the recording studio, share your insight here! #recordingstudio #makingmusic #protools #recording #musictech #AImusictech

"Up until now we had AI that could talk. Now we have AI that can act." AI Governance and Safety Canada's Wyatt Tessari L'Allié tells Canadian MPs that AI agents can now act independently in the real world, and we're already seeing them slip out of control.

Male Eastern Bluebird at the #HarrisBirdCam 🪶 05.30.2026

Things aren’t what they seem to be when Princess Olivia jumps aboard a spaceship to escape a loveless marriage. @ginikoch.bsky.social Amazon: www.amazon.com/dp/B0DVVJL73L B&N: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-royal-... Apple: books.apple.com/us/book/the-... Kobo: www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/...

melissa’s caption is diabolical MY TUMMY HURTS

So, it looks like Trinity Trigger won the "What to play next?"poll. I hope y'all enjoy this game with me. Stream starts 5a-8a CST on Saturday and Sunday hope you'll be there. www.twitch.tv/gaming_with_...

Torre Mayor: a world of architectural mastery https://go.casadechiles.com/GUA18e

Virtuos is looking for a Lead Technical Artist! - tinyurl.com/2tjvjzm3 Lead the connection between art and technology, driving pipelines and visual quality across major game projects! #gamedev #indiedev #hiring #jobs #gamecareers #gamesjobs

I had a wonderful time making this gentle animated wallpaper for the @vgen valentines day gift exchange! I loved getting to know about the gentle, wholesome, friendship between the two of Null0's characters and it was an honor to be able to bring them to life! #art #artist #animator #vgenartist

Parijs (30 mei) — Jongeren uit Noord-Afrika rellen en vallen de politie aan met vuurwerk om de winst van Paris Saint-Germain in de Champions League te vieren.

This reminds me of when I worked on the covid unit and this NP was refusing to come to the unit to look at this guy I was concerned about. I wanted to fight her. I had to act like an whole asshole to get him seen 🙄

Eze and Gabriel trying to remember what went wrong

Feeling extremely reenergized by how the Crew played in both their open Cup game against NYCFC, and their league game against Atlanta. It was a great start for Courtois, and they have been scoring some very Crew style goals like this one! #crew96 #MLS

⭕Les suites d'une frappe #Israélienne sur la ville de #Zefta, dans le Sud du #Liban. #Quds-News-Network

In case you missed it, we announced our adoption of the Model Context Protocol thanks to our new partnership with Anthropic, offering benefits to both researchers and AI developers like enhanced accuracy in AI responses, unified workflows, and more. ➡️ ow.ly/oQpS50Wu1rW

Dear friends, a million thanks for standing by our defenders! 🥹💙💛 All the equipment we fundraised for is now delivered! 🫡 Together, we will defeat the enemy. Everything will be Ukraine! 🇺🇦✌️

Goodnight

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SCOTUS lets Alabama use its banned racist map, Mullin won't commit to court orders, CBS fires Pelley, and blue states sue over wind farm kills. #TheDailyBeans Headlines of the Day! 🫘 with @muellershewrote.com & @dgcomedy.bsky.social #MSWMedia Listen: the-daily-beans.simplecast.com/episodes/sco...

I feel like this clip of people firmly chanting “You are Nazis” at a diligently neutral grip of cops is a good illustration of the dynamic. The cops actually trying to deescalate and not engage is the closest these protestors will get to an apology for the wanton violence unleashed on them.

Evening RSB thanks sorry I'm just having a rough day texting making me nauseous, gonna take another break I'll catch up.

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