The only thing worse than NO PRESENT is a HOMEMADE PRESENT. 🎁 🤦‍♀️

I think I’m safe…. 🤦‍♀️

Norway 🇳🇴

THIS WEEKEND … ✌️ Friday 1st May Frog & Bucket, Manchester + Chorlton Comedy Club, Manchester Saturday 2nd May Frog & Bucket, Manchester 4.00pm + 8.00pm Sunday 3rd May Didsbury Comedy Club + Heatons Comedy Club, Stockport Monday 4th May Theatr Clwyd, Mold 7.30pm

View from my window. Window? Porthole!

Found an old clip … just after lockdown. 💚✌️

4 in a Bed 🤣 #standupcomedy #scotland #4inabed #jocaulfield

“Evening officer…” 👮

Doing a show in France … this is my accommodation. I am NEVER going home. 🇫🇷 💚✌️

Minister Tim Mander was in New Zealand on Wednesday night when his lawyers informed him he'd been referred to the AFP. Should not the next call he made have been to Premier David Crisafulli? The premier was informed through the media at lunchtime Thursday. #qldpol

🔻ABOLISH NATO ‼️ 🔻US EMPIRE terrorizes the globe‼️ IG: @ vocalpolitics Jeffrey Sachs ➡️ Washington favors dominance over diplomacy & treats allied states as extensions of its power: 🔲 “Look, if you have a US military base, you're not a sovereign country“

SGA WITH THE HANDLES 😲 He's got a game-high 22 PTS as the Thunder lead by 7 in Q3 of Game 2!

If Coloradans could unionize fairly and freely, there’d be $6 billion in the pockets of workers instead of the pockets of large corporations. #CoPolitics #coleg

Trump lifts Sanctions off of Russia #news #politics #russia #oil #trump

"Do you realise you guys have just jaywalked?" The Crisafulli government has installed traffic lights & a pedestrian crossing for one residential driveway at Mermaid Beach. LNP MP Ray Stevens says it's for safety but pedestrians think the button is for the main road. #qldpol

Nagoya Station West Gate, Aichi, Japan #Japan #Nippon

Democrats must stand for rebuilding the American Dream—and making life less of a ripoff is a big part of it. Talked with @micaherfan.com about my bill with Senator Mark Kelly to tackle this emergency head on.

If RFK truly cared about our kid’s health and well-being, he would get the administration to keep ICE OUT of schools and child care centers and away from children.

While the main focus of the #ArkDefender port has been reaching feature parity with the #Unity version, some bits have been revised as we go along. e.g. the Skins menu was moved to be part of the Ark selection flow. #roguelike #indiedev #spacegame #indiegames #indiegame #IndieGameDev #2dgame

Trump TACO TUESDAY @lyndapole.bsky.social @jfordemocracy.bsky.social @bluetodd2.bsky.social @claynobles.bsky.social @sean05evans.bsky.social @justsomedude57.bsky.social @janet-40.bsky.social @pattyinaz.bsky.social @zippyreturns.bsky.social @adventurer56.bsky.social @drios1111.bsky.social

Is the Y chromosome really disappearing, and are male births actually at risk? Not so fast. Modern genomic research tells a very different story, and the viral claim doesn’t hold up. Here’s what science really shows. #ScienceFacts Full Story >>> srilanka.factcrescendo.com/english/y-ch...

After playing @internetskeleton.website's game, I realized I needed to put in a disclaimer in my game as well since it's also in early in development. Should have so this MUCH sooner. Go buy his game btw, that's a threat: skeletonsoftware.itch.io/decay-chain #coding #indiedev #gamedev #solodev

Join us this Saturday as we celebrate 50 years of KAKM with an evening at Downton! We’ll be live in the studio with two special behind-the-scenes episodes of Downton Abbey and sharing how you keep us strong. Get details and see previews at https://akpub.io/3z6UFSc.

The indie game I'm making vs the inspirations behind it...

✨ Enter Aan’sao’gal—where magic, mystery, and war collide. 📖 Read the series: authorcdarney.com 📬 Join the newsletter: thechroniclesofthetroop.eo.page/6h118 💙 #authorcdarney #thechroniclesofthetroop #thebookofghaan #booktok #fantasybook #bookseries

QTP with a gif of your favorite Sailor Scout 🔥

why is Trump always yelling fire in a crowded theater?

Following a great throw from Daoud down the sideline, the defense holds strong to force a turnover on downs. Great plays against the run from DE Kenyon Garner and LB Hector Chavez (shown below). #FAU #CFB

🗣️ Özgür ÖZEL : Ben gücü makamdan, mevkiden, binadan, ünvandan değil demokrasiye olan, halka olan inancımdan alıyorum

#qp #promptshare #aiart bsky.app/profile/guru...

Alors que les joueurs du PSG reviennent sur la pelouse à Budapest pour entamer la deuxième mi-temps, le Parc des Princes chante pour son club 😍 #PSG #Arsenal #Liguedeschampions

🎥 With a good chunk of their core returning and the addition of Satou Sabally, the Liberty have high hopes in 2026. Full Episode: 🍎 bit.ly/42VFmqB 📺 youtu.be/PwtT9xxs-K0 Clip from The Her Hoop Stats Podcast Hosts: @brittanycarper.bsky.social @richardcohen.bsky.social

Tiger Escapes During Russian Circus

Me with no Internet for 4 days.

‘Like drinking from a fetid-pond.’ A new report from Watershed Investigations (link in comments) detects superbug-creating genes at Lough Neagh. Commenting on The Nolan show, Green Party Leader Mal O’Hara raised his concerns that things at Lough Neagh are getting worse rather than better.

The Little Karen had her back to the audience through the entirety of the church song.

We talk Boston Red Sox on this segment of The Opinion Guy Fun Friendly Informative. Full show: tinyurl.com/yv6asuum #openingday #boston #redsox

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Kingston Flemings brings a different kind of energy. Full NBA draft conversation⬇️ youtu.be/goJwGUzPvrI?...

Wiener Sängerknaben Theologe Thiel: “The Antichrist copies Christ.” “Pretends to be greater than Christ.” “Hyper-Christian. Ultra-Christian.” “And then, ultimately, deeply anti-Christian.”

Pam Bondi gets memeified

During Google I/O, we published our research on ERA (Empirical Research Assistance) in Nature. (1/2)

Max Scherzer is fired🔥 up babe. LETS GOOOOO ‼️‼️ #bluejays | #mlb | #postseason

The Battle of Liberty Place erupted in New Orleans on September 14, 1874, when the whyt8 supr8macist White League fought police and militia loyal to Governor William Kellogg. #Reconstruction #BattleOfLibertyPlace #WhiteLeague #NewOrleansHistory #PostCivilWar

Ricochet! #AEWDynamite

ICE Kidnapping: 3/22/26 -3:00pm Avenida Amorosa & Lomas Serena Dr Escondido CA #AbolishICE

Hey Illinois Democrats, happy Election Day! We have an important message for you from DPI Chair Hernandez — make sure to get out and vote before polls close at 7PM!

📢 #labesanacex trae este sábado lo mejor del campo extremeño. ¡No os lo perdáis!. 👀 👇👇👇 🫑 Pimiento para pimentón 💦 Regadío de Monterrubio. 🧑‍🌾 Fertilizantes. 🪵 Investigación sobre la seca. 🍪 Las mejores perrunillas. 📅 sábado 🕐 12:55

April is National Minority Health Month, a time to focus on closing health gaps and expanding access to care. Stronger, healthier communities start with making sure no one is left behind.

NEVER FORGET: Howard Lutnick said that seniors won't care if they don't get their Social Security checks & anyone who complained is a fraudster. Now we KNOW he is perpetrating FRAUD by lying about the Epstein files. As someone on SSDI if I didn't get my check I WOULD BE LIVID! It's my ONLY income.🤬

Video of US submarine torpedoing Iranian ship in Indian Ocean. #news

This is the perversion of an illness.

Prima CUP míří na Dolní Moravu. Už 6. června na vás čeká pořádná horská bajkovačka plná nádherných výjezdů, hravých singletrailů a dechberoucích výhledů. Vyberte si dle výkonnosti jednu ze tří tratí a přijeďte si užít rodinný víkend plný nových zážitků […] [Original post on zpravobot.news]

[Eng👇🏼] ¡Buenas noticias e imágenes! Una baula regresó a nuestra playa, anidó y pudimos verla volver al mar durante el amanecer. Good news and beautiful images! A leatherback turtle returned to our beach, nested, and we were able to watch her journey back to the ocean at sunrise.

Good morning, happy Friday :P

Thank you, Sheila! 💙 @ltwlauren.bsky.social @lindaworkerbee.bsky.social @mariahbrown.bsky.social @warlessgoddess.bsky.social @calikathy.bsky.social @la-divinavita.bsky.social @tntnle.bsky.social @susieq6shooter.bsky.social @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social @raykwong.lol Happy Pride Month everyone.

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🔥David Shoebridge says Israel has shown “absolute, complete contempt” despite Albo having already raised concerns about Israel’s bulldozing of Aus War Graves with President Herzog in Feb after new evidence shows they’ve “bulldozed the same cemetery just 2 months later”💥 #auspol