This was my public school teacher mom's favorite teacher joke on The Simpsons when I was a kid.

Okay so I'm not the only one

Apparently this is a trend happening at baseball games now?

America's biggest cultural exports somehow became the songs "Sweet Caroline" and "Take Me Home, Country Roads"

Someone get that girl an OSHA internship

Real talk though, David, black and white are terrible wedding theme colors. Everyone is going to either look like they're wearing a wedding dress or look like they're going to a funeral. I'm on Alexis's side.

Meanwhile in the Navy

TikTok already figured this out for us.

Europeans... explain yourselves.

Success in church can't be about attendance. #eyesonjesus #discernment #revival #church #churchmetrics

#IORnews New study from Prof. Jean-Philippe Theurillat’s Lab maps proteomic changes in prostate cancer progression, revealing overlooked drivers of aggressiveness. 🔗 Read the news: shorturl.at/wZWou

Married with Children Season Finale Promo Recorded May 21, 1995 on FOX/WPMT 43 in Philadelphia, PA #promotion #advertisement #TVshow #seasonfinale #MarriedwithChildren #FOX

Like water? Like in the toilet? Is he saying drugs is distributed via the sewers?

We asked @Rickybehavior what he loves most about working in the adult entertainment industry 🩵 He talks about the sense of community & like-minded connection, & how even though everyone is different, there is still a shared understanding that brings people together.

Tom Morello leads protest in singing this land is your land credits: @handsoffnyc

100 days ago, millions of Iranians rose up and took to the streets in protest against the totalitarian regime. In response, the regime massacred tens of thousands of innocent Iranians. humanrightsintl.com/2026/01/20/l... Video by Instagram user "teaandtahdig" #Iran‌ #IranRevolution2026‌ #FreeIran

The American people who didn’t vote or voted for #Trump helped create this situation. #Iran's innocent citizens are being killed. Trump is just chasing his war-related TV ratings for Fox News. How many deferments did Trump get so he wouldn’t have to go to Vietnam? A school just got bombed in #Dubai.

These are some of the laws of our state of #Minnesota regarding #ice. Please know all your rights. We love all our immigrants in our state, in #Minneapolis and #St.Paul. Everyone looks out for each other. If you need to go somewhere, use an Uber or Lyft. Please don’t go out alone. Travel in a group.

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#WNBA #SUN 😫....

Gluon Plasma can be HEARD👂🏼in Shuman Resonance Frequencies

It was the honor of my life to work for the farmers during my 17 years at @OrganicValley.bsky.social. Thank you to my friend Luke for a great conversation on Wisconsin's agriculture industry. #MissyForWI #OrganicValley

🚨 Russian economy horror stories. Some oil sanctions lifted — but it won’t save the collapsing Russian economy. In just 3 months of 2026, the Kremlin already reached the budget deficit planned for the whole year. Regional leaders blame Moscow for poverty, collapsing services, and empty budgets.

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Happy the International workers day! ⚒️

A goal for the record books 📚 Sofia Huerta is the first NWSL player to score in their 200th regular-season start! She’s scored in every single season since her rookie year in 2015.

A Gaza Flotilla activist says the Israelis took pleasure in beating her, and in sexually assaulting her and her friends. She continues, "They removed our clothes, endured us with cold weather and forced us to kneel on the ground with the head on the floor."

Referring to the infamous Mayo curse, Minister of State @alandillon.bsky.social tell's @aine-lawlor.bsky.social he 'wouldn't wish that on anyone'. #RTETWIP repeats at 11pm tonight on @rteone.rte.ie

I’ll leave this down here to find if want: [Zoomed] Capture- Part 1 of 2 Note: the shake in the voice, the shaking hands, the everything. It’s Truth. Anyone can see.

Help Feed Gaza Now - Our Distribution From November 8th, 2025

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Jungkook durante ‘Run BTS’ e pegando o drone 🔥

Calling Tucson locals! Join us on March 7 for a lecture on "Cultivating Ethnobotanical Knowledge Across Time and Space" with Drs. Alejandro de Ávila and Jacelle Ramon-Sauberan. This event is hosted by Tucson's Mission Garden and the APS. https://bit.ly/4aosrAQ

Finally getting gameplay footage! PlayStation State of Play coming June 2nd with more Wolverine info! #playstation #ps5 #stateofplay #playstation5

How did the invasive mustard get here? Well here’s your California history lesson! LAST of my invasive plant foraging hikes coming up on 4/4, 4/7, & 4/16. Link: www.eventbrite.com/e/1983730003... #california #biology #mustard #plants #tiktoklearningcampaign

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About yesterday: Starnberger See Loop mit 101 km und 553 hm als Vorbereitung für den anstehenden Taunus Express der ADAC Velotour im Rahmen von Eschborn-Frankfurt. #Cycling #Bike 🚴 #Cardio #CardioWorkout #WeiterImmerWeiter 💪 #StarnbergerSeeLoop #GranFondo 💯 #ADACVelotour2026 #TaunusExpress

Your brain has a 60 to 90 minute peak performance window. It's called an Ultradian cycle. Most people destroy it with tabs, notifications & context switching... then wonder why they can't think clearly. Block the window. Kill distractions. One task only. This is how deep work happens. Watch 👇

At #mcvegas26 asking attendees if they could go party on the Vegas Strip with any Magic Legend who would it be? #edh #mtg #mtgcommander #commander

Fact.

Mike Johnson

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Albanese unleashes on Angus Taylor’s uncosted policies & reminds he promised things would “get better” by knifing Sussan Ley in the back “The truth is they’re getting worse” Says No of Coalition MPs is shrinking “I suspect when we come back, that will decrease further”💥 #auspol

Collectibles & Videogames Part 280 Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver 1 Remaster (PlayStation 5, 2024) Grid Studio DualSense Controller Frame (202?) #fyp #POV #Gaming #Collectibles #GamingRoom #Sony #PlayStation #Aspyr #SoulReaver #GridStudio #Samsung #Divoom #Paladone

this operation demonstrates Ukraine’s growing integration of multi-domain unmanned systems. The 40th Marine Brigade’s use of Barracuda and and sea drones with FPV cameras shows precision targeting of enemy C2 (command-and-control) infrastructure and forward positions, degrading Russian situational

Asia Network to End FGM/C Member and Co-Founder of End FGC Singapore, Saza Faradilla uses spoken word to reclaim her body and voice after experiencing Female Genital Cutting as a child. Watch her powerful video as part of our #16Days2025 campaign. #16Days #EndFGMCAsia #UNiTE #16DaysofActivism

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🚀 Skillmaker is taking the stage at GSV Cup 50 Demo Day (ASU+GSV)! There’s a lot of opportunity ahead, and we can’t wait to share what we’re building in workforce training. In San Diego? Come join us 👀 🔗 https://asugsvsummit.com/schedule/gsv-cup-50-3 #Skillmaker #ASUGSV #FutureOfWork

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Its the final week of our 2nd Special, 'Winter Warmer 🥶' and a super Saturday of football across Europe's big 5 leagues. There are 24 fixtures live for our traders to get their teeth into. We've pulled out 5 players who we think will go well today.

🚸 Kids are back in school next week — let’s keep them Safe and Sound. 🚓 More SFPD traffic enforcement will be happening around schools. 🛑 Slow down. Drive safe. Protect our students. #BackToSchool #SFUSD #SafeAndSound #DriveSafe #PedestrianSafety

Bake tender, tangy sourdough cheese scones with our premium starter. Perfectly flaky, packed with cheddar. Get the recipe & your starter on Etsy today! #breadmaking #baking #organic #focaccia #easyrecipe #authentic #boule #fermentation #healthybaking #artisan #sourdoughbread #baker #homemade #natur

Mario, Spider Man, The Flash and more make appearances on the streets of Paris celebrating PSG’s back to back UCL win

When Keir Starmer points out that net migration reached a million under the Conservatives Kemi Badenoch mouths something. What is she saying?

🚨Breaking News Update #EpsteinFiles

⭕ Les forces d’occupation #Israéliennes enlèvent un #Palestinien dans le camp de réfugiés #d’Al-Fawwar, au sud #d’Hébron. #Quds-News-Network

IG phyllishyman One of Philly’s finest has passed on The pioneer of Philly soul and jazz-fusion, musician, producer, and synthesizer master, Mr. Dexter Wansel Not only did he produce, arrange and co-write Living All Alone for Phyllis, but he was also the genius who urged her to whistle on the track

@icookfood2023.bsky.social Happy Celebrate YOU & All Your Wonderful Birthday 🎉🥳🧁🍾🎊 many hugs. wishing you good food, tunes, fellowship, & celebration 💜🫂🫶 we luv you, Sir

FIREBALLL! 🔥 #Neurodivergent #ADHD