This was my public school teacher mom's favorite teacher joke on The Simpsons when I was a kid.

Hey @ckshowalter.bsky.social check this out

Shout out to all the women out there still trying to compel our government to include us in the sequel.

Here's the video. This woman genuinely believes chemotherapy would harm her child and that he can be healed from Leukemia without it.

baseball discourse on bluesky dot app today

America's biggest cultural exports somehow became the songs "Sweet Caroline" and "Take Me Home, Country Roads"

Honestly more teachers need to be giving that 4.5 GPA talk

Someone get that girl an OSHA internship

Apparently this is a trend happening at baseball games now?

Congrats Gen Z you now know what it was like to dance in the club to Lady Gaga's first ever single in 2008 as the global economy teetered on the precipice of collapse.

This Mental Health Awareness Month, we're reminded that support systems are public health. Here, Dr. LaVeist links homelessness to unmet mental health needs and the gap in systems that provide care and recovery support. #Partners4HE

I’ve mostly turned away from CNN but my ears perked up when Scott Jennings was being read the riot act by Leigh McGowan, of which he so richly deserved. Put every single motherf🌸🌸ker on blast. I do not give a flying f🌸ck who’s in those files. Burn the whole goddamned system down. #Pinks #ProudBlue

Roadhouse Simulator - Prologue - Experience the uncle’s story before the events of Roadhouse Simulator. Creator: https://keymailer.co/RoadHouseSimulatorPrologue Press: https://game.press/RoadHouseSimulatorPrologue #DRAGOEntertainment #RoadHouseSimulatorPrologue

In this special episode, we examine the US mainstream media in Trump’s second term - as ownership concentrates in the hands of a small group of billionaires, putting journalism itself at risk, and as the White House aggressively reshapes its relationship with the press. Watch ▶️ youtu.be/dCL553JcYuk

The B2i Digital team is pleased to announce Metals One plc (OTCQB: MTOPF | LSE: MET1) is participating in the Precious Metals & Critical Minerals Hybrid Conference For more details: b2idigital.com/otc-market-p... B2i Digital is not a broker-dealer or investment adviser.

🧘‍♀️ Unlock Your Power with simple Mudras! ✨🕉️ These sacred hand gestures can help reduce stress, sharpen focus, and elevate your energy. Your hands hold more power than you think. 🙌 Which one will you try first? 👇 Tap SAVE to keep it handy! #Mudras #SpiritualAwakening #EnergyHealing #wolink #ZodiacPair

📍 Ganz nah, egal woher ihr kommt! Keine Lust auf lange Wege? Müsst ihr auch nicht! Unsere Lage ist unschlagbar: 🏙️ Stuttgart & Esslingen – direkt um die Ecke. 🏡 Ostfildern – in direkter Nachbarschaft. ✈️ Flughafen & Messe – nur einen Katzensprung entfernt. #relax #selfcare #beauty #massage #viral

ARE YOU SERIOUSLY SERIOUS BESSENT. SO YOU THINK THAT WHAT SOMEONE HAS BEEN THROUGH THAT GIVES THEM THE RIGHT TO WISH DEATH UPON ANY HUMAN IN THIS WORLD. YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF 💩. WHEN YOU DO WRONG AND GET CAUGHT YOU DONT BLAME EVERYBODY ELSE FOR THE PROBLEMS YOU CAUSED. YOU DID THIS TO YOUR FAMILY

My thoughts on the recent shooting at the Mosque in San Diego, and what i'm doing about it.

From this morning: - Given Serbian subservient closeness to the Kremlin and Trump’s close ties with Putin, full sanctions on 🇷🇸 NIS will be delayed further. - The Kremlin keeps a tight grip on a large percentage of pro-government and so-called “independent” media in Serbia. Insert 👇

1/3 A rare meaningful debate on Serbian TV with Boško Jakšić and Darko Obradović: - A Belgian court recently ruled that the 🇧🇪 state failed to take necessary measures to prevent the risk of genocide in Gaza - Serbia remains among the few countries that still “proudly” export weapons to Israel 👇

Everything is a lot- tattoos help #breathe #tattoos #pov

At C3CONVERGE 2025, Chancellor Sonya Christian and GO-Serve Director Josh Fryday shared how #CollegeCorps fellows stepped up from keeping food banks running during the pandemic to supporting fire recovery efforts this year. 💪🏽🧡 Learn more at CAServiceCorps.com

How I feel about libraries! ❤️ 🫶🏾🙏🏽

She be cracking me up 😅🤣😅🤣

What a relay! 👏

In the United States, lives are lost after a family dispute. #News #BreakingNews #ForYou #Learn #SawItOnNewsidly

“I Think I Need to Step Out” RFK Jr Walks Out Mid-Hearing Exchange

Christopher Ambrose told a federal court he’s too broke to pay $405. He’s living in a $3,750/month beachfront property and pulls TV royalties. Judge Sarala Nagala just gave him 9 days to prove poverty—or lose everything. #PerjuryWatch #FederalCourt https://loom.ly/2KKqgDQ

Scientists Discover Tiny Blue Octopus For daily global news videos, please visit Ranked.News/videos

Havertz scores (Saka assist) #Arsenal #COYG #AFC #Gunners #EPL #PremierLeague #ARSBUR

🌴Good Day Passed Aways🌴 So unfortunately tonight we will not be doing Halo. I care more about the health of my friend than content. So, I will be doing a solo stream tonight and I want YOU to help me decide 🫵💀 Making Thumbnails? KOTOR? Warframe? Solo Ready or Not? What do you think?

🟠 SPORT IN TV La 19esima tappa del Giro d’Italia. Al Roland Garros parte il terzo turno. Proseguono gli Europei di ginnastica ritmica. Al Mugello inizia il week end della MotoGP e nel basket si gioca gara-1 del Playoff Scudetto

#cf97 goal of the day for March 7, 2026: May 18, 2022 - MLS New York Red Bulls 3-3 Chicago Fire - Xherdan Shaqiri 89'

Happy Heavenly Birthday Malcolm X also know as el-Hajj Malik el-Shabazz "A ballot is like a bullet. You don’t throw your ballots until you see a target, and if that target is not within your reach, keep your ballot in your pocket."  - Malcolm X #malcolmx

Had to rewatch it because I wanted to feel that feeling again. That lefty Rainmaker counter…🤩 #AEWDoubleOrNothing #AEWDoN

Nagoya Railway Station, Japan #Japan #Nippon

We love hearing about your vacations 💙 From first bookings to repeat sailings - your stories mean a lot to us. #nonrev #aviation #PERXDeals

🌐SESAR Solution “Initial collaborative network operations plan (NOP)” extends the scope of the #EUROCONTROL Network Operations Plan platform thanks to use of System-Wide Information Management & cyber secure B2C tools. ➡️ www.sesar.eu/network-operations-plan @sesardm.bsky.social #SESARJU

I’m here in West Palm Beach, Florida with @oversightdemocrats.bsky.social to hear from and to give a platform to survivors of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell. We are deeply grateful for their bravery and willingness to keep speaking out.

Audi R8 LMS beim DTM-Reifentest, obwohl Audi 2026 nicht einsteigt? 🤔 Audi meint, kein Kunde sei eingeschrieben. Doch was, wenn Seyffahrt sich rührt? Die Tür ist einen Spalt offen! 🚪🏁 Was denkt ihr, sehen wir ein Comeback? #DTM #Audi #AudiR8LMS #MotorsportNews

Take a look inside one of the nation's largest primate rescue operations in the new short documentary film SANCTUARY FOUND. EarthShare Nonprofit Partner @bornfreeusa.bsky.social has run this lifelong primate home for 4+ decades to care for these amazing creatures: youtube.com/watch?v=-HlH56F4Q2g

"Gott hat die FDP vielleicht nur erschaffen um uns zu prüfen."

𝗣𝗢𝗦𝗧 𝗡𝗢𝗪 -𝟭 19/5/202602:07 PM

The new Shaw HDPVR by Motorola (2014?)

Early voting starts today! If you vote early for me, take a picture and tag us so we can share it.

In case, the #GreaterIsrael project, based in the #Talmud and misinterpretation of the #Torah such, are still unknown variables, regarding the future dictatorship, called the #PaxJudaica and its #NoahideLaws, we have a very vivid and graphical example of how modern #Israel will treat all of mankind:

Jillian Segal can’t explain any services provided by co of ScoMo’s fmr sec Yaron Finkelstein who she contracted without tender. Says it’s an “advisory contract” Pocock “$200k for ad-hoc advice?" Segal “I didn’t say that" Then what’s the $200k for? Peak integrity.🙄 #auspol

#Bears Friday injury report: RB D’Andre Swift didn’t practice (personal) and is questionable to play against the #Giants. TE Durham Smythe is also questionable. OUT: CB Josh Blackwell, LB T.J. Edwards, DE Dominique Robinson. Moore, Odunze, Byard, Kmet, Monangaiall FULL.

✨ Easy Infused Appetizer Recipe: Puff Puff Pastry! Peter Piper’s Peperonata + tangy goat cheese baked in puff pastry = the ultimate party bite. 📖 Peperonata recipe —-> amzn.to/3VPO7yW 📺 Live edible cooking shows every Saturday 1:20 PM PT on YouTube & Twitch #ediblesclub #kitchensesh #htew

Amgen/UCB: Romosozumab aprobado para su comercialización por la NMPA en China 📩 info@dengyuemed.com 🔗https://dengyuepharma.com #Romosozumab #Osteoporosis #Postmenopáusica #NMPA #Amgen #UCB #Biológicos #SaludÓsea #AprobaciónRegulatoria

I like listening to some Black Moon #BeneathABlueMoon

First raffle Tickets are 1 for $5 or 3 for $10

When I forget I was cursed with instant testicular torsion after vocalizing numbers of memetic significance

There's no humility from these people, is there?

Ebola. A global health emergency. Active screening at U.S. airports. What should Americans actually know? Facts over fear. @drhaydeebrown.bsky.social @sonyasloanmd.bsky.social @meidastouch.com #Ebola

🇺🇦❗️Kyiv residents are already preparing to sleep in the subway Monitoring channels write that up to 7 Tu-95MS planes are ready for departure. There is also a threat of using Tu-22M3 planes. In addition, there is threat of launch of "Kalibrs". + It is possible to involve MiG-31K planes.

I was able to get my ball 🏀 finally up. We collect art 🖼️ in a variety of ways that speak to us from paintings to photography and everything in between that catches our eye. Getting more of it put up this year. This is a Kehinde Wiley ball 🏀 #ArtVibes

📺 Cristopher Sánchez contra los Padres.

Internet vs Reality #homegym #garagegym #gymhumor