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This was my public school teacher mom's favorite teacher joke on The Simpsons when I was a kid.

The ocean roll at the Sparrow Bakery is fire though

TikTok already figured this out for us.

Real talk though, David, black and white are terrible wedding theme colors. Everyone is going to either look like they're wearing a wedding dress or look like they're going to a funeral. I'm on Alexis's side.

Europeans... explain yourselves.

America's biggest cultural exports somehow became the songs "Sweet Caroline" and "Take Me Home, Country Roads"

Honestly more teachers need to be giving that 4.5 GPA talk

Okay so I'm not the only one

I think they should make reenactors use period-appropriate toilets. Let's do some immersive education experience for real.

This Mental Health Awareness Month, we're reminded that support systems are public health. Here, Dr. LaVeist links homelessness to unmet mental health needs and the gap in systems that provide care and recovery support. #Partners4HE

Xi has sent a very clear warning to Putin: during today's banquet dinner, the band played Swan Lake. State media did not note whether the bunker midget started choking on his Peking Duck when the music started. 🦢🦢🦢🦢

ICYMI, the Utah State Legislature’s powerful Executive Appropriations Committee has voted to approve a shift in funding on homelessness, that moves away from the “mega-shelter:” www.fox13now.com/news/politic... #utpol #Utah

Karma in Moskau...

'As a tennis player, I would like to thank the thousands of independent physiotherapists, support workers and students working in local gyms, on the high street, in professional sports facilities and at matches at weekends.' 👏 Thank you Rachel Taylor MP for your support!

😟 If you are feeling down and #SAD, take up #ZYDECO #DANCING. That will fix you up and put some pep in your step, and make you happy again. **ZYDECO MUSIC & DANCE - TRY THEM - ENJOY THEM #MUSIC FUN #FUN DANCING GOOD SATURDAY #Saturday #SaturdayVibes #SaturdayMorning #Caturday #SaturdayMotivation

🍼BABY DEMO🍼 Hiya! I’m Jonna-Lynn Alonso, a Filipino-Spanish American VOICE ACTOR, VOICE DIRECTOR, CASTING DIRECTOR, & SINGER for games, animation, ADR/dubbing, & more! ✨Short, Sweet, Silly!✨ 🌐 jonnalynnalonso.com 📧 contact@jonnalynnalonso.com 📱@jonnalynnalonso Full demos 🧵!

The WMA delivered a statement at #WHOEB158 calling for urgent action to implement the Political Declaration on NCDs through strong, person-centred health systems, investment in the health workforce, and inclusion of NCDs & mental health in UHC: https://ow.ly/IzYq50Y80oP

Christmas Eve de Kendall :3 🎵 Video completo: youtu.be/5ZTjR_Q8ldQ #christmaseve #blueshift #kendallhennessy #indie #music

Every Step Counts! These are the images that bring me hope every time they appear in my feed. I wanted to thank you all for your contribution to the America that we all deserve to live in. You're making an impact. Don't falter. #Pinks #BlueCrew #YouMatter #50501Movement #Indivisible #GrowWithMe

OLIVIA DUNNE ...SPORT SUPER STAR becomes a Sports Illustrated veteran Olivia Dunne continues to grow her presence in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition, returning for her fourth year MARCA NEWS / WOW MEDIA CHANNEL Updated 13/05/2026 - 13:41CDT

#MichelleObama Serving That Miranda Priestly Vibe... #ThatsAll #AndEmily #PleaseBoreSomeoneElseWithYourQuestions

The FDA vaccine head, like his boss, always overstates the risks of vaccines or issues provocative headlines without providing actual evidence. They did the same thing again over the weekend. We focus on the actual truth @msnowreports.bsky.social

TALK TO THE PEOPLE MAKING THE PLAN. Even if you are aware and highly involved with the work of the Universal Health Plan Governance Board, the process is long, involved, and confusing. Oregon is on track to be the first state to transition to a universal healthcare system, and the time is now.

it's the least I can do. Please, leave them a ❤️ so more kind people will see this and maybe someone will donate to help the babies. If you're willing to help the babies, you can donate via:GoFundMe link below ⬇️ gofund.me/749c11feb Thank you all for your prayers, love and support!

In the United States, lives are lost after a family dispute. #News #BreakingNews #ForYou #Learn #SawItOnNewsidly

#holocaust #palestine #genocide #fyp #usa #america #sudan #congo #humanity

Precious family . 😍

TEXAS TECH 3-RUN HOMER OVER FLORIDA 😱 The Red Raiders are on an absolute heater right now 🔥 Original post

Liverpool vs Brighton fa cup #lfc #liverpool #lfcwomen #facup

20.05.2026 'Uzbekistan 🇺🇿 Torrential floods swept through the 'Yakkabag' area and several mountainous regions in the Kashkadarya province of Uzbekistan, following heavy thunderstorms, as circulating clips showed a violent flow of water quickly sweeping across roads and towns.' Arab_Storms [x]

The last sapient coders in an AI-pocalypse use the embers to stencil hex-code epigrams to each other. From Neofeud 2 my 90s-style #retrogame! NF1: store.steampowered.com/app/673850/N... #indiedev #indiegames #cyberpunk #steamdeck #RETROGAMING #art #artist #scifiart #noai

Passion and emotion from @rozsavagemp.bsky.social on our new episode out today. Can her Climate & Nature Bill deliver desperately needed progress on the climate, nature and biodiversity crises? Lord Deben completes the stellar cast on this episode. 🌍💧🌱 🎧➡️ bit.ly/PP_climate_nature

Num dá, véi, vou ter que passar a madrugada em claro pra aproveitar esses últimos momentos de Tchamilena. #bbb26

Just in on NBA Today -- the Bucks and Giannis are in disagreement about his future, again:

How worried am I about Trump starting military action in Cuba? Deeply. The analog is Putin — looking for a distraction when things go badly at home. Trump is already teasing it through people close to him. Watch full video here: substack.com/@thekenharba...

Illinois is the best state in the nation when it comes to building a quantum ecosystem — from our universities and workforce to the future of the Illinois Quantum and Microelectronics Park. Big things are happening here, so stay tuned.

http://cat.world/ RIONS UN PEU Les Traqueurs de Chair à Canon du #TCC ont #eu la très mauvaise idée de vouloir kidnapper un mobilisable pour l'envoyer sur le front... Ces criminels ont eu droit à un comité d'accueil en bonne et due forme.

Neera Tanden on the FCC's review of ABC's broadcast license: Last year, Disney lost streamers because they caved to the Trump administration, and all the American people are asking for is these businesses to stand up for the First Amendment.

Trump’s sons signed a weapons deal with the Air Force during a war Congress never authorized. Amazon paid $40 million for a Melania documentary, then won a $581 million no-bid Pentagon contract. The corruption is not hidden anymore. It is the business model. November cannot come fast enough.

We should not allow people to gamble on war or on human lives. Full stop.

Backs against the wall, the Spurs delivered. Victor Wembanyama bounced back with 28 points as San Antonio crushed Oklahoma City 118-91 in Game 6 to force a winner-take-all Game 7 in the Western Conference finals. bit.ly/3RBygoY

Have you ever had leaky pipes? VANA did on her tour RV... #vana #digitaltourbus #businvaders #tourlife #metalcore

Virtual Wards in St Vincent’s Hospital opened July 2024 over 1.6K patients supported. Since Q2 2024, 3k+ patients supported nationally. 📹 Watch this short video to hear the staff & patient perspective on how Virtual Wards support care in a home environment. More info▶️ bit.ly/4cMry6f #DigitalForCare

Trump commuting the sentence of Diddy

‼️: Terra Twin's new single 'Big Fist' is out on May 12th! Charlie and Lloyd Owen star in the video! #CharlieVickers #TerraTwin

The culvert entrance, the narrow gaps, and we ask the simplest question. Why would a child choose to squeeze into that space at all? #Inquest #NoahDonohoe #CaseAnalysis #Questions #JusticeForNoah

Great news to begin this new week! Planet of Lana is Game of the Day #OnTheAppStore! You can join Lana and Mui on their first adventure right now! bit.ly/PoL-iOS

Cada escenario de Pragmata tiene una impresionante entrada panorámica... ¿Que tal esta primera? #Videojuegos #Pragmata #Switch2 #Capcom

Dubai is expanding the use of robots on its front lines, deploying automated machines to fight fires and patrol public spaces as part of a wider push to integrate artificial intelligence into emergency services - www.firemiddleeastmag.com/dubais-fire-... #tech #technews

The Vice President was there, no one showed up!

Tant de bo duri; l'aniria a veure demà quan surti de la feina però tinc por d'arribar-hi i que ja l'hagin deatrossat.

Drew Allar footwork and mechanics under center.

Amgen/UCB: Romosozumab aprobado para su comercialización por la NMPA en China 📩 info@dengyuemed.com 🔗https://dengyuepharma.com #Romosozumab #Osteoporosis #Postmenopáusica #NMPA #Amgen #UCB #Biológicos #SaludÓsea #AprobaciónRegulatoria

Here's what's coming up tonight on WKOW!

Turin is SO hype for #WWEClash in Italy!! 🇮🇹 Catch the FIRST HOUR of #WWEClash in Italy LIVE on ESPN!!

Our #FreeWebinarWednesday programme for January – June 2026 is live! Find out more about the free webinars, what’s coming up and how to register in the CALL Blog: https://bit.ly/44k6Ozz

Again, my Don Diva Magazine cover stories are available at the link: online.fliphtml5.com/vvcea/dlsg/ #truecrime

Seriously

Internet vs Reality #homegym #garagegym #gymhumor