Lisandra Vazquez
@lisandravcomedy
Actual footage of #pambondi at the Pearly Gates with Jesus. With icon @mrwilliamsprek.bsky.social
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It’s almost like there *is* a way to get things done quickly? Feels like it rhymes with craysism. Lmk?
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