Hoodlum 🇺🇸

Uncomfortably dumb. Many people don’t know it has a b in it.

Trump: “If I did meet with the new Ayatollah, I would be honored to meet him.” Reporter: “Do you think that because Operation Epic Fury killed his father, his wife, and his child, he might have some hard feelings?” Courtesy of @acyn.bsky.social

What hair?

“I don’t care about Americans’ finances or my poll numbers, as long as I have Milli Vanilli at my birthday bash.” - Senile Satan

“Our government is desecrating its role in society by entertaining people with sports. Government is supposed to protect and serve the people. Our tax dollars and resources are funding this operation. The government is supposed to protect us, not entertain us.” Bryce Mitchell (on the card, for now)

Remember when Rudy was killed in the supermarket?

TMZ obtained video where Anna Paulina Mayerhofer (she changed her name to Anna Paulina Luna when she ran for office) claims she was assaulted by a member of Code Pink. She’s giving Rudy Giuliani and Nancy Mace a run for their money. www.tmz.com/2026/06/03/a...

SOON ….

In 2024, Bill Pulte, the acting Director of National Intelligence received a trophy declaring he “fu¢ks only the young” at a bizarre event focused on dildos. He organized this to promote his conspiracy theory that Bed Bath & Beyond never actually went bankrupt. Only the best people, amirite?

Trump again claiming that the FBI was behind J6. “The FBI said, Go in, Go in!” Fact: Donald Trump appointed Christopher Wray to lead the FBI after firing James Comey in 2017. He just continues the same lies. video courtesy of @atrupar.com

Ted Lieu: “Instead of North Korea-style cabinet meetings where everyone kisses Trump’s ass, come clean. There’s something wrong with Trump. He keeps going to the hospital and getting cognitive tests. We haven’t seen him in eight days.” courtesy of @acyn.bsky.social

There is a bust of Bari Weiss at the University of Austin, which she helped found in 2021. 🥴

There’s a very good chance that this is Roseanne’s daughter. Video courtesy @thegoodliars.bsky.social

Trump: “Many don’t know this, but the Eiffel Tower was supposed to be torn down after the 1889 World’s Fair. Then they said, ‘We sort of like it.’ We're building something in front of the White House. It's gonna have the big UFC fight. And I'm looking at it, and maybe we'll never take it down."

Richard Gere on Trump: “We’re living in the darkest moment that I’ve experienced on this planet. Whoever thought America could turn like this? Whoever thought that a maniac like this would become president and dismantle all the good things?”

“If I’m hated there, I’m hated everywhere.”

“If we could run our country the way I've run my company, we would have a country that you would be so proud of." — Donald Trump Trump Plaza Hotel and Casino in Atlantic City 👇

Aretha Franklin was a surprise guest performer at the Kennedy Center Honors tribute to Carole King, who co-wrote Natural Woman. Aretha noted in a Vogue interview, “Carole didn’t know I was going to be there at all. That’s one reason she was so excited.” Sorry, edited for format.

When you lose Milli or Vanilli, it’s time to call in Kid Rock. video courtesy of @acyn.bsky.social

Are they going after Medicaid, Medicare and Social Security next?

One of the greatest Kennedy Center Honors performances ever: Ann and Nancy Wilson of Heart, Jason Bonham on drums, and Shane Fontayne on electric guitar. It moved Robert Plant to tears as he watched alongside Jimmy Page and John Paul Jones. (Edited for format)

MTG in her natural habitat.

Remember when there were real concerts at the Kennedy Center? Rufus Wainwright led a singalong of Piano Man, joined onstage by Garth Brooks and Don Henley.

Hey, want to buy a Rump watch?

It’s just stunning. The White House trailer park.

Trump’s spiritual advisor, Paula White, has agreed to perform songs and exorcisms at his America’s Fyre Festival 250. Her demands are that he doesn’t try to grab her cat and a few bags of cash.

A bear was caught red-handed breaking into a parked U-Haul van in North Carolina and making off with a bag in its mouth. abcnews.com/video/133461...

New headliner for Trump’s America 250 Frye Festival. Here’s Vladdy.

Not the Steve Miller Band we wanted. I did Nazi this coming.

This should be posted everywhere until the midterms and then some.

Collins: “Do you think that there should be height and weight restrictions on which members of the military can come?” Jennings: “I asked the white house is this true? And I was told: fake news.” Collins: “There is literally a memo.” Courtesy of @acyn.bsky.social

“If President Trump has put a height-weight-body-ratio rule in place, how the hell am I getting into the cage fight?” — Steven Cheung

Trump is canceling a series of concerts commemorating the country’s 250th anniversary after a slew of artists dropped out and is giving a speech instead. www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...

Nancy Mace: “I will not be snubbed by Donald Trump. I’m his number one fan.”

Jimmy Kimmel infiltrates Trump’s cabinet meeting to help heap praise on him and his work with extraterrestrials, or however that word's pronounced.

Lara Lea Trump: “Now that everyone is canceling their musical performances, this is my time to shine. And I won’t back down.”

We are the laughingstock of the world. Everything is a distraction.

Peter Thiel relocated his family to Argentina, enrolled his children in school there, and bought property in an attempt to avoid the Antichrist he helped get elected. After rumors surfaced that Trump wanted to “drill, baby, drill” for oil on his forehead. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/28/w...

If you’re keeping track at home, six are out and three are left. Who will survive?

Mason County, WV voted +82 for Trump, and the FEMA guy has teleported to a Waffle House.

Bruce Springsteen, Foo Fighters, and Dave Matthews, will headline the star-studded protest festival “Power to the People,” on Oct. 3 at Merriweather Post Pavilion in Columbia, Maryland. Proceeds from all ticket sales will benefit the organizations VoteRiders and HeadCount.

When Fox is admitting it ….

Elect a clown, expect a circus. And boy, did we get one.

Young MC and Morris Day and The Time are out. How many more will drop out?

“The fake news keeps repeating their BS that my dad didn’t show up at my wedding. Well, here’s proof he did.” — Con Junior