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I put lipstick on my head to makeup my mind. #jokesky#comedy#funny#humor

Dark jokes #jokesky#comedy#funny#jokes

A humorous true story about trying to take a break from dating and flirting. #adultjokes#comedy#sexjokes#jokesky#truestory

As I always say ,auto correct should be called auto correct. Turning a hilarious screenshot into a meme #meme#funny#autocorrect#typos#jokes#comedy

Peter pan jokes #peterpan#comedy#dadjokes

Unhinged and savage jokes 😈lmao funny and badass #unhingedjokes#darkhumor#comedy#jokesky

Jokes about flowers for all of my bluesky buds 😆 #flowerjokes#flowers#comedy#jokesky#dadjokes

More jokes ! #jokesky #funny#comedy#jokes

How does being misgenered make you feel ? Anonymous survey ? There aren't any captions on this video because tiktok kept crashing and I was feed up.I would edit it over and over again and it would tell me that it could upload the video #pridemonth#trans#survey

Posted 20 hrs ago "_paperplanet_: A call has the power to save a life & this is especially true for queer #kids. Trump cut that line, then erased every mention of #trans and #queer people from 360 #government records. Through this hotline trained counselors, picked up the phone..." Thread 2 👇

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CJ McCollum on Jonathan Kuminga: “He has championship DNA coming from the Warriors. The athleticism is off the charts. He’s got a mid-range. He knows how to post up, screen, and defensively, he can guard 1-5. He was in a not so great situation and now he's found a happy home.”

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‼️NEW VIDEO we obtained shows eerie moments before a shooter walked into Pauls Valley High School with a gun, later shooting Principal Kirk Moore when confronted. Watch as the suspect pulls out the weapon, then retreats behind a tree before following someone else inside. #oklahoma

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I didn’t know there was a whole house in there 😂 TT: @naturefoundry

What can the non-profit world learn from the for-profit sector? @directrelief.org CEO Amy Weaver explains that the two worlds have a surprising amount of overlap, and reveals what the for-profit sector can learn from the non-profit one. #deveximpacthouse #nonprofit #forprofit

The war will end. Someday. But by then, Kiev will lie in ruins. As will the rest of Ukraine.

Holocaust?! Zionist packt aus über Holocaust 6 Millionen? #realtalk #deutschland #wahrheit #menschlichkeit #gerechtigkeit

For us Arsenal fans… #arsenal #thearsenal #afc

Social Democrat candidate Daniel Ennis says he is “delighted and overwhelmed” after arriving at the RDS having topped the poll in Dublin Central, according to tallies. #VMNews

That's block E L E V E N ! ! ! It creates a transition opportunity for the Spurs and forces a Timberwolves timeout. #NBASky #SkyHoops #NBAPlayoffs

Georgian Dream MPs and high-ranking officials appeared at the April 9 Memorial, where they were met with protest chants. #GeorgiaProtests

This indie developer is making a gameboy era turn based RPG that looks on point! It's called TORR, will you play this? tohomoko.carrd.co

She did it again

Not quite Bafana Bafana level on the ball 😅⚽️ But the hydration? Now that’s national team quality 🔥 Back the nation with the NEW @bafanabafanaofficial Endurade 🇿🇦 #BafanaBafana #Worldcup2026 #Bafana #electrolytefuel

Leader of Reform on Bradford Council has 'empathy' for now ex-Reform councillor Daniel Devaney who called Muslims 'pure scum'. Where is his empathy for Muslims in Bradford who were the target of Devaney's racist rants? Reform siding with the racist, not the victims of racism.

Blatant opossum on raccoon violence continues. This wouldn’t have have if they had a ballroom.

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Pro ty, komu originál utekl.

*slams laptop shut until Tuesday*

This is not a lack of “discipline”. It’s a complete lack of morality and decency. Fuck you, @theunitednations.bsky.social @ec.europa.eu and every complicit government who enables this savagery. Your silence and inaction only serves to empower the desecration of humanity. #StopArmingIsrael #BDS

⛔ #HISTORY.. YOU SHOULD READ IT‼️ 👁️ A transnational #Jewish-Italian mob network centered on #MeyerLansky and #SantoTrafficante ran #Cuba as a privatized extraction arm of #US empire: gämbling, läundering, narcötics, prostitutiön, political bribery..

I looked around to find a free alternative to mantis for unity decimation and found this: ramtype0.github.io/Meshia.MeshS... It's not AS good as Mantis but it is free and can do the job, Kumalys base mesh was already pretty low (20k) so I couldn't really decimate it down more than 2k polys o/

Tyre under heavy Israeli bombardment, with multiple waves of strikes hammering targets across southern Lebanon🇵🇸😢🇱🇧

Sounds crazy when you say it out loud, eh?.... #Politics

🥴 Y’all help elect a dude that can’t hold his 💩. But, white power😒

Dit WK voetbal 2026 wordt misschien wel een beetje de Trump-show. Journalist en Amerikakenner Twan Huys vraagt aan hoofdredacteur NOS Sport Xander van der Wulp hoe de NOS hier mee om gaat. #pauwendewit

Join us for our last CAN I KICK IT? of 2025 @songbyrddc and this year we’re bringing you THE LONG KISS GOODNIGHT, starring Geena Davis and Samuel L Jackson *Live soundtrack by @dj2tonejones 📍 Songbyrd — DC 📆 Tues, Dec 23 🕖 Doors: 7 PM | 🎬 Movie: 7:30 PM 💸 FREE Info: tinyurl.com/yvpydydu

Potential Spoilers for Blue Prince if you look too closely! What a game! I need to jump back in and luckily I still have my "Grail Diary" notes to hand :D Kudos to all involved in creating it. #BluePrince #IndieGame #IndieGameDev

Born on this day in 1915 was actor and director, Harry Morgan. Harry had a career that spanned six decades. He is best known for his roles as Officer Bill Gannon on Dragnet (1967–1970) and Colonel Sherman T. Potter in M*A*S*H (1975–1983).. #OnThisDay #botd

TREINEN ALERT

#4months since #IranMassacre January 8th Viva Freedom (Zende baad Azaadi) Viva Iran (Zende baad Iran)

Sloviansk, Ukraine 💔 The russians struck Sloviansk with a 1.5-ton aerial bomb at 5:00 a.m. today.

Die österreichische Denkweise oder über die Stellung slawischer Sprachen in Österreich: Wo sparen, wenn nicht bei der Slawistik!? Ein Wahnsinn eigentlich, abgesehen davon, dass es 5 und nicht 6 Institute sind. Enttäuschend, da ich Armin Wolf sehr schätze.

🚨Breaking NEWS! We can't go 5 min w/o a "breaking story." The #news used to be NEWS. Today, everyone's a journalist. The fight to remain relevant online & be the 1ST to break a story has created Noise. Who's listening anymore? 🌐🏃🏻‍♀️ #runner #wellness 🎵 Breaking News-Jumbo

So basically she made a donation to the Trump Company because that's where that money is going anyway. That's y'all Queen tho....

Glad he made it back to bonnie Scotland in one piece 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

📢 Registrations for the #EUGreenWeek 2026 are open! On 3-4 June join policymakers, investors, farmers and civil society in 🇧🇪 Brussels to learn how a nature-positive economy is crucial for 🇪🇺 prosperity, resilience and competitiveness. Register NOW 👉 link.europa.eu/khRPKB

A 5-year-old begged ICE not to take his father. “Papá, no.” Juan Bonilla Lagos has now spent seven months in ICE custody. 🚨 His family says he has attempted suicide three times. ICE does not just detain people. It leaves families trying to survive the break.

Kyle charging Amanda 3 year’s worth of rent #IntheCity

November is crucial! The primary shapes candidates’ futures. 🗳️ Register by June 22nd to make your vote count in this first round—your voice matters! #Vote2026 #YourVoteMatters

🏙️ Whether you #ZYDECO #DANCE at home, in the park, in the clubs, or even in the streets ... **ZYDECO MUSIC & DANCE - TRY THEM - ENJOY THEM** #MUSIC FUN #FUN DANCING #DANCING GOOD MONDAY #MondayMotivation #MondayMood #MondayFunday #MusicMonday #MondayVibes #MemoryMonday #MondayMorning Spurs Zendaya

Image and video created on the #dreamface app #aiart #aiartcommunity #aiartwork #aiartist

Was ich an dieser Stelle der Nordreportage mag? Sie adressiert die Probleme, die Autos uns seit Jahrzehnten mit immer mehr Wucht in unserem Alltag schaffen. Dennoch ist die tägliche Debatte eher von EscooterBashing geprägt. Ich wünschte, wir alle, die unter der Autodominanz leiden, wären eine Lobby.

[Xavier Becerra’s speech 5/5] P. 9/9 SI SE PUEDE!!! 🇲🇽🦅 👏🏼🔥

Tavion just HURLED Dion Lennox! 😭 #WWENXT

CLOSE YOUR EYES... #AEWDynamite