Esta puta animación me parece tan satisfactoria, joder (y algo más (?))

He abierto Instagram y me he encontrado a mí mismo.

En serio, di lo que quieras del juego, pero los fans de Risky Boots hemos COMIDO CON ESTE JUEGO. QUE ESTA ANIMACIÓN LA HACE MIENTRAS TE PEGAS CON ELLA. CÓMO PUEDES SER TAN ALKSDJALKSJCFLAKJDSIJOL

QUE SI LA DEJO UN RATO AFK HABLA ABDHSLDJDJSLWKEJXKWLWNEIFLSKWKDKFKWKW

No, hoy no es mi día para jugar al Pokémon Champions, creo que vale por hoy.

Aura farming que dicen los jóvenes, ¿no?

Por alguna razón, cuando vi esta escena me empecé a descojonar yo solo, porque me recordó a Patricio.

Acabo de provocar un rage quit en el Champions y ojalá ver el tuit en el que se queje de "bugs" porque el ataque Sorpresa de su Sneasler no afectó a mi Tauros de Paldea.

DIOS MÍO, AL FIN TENGO LA PUTA PIEDRITA DE MEGA DELPHOX 😭😭😭😭😭 Gracias por la zorra, @bek.poke.social

Wolfey va a cenar bien este mes con el Champions xd

Great Valkyries defense, and Kayla Thornton takes it coast to coast. Golden State on a run. #WNBA

Turns out, if you put great racing drivers in mechanical grip based, equally matched race cars... fun things happen!

Update on beloved Hawaiian monk seal Kaiwi and her newborn pup on Kaimana Beach. 🦭 https://www.khon2.com/local-news/monk-seal-pup-kaimana/ 

Global Near-Surface Temperature April 11 to 26, 2026 • Calculated by sampling model fields at 2 meters (about 6 ft) above Earth’s surface. • Observations from ground stations, aircraft, balloons, and Earth observing satellites. 1/2 GEOS-FP by NASA GMAO NASA SVS Learn More: svs.gsfc.nasa.gov/5147/

Everything from NBA Las Vegas Summer League Night 8 #nba #basketball #nbasummerleague

Isn’t this puppy adorable? 🥰 Barbara will be euthanized #nycacc if I can’t get her a foster in NY NJ NH NE CT DE DC ME MD PA VA VT RI- DM ME ASAP if u can save this cutie! If not can u just take a millisecond 2repost her! Get her out of this MAGA run kill shelter?! Thanks! 🙏

Two decades of progress? 🌍 We convened an event with ADB at #HSR2024 to mark 20 years since the 2004 Mexico Ministerial Summit on Health Research. Speakers reflected on its legacy of equity-driven health systems research & the challenges ahead > ahpsr.who.int/newsroom/new...

Trump Taco Tuesday #Mariachi #Music #MusicSky #MusicChallenge #FuckTrump

Liber Limbia Vol. 839 Chapter 2: Goon sustain. www.podomatic.com/podcasts/lib... All shows are performed live just like a real radio show and all images are obviously AI. Please enjoy! #freeform #psychedelic #experimental #rock #noise #electronic #music

Warnung: Russland greift Internetrouter an https://www.t-online.de/nachrichten/deutschland/aussenpolitik/id_101202886/verfassungsschutz-warnt-russland-greift-bestimmte-internetrouter-an.html #Cyberwar #Russland #Internetrouter

🚀💥 Ukraine Russia War | Footage Showing Over a Dozen Kh-101 and Iskander-K Impacts in Kiev | RCF NSFW & Premium Content: https://patreon.com/RealCombatFootage Odysee: https://odysee.com/@RCF #RealCombatFootage #RCF #War #Military #WorldNews #BreakingNews #UkraineRussiaWar

As climate change intensifies, climate shocks are becoming more dangerous and more unpredictable. The world already knows what El Niño can do. The question now is whether we act early – or explain later why we didn’t.

2dayz;”👁️’m Jizz Say’n(ijs)!!” 🙋‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤔😮👀✊👊💪😂🎤🥲👌👍🙏🤞🎯✔️💯🙏 #life #iamstronger #fyp #imjustsaying #lemons

"That leaflet, that poster that you put up - it changes someone's mind." Only 1️⃣1️⃣ days until polling day. Only 1️⃣1️⃣ days to replace Labour & the Tories and to stop Reform. Watch @mothinali.bsky.social explain why we need you to sign up to help us make a fairer and greener #Bradford ⬇️

We are paying for the government’s blatant racism. The DoJ is wasting vast amounts of taxpayer dollars “investigating” reverse discrimination in medical schools, all over a very small differential on MCAT scores and GPA, which are obviously not the sole determinants of applicant success.

Jake Hager just debuted in some professional (very loose use of the term) slap league and invoked the name of Tony Khan. Bro it aint TKs fault a hat was more over than you, leave the man alone 😭 #AEW 🤼‍♂️

How to arrive in Japan #travel #japan #fyp #foryou #foryoupage #japanese #tiktokjapan #traveltiktok #asian #asia #anime #manga #FallAesthetic #lofi

Comment "I want 78" to get links to this podcast episode sent to your DMs Kids cooperate better when they feel connected first. Instead of calling out, get their attention, connect, then give the instruction. Give them autonomy within boundaries. #ParentingTips #Connection #GentleParenting

Your energy is affecting people more than your words. A calm presence can shift how others feel and respond instantly. 🎥 Full video — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6Zz7fbMcng

Here's one of these yokes. Second one I've seen tonight. Other was over Ballintemple. Absolute racket out of it even at ~150 feet. As if Musk hadn't already dumped enough trash higher up now we have this trash lower down & noisier.

On this week’s Fordham Law’s Bite-Sized Business Law Podcast, Fordham Law Prof. Amelia Martella ’07 welcomes Walker Newell to discuss the SEC’s big reset & its effects on investors. 🎧: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-public-markets-makeover-inside-the-secs-big/id1671246836?i=1000769601614

Reports are coming out that Zelensky’s forced recruitment gangs are demanding money not to be sent like this to die on the front line. 😡Ukrainians dont want to die for the EU.

Reporter: If you want $3 gas, you're going to have to wait 6 years. We will not get back down to that sub-$70 oil level until 2032.

Mm, she the devil She a bad lil' bitch, she a rebel

We have cell phone service and free WiFi. 📶 But if you need to get away and disconnect, there are loads of off-road trails nearby. That’s the beauty of our location: we’re close to the city and nature. Best of both worlds! #offroad #rapidcity #southdakota #blackhills #utv

A catchy AI tune about Stephen Miller, the Trump regime's nasty Rasputin figure. Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin was a charismatic figure, so although murdered in the palace, his place in history is secure and the song about him golden.. Stephen hasn't reached that level. youtu.be/16y1AkoZkmQ?...

Yes, that's Gov. Tim Walz on Alien Super Show. Walz: "I'm not running again, so the guardrails are off. I asked and said, 'Can I go on shows where I can say, "fuck those guys"?'" You've come to the right place, governor. New episode drops this weekend.

A masqueraded stilt walker cuts through the African Arts Festival and greets attendees.🌍🎭🪜❤️🖤💚 The African Arts Festival continues today and tomorrow at the World’s Fair Pavilion at Forest Park, 10am-8pm Sun., May 25 and 11am-8pm Mon, May 26. 📸 Zaria Mac | St. Louis American #stlamerican #RAC

Brain fog? Making mistakes? Prof Jim Jackson reminds us of the importance of slowing down to think. #longcovid #longcovidtheanswers #memory #brainfog #longhaulers #Jimjackson longcovidtheanswers.com

#NSFW #Lmao #Sports #ArtificialInteligence #Wrestling #NBA

The World Health Organization has declared an Ebola outbreak in Congo and Uganda a public health emergency of international concern. Here's what to know about one of the world's deadliest diseases bloom.bg/42KzMHE

Did you know the answer? If you enjoyed this trivia, please follow for more. Also, please check out our games at strangebrothersgames.com #gaming #gamer #videogames #trivia #videogametrivia #gamequiz #gearsofwar #indiegames #gamenight #quiztime #retrogaming #mobilegames #ios #android

Tell Bibi...

Goodnight lovelies! I'm mindlessly scrolling, so it's time for bed lol Done all the things, had fun! Now gotta sleep cause I got work in the morn~ I hope you all have a lovely Friday! 🩷

Eine Geist-la-ola-Welle ✨️ @krajamine.bsky.social

Abbigail doing her thing! Not only broke through a number of boards, but she took care of this cinderblock.

And there's a new version of the Anglia clock too, with a better image of the knight coming soon too...

Calls to cancel the Iditarod are growing. 💥WATCH watch.unchainedtv.com/videos/calls... Filmmaker Fern Levitt (Sled Dogs) wants it to end. Over 100 dogs are alleged to have died. Organizers deny cruelty claims. 💥WATCH UNCHAINED.TV 👉🏽 Stream FREE shows ✅ GET the UNCHAINEDTV App for FREE!‼️

UPDATE SETIAP HARI bit.ly/42zN8GD cuan tiap hari #narkbet

lanochedeaimar 👤 Aimar Bretos: “¿Por qué harías huelga hoy?”. 👤 Ana Belén: “Por muchísimas cosas”. 📲 Puedes ver el programa completo de #LaNochedeAimar en #Atresplayer. www.instagram.com/lanochedeaim...

Goodnight 😴

I felt like I stepped right into Devon Izara's shoes the moment she screamed at Vader.

I’ll never tire of watching the big guys toss the smaller guys around like ragdolls 😂 @jakesomething.bsky.social #markdavis #jordanoIiver #alecprice #aew #collision #aewcollision #wrestlesky #wrestling #wrestlingalldayallnight

¿Miedo tú? Miedo yo, que vivo solo y no tengo hijos... Japuta. 😅

4 Jahre ukrainischer #Verteidigungskampf: Wie sich die Unterstützung der #EU für die #Ukraine entwickelt, analysiert Mathias Jopp in seinem Beitrag zur Europäischen Union und dem Krieg in der Ukraine im #Jahrbuch. 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 Jetzt hier kostenfrei lesen: tinyurl.com/JBEUUkraine

POV: You’re trying to work and your fluffy research assistants decide it’s time for a highly scientific investigation… 🔬🐶 Max seems to know what he’s looking for. Molly absolutely does not. Neither of them is letting that stop them. 😂 #Dogs #FunnyDogs #ShihTzu #DogTok #PetTok

Un catxalot mort ha aparegut aquest cap de setmana davant la costa de Castelldefels. La femella ha estat retirat per un remolcador. Segons els experts, podria tractar-se del mateix exemplar que va ser albirat fa deu dies davant Barcelona amb ferides compatibles amb l’impacte d’una embarcació.

Empieza #24HorasRNE con Rosa Maria Molló 🗣️"Cuando conocimos por primera vez a Leire Díez, nos fijamos más en sus excentricidades y todo junto le restaba credibilidad. Pero ahora el juez Pedraz ya ha levantado el secreto al sumario" rtve.es/rneaudio

Kevin O’Leary when he shows up in Utah to push a data center twice the size of Manhattan. 😏

GDOT-0776: SR8/US29 E at SR410/US78 MM 0 (DeKalb) 🕒 12:33 AM - 12:35 AM ET (8x speed) 🌡️ 63°F | Clear 📍: 33.806868,-84.273853