Künstliche Beißwerkzeuge entnommen, künstliche Lichtquelle vom Stromnetz getrennt. ™.

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Das fängt ja gut an Auf die Frage, wie es ihm gehe, sagt #Kubicki, er sei "etwas leer", aber gleichzeitig auch "freudig erregt", weil er morgen nicht mit seiner Frau nach #Mallorca fliegen muss. Ich könnte mir übrigens vorstellen, dass er schon heute #Abend voll sein wird. #PromilleWolle

Meckern Sie doch nicht über Ihre Dachgeschosswohnungen! Es gibt Menschen, die Souterrain wohnen. Das ist wie Untertagebau in teuer.

Und wenn wir einfach das Grundgesetz ändern und "Aussterben und das Land besenrein dem Nachmieter übergeben" als Verfassungsziel definieren?

Spontaner Soundcheck ™.

Der aktuelle #Ebola-Ausbruch ist auf den Verzehr von #Fledermäusen zurückzuführen. In unrelated news: Trotz mehrfacher Anforderung durch das #Batsignal wurde #Batman seit einiger Zeit nicht mehr gesehen. Macht vermutlich nur mal Urlaub der Gute, kein Grund zur Besorgnis.

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#Berlin stolpert gefühlt von einer Affäre in die nächste und #Wegner wirkt einfach komplett überfordert. Tennis während des Stromausfalls, peinliche Außendarstellung, Rücktritte im direkten Umfeld. Man muss sich wirklich fragen, ob #Wegner der inkompetenteste Bürgermeister Deutschlands ist.

Guten Abend ™.

There may be a spot #SquirrelTax audit later. But there’s always forgiveness as soon as you’ve paid your outstanding balance. 🐿️

"The PM of Israel is saying they will sue [Nicholas Kristof] & the New York Times.. what do you make of this?" Francesca Albanese: ".. Netanyahu is wanted by the ICC so the only place from which he should be speaking is the Hague.." 🎯

Funny Football moments😂😜 #football #funny #comic #footballnews #footballplayer #footballculture #fyp #bluesky #sport #sports #comedy

Marbelia discovered she was registered as dead in error by the DVLA when she renewed her licence. They then sent her a provisional one without explanation after driving for decades. 1/2

In 2002, during a visit to Japan, Shakira saw a camera phone for the first time and was completely amazed. Original post

Daikatana was released for the Nintendo 64 in Japan 26 years ago today. I can remember when this one came out for the PC in June 2000, and there was a lot of hype around it because John Romero directed it with Ion Storm. It sold only 40,351 copies and received a negative response at launch...

🚨 New episode alert! Inside Britain’s counter-terror HQ Andy exclusively interviews the UK's Counter-Terrorism Police Chief on the threat from ISIS & whether it's time for tech bosses to be held to account for what happens on their platforms Listen to The Crime Agents 🫆 on @globalplayer.com 🎧

Connections Puzzle #1059 🟨🟩🟩🟨 🟨🟩🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩

The GOP holds all media, the house, the senate, and Supreme Court but “it’s a corrupt government.” You can’t make this shit up. Then they say “Jesus.” Are Americans the dumbest mfkrs on the planet?

Crowning Glory: Miss BRICS 2026 #MissBRICS2026 Witness the historic moment as Valentina Alekseeva from Russia is crowned the first Miss BRICS 2026! WATCH ON: youtu.be/GptfFlVo9e8 #MissBRICS2026 #ValentinaAlekseeva #BeautyPageant #CrowningMoment #Elegance

#blender3d #vore #furry Continuing the WIP, here is the floating control (top left) set up for the stomach to try and make it easier for standard users to do cool things with. this one can control the undulation, strength, and physics.

#trump #McCarthy #bad #war #usa President Trump have you know sense of decency?

It's universally accepted Libya was a disaster, and that the best thing would have been the status quo. This ignores the path not taken, had the Obama admin not back to the coup in Egypt. A strong democratic Egypt would have had a stabilizing effect on neighbours like Libya (and Palestine).

Descubre lo que los Astros tienen preparado para ti hoy. Horóscopo del 26 de Mayo lazoastral.com #horoscopo #astrologia #tarot #signos #zodiaco #amor #aries #tauro #geminis #cancer #leo #virgo #libra #escorpio #sagitario #capricornio #acuario #piscis

No more waiting for permission from party leadership. 🎧 Keira Havens on the @thepowerlesspod.bsky.social explains how we're building a cohort of leaders who will hold the line together — so no one has to go it alone. ✅ Accountability. ✅ Integrity. ✅ A real path forward.

Switched emus so had to redo Normal (lame), but at least I got a 1cc doing it.

Show your friends that mental health matters by attending our 20th Annual NAMIWalks NYC + Mental Health Street Fest. Join us for a day of dancing, ice cream, and community in the name of mental health awareness. Join us at the Seaport on Sunday, May 17: namiwalksnyc.org/

Our guards vs the Clips

"I think it's pretty grotesque to see him selling the future of our children and grandchildren down the river" - Zack Polanski discusses Tony Blair's latest intervention on Sky News

El esperado primer coche eléctrico de Ferrari no ha gustado a los simpatizantes de la marca ni al mercado. Las acciones de la compañía cayeron un 8 % tras su presentación.

🚢 After #US President Donald Trump threatened "a very bad future" for #NATO if members did not cooperate with his plans to securely reopen the #StraitOfHormuz, European foreign ministers on Monday met in Brussels to set out their responses. FRANCE 24 takes a look ⤵️

It's #Caturday. Why are you waking me up? For ice cream?

La Xina ha batut un nou rècord Guinness després de fer volar simultàniament 33.615 drons a la ciutat de Dujiangyan. Va ser la primera vegada que s’aconsegueix coordinar un nombre tan alt de drons en un mateix espectacle. #Dujiangyan #Xina #RècordGuinness #Drons

Illinois senators passed a bill to include railroad safety information in student handbooks.

#onthisday reversal treatment

Ice Cream Talking Cartoon Characters www.icecreamtalkingcartoonrecipes.com/ Vanilla Ice cream darts around the soccer field through whipped cream with chocolate candy soccer balls to the net and scores!

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When politics meets mystery... unravel the truth with Buck Taylor. 📚✨ Dive into the suspense! Who's really behind the crime? #LinkInBio #CrimeSceneNovel #CrimeThrillerNovel #BuckTaylorSeries

Join us for a Q&A session! What kind of roles do float pool coordinators typically fill? Explore our webinar, "Establishing Research Coordinator Float Pool – A Scalable Model for Institutions," to learn more: https://post.citiprogram.org/454hlix #ResearchCoordinator #ClinicalResearch

🛠️ 2 mins. Zero headaches. Beautiful landing surfaces. Multi-pad vertiports, helipads, long runways. LYNEports + AI makes it easy! Drag, drop, ask, style… boom, aerodrome ready before your coffee’s cold ☕. 👉 lyneports.com #LYNEports #AAM #Vertiports #Airport

In 2087, a message from deep space warns Earth a harbinger of doom is hurtling towards our planet. It also outlines a plan to save us, but at what cost? Is it a hoax, or a trap, or will we indeed soon face extinction—unless we agree to the ‘Alliance’s terms? #BookSky #SFF amazon.com/dp/B0F82Y9S7X

Ukrainian FPV drones have destroyed a Russian military truck at a record distance. According to the border unit “Phoenix,” one of their FPV drones struck a Russian logistics truck deep behind enemy lines at a distance of approximately 103 kilometers.

The Three Voices of Akita Neru #akitaneru #亞北ネル #hatsunemiku #初音ミク #kasaneteto #重音テト #kagaminerin #鏡音リン

@jamaalbowmanny.bsky.social knows what it's like to go against corporate candidates. We know we can win this thing without a dime of AI, corporate, or AIPAC money because of volunteers like you. Sign up at the link in bio to knock doors and make calls with us ahead of the primary.

Celebrate Every Step_ Even Small Vulnerability Wins!

This episode explores the idea that life is a journey, full of both calm and stormy waters. We discuss how cultivating emotional resilience and mental toughness is crucial for navigating these challenges. 🧡 #motivation #podcast #mirrortalk mirrortalkpodcast.com/resilience-a... Thank you! 🧡

Today In 1992: St. Louis Cardinals legend Ozzie Smith collects his 2,000th career hit - a triple vs. Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher Bob Ojeda at Busch Stadium! #MLB #Baseball #History #ForTheLou #STLCards

EL DESCENS DEL GIRONA. @EloiAmagat11 reflexiona sobre el partit de dissabte passat a Montilivi.

Majestic #leopards are adaptable and a range over several continents, yet they’re #extinct in places due to #palmoil #deforestation, #poaching and other threats. Help them every time you shop and #Boycottpalmoil 🌴🚫#Boycott4Wildlife @palmoildetect.bsky.social wp.me/pcFhgU-199

“With empathetic yet unsentimental means, Lojkine gracefully explores both the insurmountable pressures of the asylum-granting system and the precarious conditions of the gig economy.” Marina Ashioti @lwlies.com Souleymane's Story screens @garterlane on Tuesday, Feb 3rd, at 7.30pm. @conic.film

📺🔙 Recupera #ElVespre #La2Cat: 🔸 Última oportunitat a la reunió dels sindicats amb Educació 🔸 Entrevista a @pauberbelortega de @ContraCancerBCN 🔸 Les propostes culturals amb @LaCostaComunica 🎙️ @rubenurdiales.bsky.social | @rtvecatalunya.bsky.social rtve.es/v/17090798

How do emotions shape political polarization? 🧠In this interview, Professor Demertzis from NKUA team explains how the PLEDGE project examines the emotional politics of grievance & democratic governance. ➡️ Watch the full interview on our YouTube channel: youtu.be/R8VhA5uCXkU #PLEDGEProject #Grievance

🦜 Today is #WorldParrotDay! Parrots are vibrant and intelligent, but they're under threat. Let's protect their colourful lives. When we shop #BoycottPalmOil & #BoycottGold to help save their homes. 🌴🌿 #Boycott4Wildlife 🌎 @palmoildetect.bsky.social palmoildetectives.com/2021/03/03/a...

Happy 2026 y’all! :)

Trump's been mysteriously absent from public view for over a week, but he just showed up in pre-recorded clips and interviews - what's going on with his health? Credit: @meidastouch.com | Source #TrumpsHealth #Secretive #WalterReed #PresidentialHealth #HealthScare

“It was everything I needed. I don’t even have the words to say how happy I am,” says Elisangela. Following a 23-year struggle, SEMEANDO helped turn Latin America’s largest occupied building into a legally owned building providing safe and dignified housing.

Taylor: Even if legally, this doesn't have implications for Mark Kelly, this has enormous implications for US service members bc this is signaling that if you dare to dissent we might court martial you. No living US service member has ever been put in this kind of position. [1/2]

Nine-year-old Hala Hassan Labad survived after an Israeli airstrike overnight killed the rest of her family.

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