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Was haben die Homos nur ständig mit der Ehe?! Ich hab schon 3x nachts den Abgang durchs Badfenster deswegen gemacht, und die kämpften DAFÜR?!

Spontaner Soundcheck ™.

Guten Abend ™.

Und wenn wir einfach das Grundgesetz ändern und "Aussterben und das Land besenrein dem Nachmieter übergeben" als Verfassungsziel definieren?

Guten Abend ™.

Ich war übrigens heute mal wieder der bei Weitem schönste Mann in der U-Bahn... 😂 #HochstaplerMaE

"Gott hat die FDP vielleicht nur erschaffen um uns zu prüfen."

Gewitter aus Deiner Umgebung möchten ihre Zellen mit Dir teilen.

Die nigerianische Prinzessin in meinem Postfach hat mir 1 Million versprochen 😍

Chris Bryant says he is a remainer and would like the UK to be back in the UK But then mistakes tactical voting in 2024 to get rid of the Conservatives for endorsing Labour's Brexit red lines It's this type of dishonesty from politicians that is a disgrace

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That word refused to fade, and life returned to it. New media art rooted in Japanese aesthetics. Traces of time accumulate and reshape the visible world. #takayukio #NYCArtist #NewYorkArt

My 5-4-3-2-1 Challenge. There's so many loved books so it was hard to narrow down to just these! #booksky #blacksky #booktrend #54321 #blerd #staynerdy

Cool new results from the Webb telescope on colliding dwarf galaxies! iopscience.iop.org/article/10.3... #astronomy #cosmiccollisions #news

DEMENTIA DON REFLECTING POOL #DEMENTIADON #SUNDOWNING #25THAMENDMENT #Epsteinfiles #DonaldTrump #republicans #gop #politicssky #blacksky #USPOL #farleftsky #liberalsky #addtoliberalsky #progressivesky

Morgan took the prep process as seriously as anyone ever has! This month’s guests: Morgan from Hall of Film and Sydney Strange Check out the full episode wherever you get your podcasts, including in video on YouTube (link in bio) #movies #filmsky

Life's been good to Jack Black 🎶 #OfficeHoursLive

Greatest Music Genius Prince!

#sabres #canadiens #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/2026-05-17/us/Sports/es/bs/Sabres-fuerzan-el-Juego-7-tras-remontar-a-los-Canadiens/1278933

Teaching a dog a new trick. Maybe don’t show him how to turn the water on though 😂

Begin your cyber security journey with this beginner-friendly training. Learn about different attacks and how cyber security protects IT systems. Start now. → https://coursebond.com/course/cyber-security-training-for-beginners-edureka/

Pep Guardiola steps down as Manchester City manager after a legendary decade in charge. But the real question is — can they truly replace a manager who became the identity of the club itself? #uk #ManchesterCity #soccer #football

The GameDev.tv 2026 Game Jam starts this Friday! Get FREE Assets and a FREE Course for submitting! Link in comments. 👇 #GameDev #IndieDev #GameJam #GDTVJam #GameDevTVGameJam

Could your ballot be rejected even if you mailed it on time? 🗳️   The Supreme Court is weighing whether ballots must be received by Election Day to count. A decision could force major changes in states like California ahead of November.   @CassieSemyon explains what this means for voters.

Trumpstein - Project 2025, removing voter rights, next they want to remove our citizenship - it has ALWAYS been about race...

Repeat after me - we can't drill, pipe, or log our way out of this crisis. No time to wait. #ActOnClimate #climate #climatemergency #gorenewable

How a #Jew decided to become a #Nazi

⏰ Four weeks to go. Women in Innovation Awards 2025/26 offer up to £75,000 plus 12 months of business support for women founders of late stage UK SMEs in life sciences, digital or advanced manufacturing. Deadline: 4 February 2026 Find out more: www.healthinnovationoxford.org/news-and-eve...

Col. Douglas Mcgregor says "the war will resume sooner than later" & all remaining oil infrastructure in the region will be destroyed, setting the world back by 10 yrs. donald trump had no idea how Iran would react or what they would do, but attacked it anyway because of israel. (Uncommon Sense)

The birthday boy makes a huge save early in Game 4! 📺: /NHL_On_TNT, /Sportsnet, & /TVASports

⚠️Clavicular - What are GEN Z Saying⚠️ #Clavicular #genzslang #thematrixnetwork

Italy's Supreme Court has ruled that restaurant and hotel owners aren't legally required to serve tap water after a tourist filed a lawsuit against a hotel that refused to provide it. https://cnn.it/4va2HAX

Op dit moment halen 250 van de 342 gemeenten de doelstelling in de spreidingswet niet. Vanaf volgende week moeten al die gemeentes langskomen bij de asielminister. Moet hij ze dwingen zich wel aan de wet te houden? Jimmy Dijk:

London Mayor #SirSadiqKhan has completed the Hajj pilgrimage and shared a special message for #Eid and #Hajj with Muslims living in London from the Kaaba.

#FlávioBolsonaroCriminosoPeculato #CiroNogueiraMensaleiro #LulaPresidente2026 #lulareeleito1ºturno #lulapelotrabalhador #LulaPresidente13 #leandrograssgoverndordf #SimoneTebetSenadoraSP #HaddadGovernadorSP

TFW•When your Amazon.com fresh ambassador texts you product subs; on the fly….😂.

😎🔥 K-2 attack wings cut the Debaltseve-Alchevsk highway. On a stretch up to 200 meters long, trucks are burning, shells are exploding, and the occupiers are moaning.

OMG Lindsey... via www.instagram.com/p/DY7u4ufvXe...

🎼 Maestro #GirodItalia

Does being born on US soil automatically make you an American? Today, SCOTUS hears a case that could dismantle over a century of precedent. From the historic Wong Kim Ark ruling to today, I break down what’s at stake.

@thefrankaccount.bsky.social @traceytaylor.bsky.social @tennysonsarah.bsky.social @capreece.bsky.social @bakerhrolyn.bsky.social @vrthompson-1.bsky.social @freshfoodiegeek.bsky.social @calilove102.bsky.social 2 Listen to #PresstituteVanessa manipulate a caller. #ToxicBritishMedia

ELC Executive Director @bob-kim.bsky.social discusses his March 25 public testimony urging the NJ Legislature to support Gov. Sherrill’s school funding proposals for FY27 and renew the current funding formula. Follow us for more information about NJ public education funding!

We are not the threat. We are the patriots. We believe in the Constitution. We believe in the right to protest. We believe in community care. We believe in non-compliance in the face of injustice. History is written by people who refuse to comply with cruelty. We are those people.

Today is the last day of Amplify Austin, Central Texas’ largest annual event of giving, organized by I Live Here I Give Here. There’s still time to give and invest in the organizations strengthening our city by going to AmplifyAustin.org! #AmplifyAustin #ATXGives #SupportLocal #GiveBack

Episode 28 of Comedians in Dungeons Getting Dragons is out now. In this episode the Top Guns gear up for a quest but first, they try to make it down a street.

We were off last week, but this Sunday…

Tell'em, Kirk

. @frost.house.gov and Ranking Member @robertgarcia.house.gov are with Oversight Dems in Orlando, Florida hearing about how Latino and immigrant communities are being targeted by this administration. We will continue to investigate the abuses by DHS and ICE.

Well well well, #gamer fam Funny seeing you here! The heckin' weekend! Come join @brainglobule.bsky.social @meggeys @rainbowcatmom.bsky.social @cicizume.bsky.social and ya boy in #LethalCompany Time for SWITCH UP SATURDAYS! twitch.tv/awingedshield See you soon! #Eldenwood #VTuber #ENVTuber #neko

🥵 Ого, становится жарко: в Москве прорвало горячую воду и двор на Ряби… 🔥 More viral clips & AI art: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@RuViralEN TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@coolvidzcool Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/vidzcool/

Promo Clip: Minute Maid All Natural Fruit Punch Commercial Recorded June 02, 2001 on Cartoon Network in Minneapolis, MN #advertisement #commercial #beverage #MinuteMaid #MinuteMaidCoolers #AllNatural #FruitPunch #BugsBunnyMarathon #promo #party #balloons

Here's my tux and I'm ready for #TheGameAwards    The song is Gold by Spandau Ballet

For today I have the puzzle/minigame system of the game! I wanted to be able to do puzzles that were a bit more complex than just finding something avoiding the enemy since that was a small problem my last game had. #godotEngine #godot #gamedev #indiedev #pixelart #survivalhorror

American system is broken and is unsustainable. From an unaccountable president starting wars to sky-high mortgages and fuel costs. The status quo is failing YOU. We don't need to go back to "how things were"-we need a total structural reform, even a constitutional amendment.

François Arnaud takes accepts Heated Rivalry’s honor at the #PeabodyAwards via THR

Happy Birthday @categreenwood1971.bsky.social🎂🎈🎁

Any opp dont believe in abstract hopes or grand ambitions but believe in physical needs&survival 1st in Netflix ATLA, Marvel, DC, Witcher, GoT, Shogun, Legend of Zelda, Last of Us, Star Trek, Star Wars, One Piece? Opp:Dreams do not fill a man's stomach or make soft the packed earth on which he beds!

Me, EVERY day lately. #Neurodivergent #ADHD

Frente da loja da Calvin Klein em Harajuku, no Japão 🇯🇵 — O evento iniciará em breve! #JUNGKOOKxCALVINKLEIN