Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️

Now for a timeline cleanse: Squirrels playing on an exercise wheel. 🐿️⭕️🐿️🔘🐿️ #sqrlpix #SquirrelScrolling (Video from Reddit.)

For once I would like to go viral for something celebrating squirrels.

I wonder who will promote Oatie-O’s now that @colbertlateshow.bsky.social is off the air. 📺🐿️🥣 #squirrel #stephencolbert

#CatsHateCats 😾⚔️😾 www.reddit.com/r/cats/s/xyu...

Happy World Redhead Day to red squirrels around the globe! 🐿️🌍🐿️🌏🐿️🌎🐿️

I like zombie turtles too! #WorldTurtleDay

With Stephen Colbert leaving CBS, I’m going to miss the Big Fury Hat’s wisdom. #TheLateLateNight

Every now and then, I have to not pay attention to the news.

I would like to see this seal make an appearance in the Hollywood blockbuster I see on a flight. Either that, or during March Mammal Madness. 🦭 #2027MMM #SealOfApproval

“Squirrels are anarchists, so there is no state to be separated from.” Thus spake the #NorseSquirrelGod! ⚡️🐿️✨

Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap. bsky.app/profile/neom...

A mental health reminder: less doomscrolling and more #SquirrelScrolling will help you stay fresh and rested for the important work ahead of creating a kinder world. 🐿️📱🐿️📱🐿️📱🐿️📱🐿️📱🐿️📱🐿️

You know what your parents never told you? How great it is to have an iron-clad excuse to read and act out classic children’s stories every evening. 🛌📖 #BedtimeStory

Happy #WorldDonkeyDay ! 🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏

Happy World Donkey Day! 🫏

But I don’t remember Demigorgon being able to fly like this. #Kaiju

Was the kaiju Gabora — nemesis of Ultraman — the real inspiration for Stranger Things’ Demigorgon? #ImportantQuestions #Kaiju #StrangerThings

You angered Zorro? 🗡️🦊

Happy Earth Day! #EarthDay2026

Squirrels, do NOT over-consume fermented fruits! #SquirrelWisdom 🍓🐿️🍹 Video from reddit: www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s...

Just once, I’d like to see @mmmletsgo.bsky.social end this way. #2026MMM ⚡️🦖

Did any LSE account post something for #InternationalBeaverDay? Asking for a mascot. 🎓🦫🏛️ @lseblogs.bsky.social #BeaverDay #LSE

Happy World Beaver Day! Or International Beaver Day, as some prefer. 🦫🌎🦫🌍🦫🌏🦫 #WorldBeaverDay

Don’t mess with the Easter Bunny’s cousin.

There may be a spot #SquirrelTax audit later. But there’s always forgiveness as soon as you’ve paid your outstanding balance. 🐿️

Squirrels would be less pushy if you forget to give nuts. Consider switching allegiance. Still, I will always #RespectCorvids. 🐦‍⬛🐿️ #SquirrelTax

But will #Supergirl save squirrels like Superman did? #sqrlpix 🎥🐿️💫

Another disappointed sloth unhappy with how the Brown Throated Sloth was cheated of victory in #2026MMM. 🦥 #TeamSloth #sloth

But it’s not just Krypto’s name that suggests that Superdog is not well-behaved. He chases squirrels! #sqrlpix #Superman

You know the last Superman movie was good because there are two separate squirrel scenes. #sqrlpix

As ever, #CatsHateCats. #2026MMM 🦁⚔️😾

No March Mammal Madness is complete without a #CatScandal, and #2026MMM is no exception.

#TeamRodent #2026MMM

Promises made, promises kept. #2026MMM

Do stoats actually have hearts? #2026MMM

“Let me in! Let me in! March Mammal Madness has started and I need your laptop!!!” #2026MMM

The House Cat frantically trying to advance beyond Round 1 of #2026MMM this week:

Happy Holi! 🟠🟢🟣🟡🔴🔵 Yes, #HoliNeedsSquirrels! ✨🐿️✨