how it feels listening to my doctor tell me “no we can’t craft you a pussy that grips lesbian in morse code, equipped with fertilization capabilities and an evil demon inside it that immediately swallows the soul of the unborn”

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Ever seen a 7-footer slide down a wall in terror? Al Biancani has. In this clip, legendary strength coach 𝐀𝐥 𝐁𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐢 shares the hilarious reality of the Kings' locker room. It was a constant prank war between him and Vlade Divac. Vlade got him first at the elevator, but Al played the

Ukrainian Armed Forces Attack Fuel Tankers on the "Land" Route to Crimea UAVs struck two liquefied natural gas (LNG) tankers on R-280 "Novorossiya" highway in the Henichesk District. #Ukraine #Russia 📫 🎥: Volunteers Angels war

We now have two of our shows live!! But there is plenty more to come from our season of #ttrpg one-shots. We have some incredible performers and wild tales to share with you all, so please pop over, come say hi, and enjoy some out-of-this-world stories with us www.twitch.tv/starmetalpro...

#TomodachiLifeLivingTheDream Dakota becomes friends with Abby by talking about Poofesure!

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Looks like this comet has been caught in the act of reversing its spin… No aliens needed! iopscience.iop.org/article/10.3... #astronomy #astrophotography #nature #news #science #scicomm

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RFK Jr. must have been thinking of the film "Scanners" which shows someone's head exploding or maybe his worm was still having a gray matter sandwich at the time and he was feeling a little headache coming on.

Squirrel and her sheep friends love a toast run but can Frankie run fast enough? Marks out of the ten please

💡 Genius. One of the best OpenClaw automations I've seen. Finds homes without pools → renders a pool into the backyard → calculates ROI → generates a cinematic video → mails the owner a before/after postcard. All automatically.

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A wet, very bright orange Oriole watches a Mourning Dove think differently about checking things out. #birds

🚨 Cúilín Media - Podcast Clip! 🚨 The lads discuss Waterford’s superb win away against Cork 🔥 This result came after beating Kerry away in Round 1 - they are on a roll! 🤯 Cúilín Media Championship Coverage 2026 is partnered by ATAK Sports 🤝 Full Pod available on YouTube & Spotify 🎧

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"There is also a tradition where Defense secretaries attempt to minimize their overtly partisan behavior," said Missy Ryan. "They try to, in the name of national security, act more as a nonpartisan actor, and Pete Hegseth has totally discarded that tradition."

The Sh** Cycles? Ep. 36 is out! Are we doomed to repeat the same cycles of panic and chaos every time a groundbreaking technology emerges? Anne Trager and I fight the "slippery slope of negativity" surrounding AI today. With the help of Matt Ridley’s The Rational Optimist (published in 2011).

How a #Jew decided to become a #Nazi

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Who can #GuessTheStation ? And how long did it take you? 🧐 Post how long it took you in the comments below. 👇 #Station #Quiz

Facing massive wait times for orthopedic or spine procedures? Centralized policies have made advanced robotic surgeries more accessible overseas. MedBridgeNZ manages your travel, visas, and hospital coordination so you can focus on recovery #MedicalLogistics #HealthcareNavigation

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This country belongs to the people. No kings. No exceptions. March 28 • 10AM • Idaho State Capitol

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Restaurant in Walker Art Center to close after switching to QR code model #midwestagendaartnews #museumnews #laborandculture #artandlabor #walkerartcenter

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Brooke Rollins stripped food benefits from 4.3 million people and told Congress she doesn’t have exact data on what happened to them. The One Big Beautiful Bill cut $186 billion from SNAP and added paperwork requirements that end benefits if you miss a deadline. She guessed it was probably fine.

Love to see Elon taking another L. Just the master of taking Ls.

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We have that toy! One of my cats likes to take it for a walk. (Video alt text: a small, mostly black tuxedo cat drags a wand toy with a very long ribbon attached down a hall before disappearing into a room.)

Go right ahead! Create that marxist utopia. I'll wait!

#UCK26 | Krakow, are you ready? Update Conference has arrived! #dotnet #cloud #security #ai

Discover Your Presence Clip from an interview of @AaronJackArts with @ZibaBayley Full interview can be found on Youtube @aaronjackarts 

Series tied 2-2. Tough loss last game—now it’s response time. 💥 Hostile ice, big moment… exactly where this team thrives. 60 minutes. No fear. Go take it. 🔵⚪🔴 #GoHabsGo #Habs #StanleyCupPlayoffs #Game5 #PlayoffHockey 🏒🔥

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BREAKING: The Court of International Trade has just ruled AGAINST Trump's alternate method of reintroducing tariffs. Trump just lost again! This is great for Americans who didn't want to be taxed. A Win for us all!

🐄 ¿Cómo es un día de trabajo para un pastor? 👉 #MalasLenguas acompaña a Jorge y su hermano Ángel para comprobarlo.

DID YOU KNOW that Trailing Lantana can create a waterfall of purple flowers almost year-round in warm climates? 🌸 This fast-spreading groundcover is loved for attracting butterflies and bees, while also handling heat and drought better than many delicate flowers. Native to South America, Lantana

TOMORROW! Join me *LIVE* for an interview on the Black Firm Podcast. Talking points: my candidacy, connecting and why getting involved in political advocacy is crucial to the black community www.tiktok.com/@gritzandfor... #cd1 #denverpolitics #blackcommunity

One of the oldest names in sports belongs to the New Orleans Pelicans. ⚾ We wanted to honor the history of the Pelicans baseball club through our exclusive Diamond Vault release.

Join us this evening from 6-8pm to view some great student artwork in the Rick Woods Lobby Art Gallery. Many of the artists will be here to discuss their works and light snacks will be provided! #cpactn #TTUStudentart #ReceptionTonight

Make us part of your weekend chill. Relax and tune into the Women Road Warriors empowerment show podcast anywhere you listen to podcasts or @ womenroadwarriors.com. #Weekend #Podcasts #women

. @frost.house.gov and Ranking Member @robertgarcia.house.gov are with Oversight Dems in Orlando, Florida hearing about how Latino and immigrant communities are being targeted by this administration. We will continue to investigate the abuses by DHS and ICE.

Desde esta noche y hasta el día 9 de junio, se cierra el carril de subida de la avenida Príncipes de España, en Ofra, por obras en el Tranvía

At SITC @HOCcommitteesUK Enquiry into the Science and Regulation of Beauty Products and Treatments, I asked our panel whether there were differences in how cosmetic products and treatments were controlled between London and Newcastle - and if my constituents were losing out.

Republicans like to say we don’t need to fully fund programs that help pregnant moms stay fed because enrollment dropped last year. NEWSFLASH!!! Enrollment dropped because they shut down the government & starved the program for TWO MONTHS! They should really do their homework.

We need a war powers resolution for Lebanon too! Call your reps. Jessica Craven has a script. They are killing innocent Lebanese families. We can help stop them. #pinks #nowars to keep Netanyahu out of prison

In unrelated news, Albanians have BURNED DOWN 🔥 the house of their PM for allowing Zionists to colonise their lands too

30 years ago.... my word... Great debut album! "Renee" is one of my fav songs ever. It's a sad jam... I love this line.... 🗣️She wants to be a lawyer.. in other words shorty studies law…

After a series of power outages, a partial blackout has been reported in several cities in the occupied Donetsk region. It is likely that a substation is on fire. #russianLosses #UkraineNews

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