BeauJest

Mitch McConnell is stunned, just stunned that Trump has a slush fund for Jan. 6 criminals.

Kash Patel is "noivous in da soyvous".

Dark vibes

The New York Mets

Bessent: "Well golly gee folks, I hope-e-tee hope we'll see some prices go down. Eventually, maybe, we hope. If we cross our fingers and pray to the Lord. Gee willikers!"

They'll be jumping ship in droves soon. We hope.

Rick Scott: "I will take the Olympic uniforms off them myself, bwa-hahahaha!"

Here's a carrot being inserted into an a**hole.

Tom Homan arrives in Minnesota.

After the first two minutes, the audience ran from the theater seeking eyewash and psychological help.

Audience watching premiere of "Melania".

Cat Goetz vs Tabby Bongino. Round 1 goes to Bongino with the "Nepo baby" reference.

The CBS Eye turns to the dark side.

Jeff Landry sets out to find Greenland and plant the US flag and declare Donald J. Trump to be the King of the North Pole.

"Put me down! I'm the HEAD of the US Health Department."

Announcer: "Ladies and Germs , it's the "Trumpy Awards with your host, Donald JJJJJJJayyyyyyyyy Trump!"

Here's a live backstage video of Bessent disagreeing with Sorkin about affordability:

"The Matt Gaetz Show" is a sitcom starring Matt Gaetz as a 1950's werewolf "with style" who pursues teen girls at the local drive-ins and sock hops.

The FIFA Peace Prize? Trump says ......

That wouldn't be another Republican, would it? Oh, it is?

That would have been great!

"Habeas Corpus? Isn't he the guy that runs the funeral home down the street?"

Soooooooo transparent. Kash is soooooooo funny. This is our FBI Director. God save us.

RFK Jr. must have been thinking of the film "Scanners" which shows someone's head exploding or maybe his worm was still having a gray matter sandwich at the time and he was feeling a little headache coming on.

Russ Vought lets his girlfriend lick his head while he cancels funding for every conceivable program aimed at improving America in every imaginable way.

"Big Man" Steve Miller rages with hardcore toughness against some little Memphis gangbangers.

In Trump's mind, a beautiful woman lawyer is a powerful asset with deadly ammunition. She'll keep the courtroom crowd amused and distract from the Epstein Files.

Meanwhile, at the U.N. building, a sinister plot is unhatched.

When you fall asleep with your Meta glasses on and look in the mirror the next morning.

Gorka as he sees himself.

Trump as he sees himself.

"It's hideous! AAAAGGGGGHHHHH!"

"I can wear my watch again. It's been 35 years ... since I .... wore it. Ohhhhh, boo hoo hoooo!"

Take pity on the weak, defenseless, Republican creampuff. Boohoo, we're crying because he's so fragile and pitiful.

Ghouls

The Texas Republicans picture themselves like this, "on the way to Illinois", but reality is quite different.

"l'll retire to Bedlam."

Oh...... here it comes now ...... sing a-long "Y - M - C - A, Y - M- C- A, ...."

Well, when the dance looks like this, it's no wonder.