Me when I fuck up which bus was mine to go to work in:

"Hey DJ get me a beat it's for a TV show based on Mortal Kombat that airs the same night as Monday Nitro, don't go too hard."

"MASTER SHANG, THE TARKATANS HAVE HIT THE PENTAGON."

He's such a cartoon my god

That dude in the Turn A Gundam OP for some reason:

I TAKE NO ORDERS FROM YOU

Mortal Kombat Conquest (1998, Funimation Dub OST)

90s WWF Bob Backlund Title Run Appreciation:

Getting ready to make out with my S.O. until suddenly:

Ray Park could just do this shit as a normal guy I dunno what to say

Fumo Patchouli Knowledge Music of the Day 345: Eternity Forever - Fantasy (2017) Genre: Math Pop Roll through Paris on a Sunday with Patchouli with that nostalgic 2017 feeling

Surface of the Sun from Monday (5/18) to just 1 hour ago 🤩

🗣️Ladies & Gentlemen, Donald J Trump taking off his coat... 🐍

Why Your Life Isn't Changing .You're Fighting the Wrong Enemy! You cannot fight shadows on the wall and expect a lasting change. The circumstances in your life are just mechanical echoes of your dominant moods and convictions. If you want to change your life, you must change the internal pattern fir

🏠 Introducing Dialogue 2 at #WUF13: “The social and economic power of housing” Housing accounts for 13% of the global economy and supporting millions of livelihoods worldwide. 👉 Join us at the World Urban Forum to discuss solutions to the largest urban challenges: wuf.unhabitat.org/wuf13

"I'm gonna get open." Missouri wide receiver Kevin Coleman gives an analysis of his game. #NFL #NFLCombine

Dr Elizabeth clarifies US travel procedures due to Ebola. She notes some established public health protocols, there are a few significant differences. Because we are in the upside down. As of May 23, 2026, Atlanta International airport was added as an enhanced screening location. So we now have two.

Looking for last-minute New Year’s Eve plans? Here are 5 budget-friendly ideas. 🎉 #NYE #NewYearsEve #Fireworks

Solidarity with Bolivia!🇧🇴

The first two of our annual #Halloween pod Fright-fest are LIVE! The second of which is an encore of our very first #SpookySeason episode from Halloween Night, 2021! We try to do something unique every year and we've been pretty proud of the last couple of #October editions. linktr.ee/dispatchajax

1/ No, it is not a government rally nor a student protest, but then again, what's the difference - it is this week's Feast of the Ascension procession in Belgrade, Serbia. Notice the Russian and Wagner PMC flags. Serbia has the democratic, pro-EU potential just as much as Russia does. ⬇️

Your OpenAI and Anthropic weekly digest (Week 16, 2026) OpenAI announced Cloudflare Agent Cloud partnership with OpenAI frontier models including GPT-5.4, Agents SDK update with native sandbox execution and model-native harness

ELES COM TRÊS PRÊMIOS! ARTISTAS DO ANO KINGS!!🔥🛐 CONGRATULATIONS BTS BTS ARTIST OF THE YEAR BTS ON AMAS BTS AMAS 2026 BTS PAVED THE WAY #BTSonAMAs #BTS

TWO TEENS CHARGED: Police recovered a loaded "ghost gun" following Thursday's fight across the street from Binghamton High School. Watch the video and read new details from WNBF News: tsq.link/7054f717

Thank you MrCodyDahler of IG for the excellent reporting on the U.S. and the Iran war. You nailed it. Also - the Iran LEGO Movie Franchise - 🤣😂🤣. I love so much about his post! #pinks

EPMD - Rampage ft. LL COOL J

There is unconfirmed information that Russia launched not 1, but 2 'Oreshnik' missiles at Ukraine, but the second one struck occupied territory near Avdiivka or Yasynuvata - eRadar. If true, these idiots spent an unbelievable amount of money to strike themselves and garages in Bila Tserkva.

on Super Bowl Sunday. Comment “email” and I’ll send my top “surviving theme parks with kids” tips on Tuesday Morning. Theme parks are kind of the Super Bowl of parenting. Highest stress, highest reward environment. Not for the faint of heart.

Drop someone LAUGHING 🤣 🖤 🤭

Entrepreneurship 101 in its first season, features Lauren Cockerell talking about being the founder and president of Kwedar & Co. podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/e... #podmatch

£78k for polygamy benefits. Shocking. £86m for the royals. Barely a headline. Both take our taxes. One we voted against. One we never voted for at all. Close loopholes. Abolish the crown. ✂️👑 #AbolishTheMonarchy

Markwayne Mullin: "We are currently drawing up plans to say, listen, in these sanctuary cities where the local radical left Democrats aren't allowing us to do our job and enforce federal laws, then we shouldn't be processing international flights into their cities."

Tim Cook steps down as Apple CEO after 15 years. John Ternus takes over in the Fall as Apple doubles down on hardware and on-device AI. With rivals investing $650B in cloud AI in 2026, can Apple’s privacy-first, device-integrated strategy win? ▶️ zurl.co/5fBfe #Apple #AI #BigTech #GoodRevenue

This Alcohol Awareness Month, ACTS is breaking down common alcohol myths -because knowledge supports prevention. Myth: Beer before liquor, never sicker. Fact: It’s not the order—it’s the amount of alcohol that matters. ACTS is here to help with alcohol use. Call 813.246.4899 to get started.

President Trump says he will “run” Venezuela and now Stephen Miller is openly threatening to seize Greenland, a NATO ally, by force. This imperialist nonsense is downright dangerous and bad for America. You deserve better.

Where I’m at in life if you equate my personality to my zodiac sign. I will do my damndest to not communicate with you ever again. I’ll be damned if you play this non dialectical shit; I don’t know how long imma be here.

Anyone else getting stick drift on console with Stalker 2?

It Is Go Time I Will Be Live On kick.com/foxwarriorgaming4 At 10. P.M.P.T. Sunday Night Chil Vibes Stream Come Watch The Legend One And Only G.6. Mindset President Fox GOD DID G.6. 😀😀😀

Why oil shocks still hit everything we buy “We should be very concerned, the longer the conflict lasts, the more prices will rise and ripple through the economy.” From petrol to plastics, another fossil fuel crisis shows how exposed economies remain to oil markets. - Jan Rosenow, Oxford University

My brain: “There’s probably nothing to worry about.” Also my brain: creates a 12-season psychological thriller based on one awkward interaction from 2017. Anyone else? 😅 #OCD #Overthinking #Anxiety #MentalHealth #Relatable

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Max Verstappen Wins @ Nürburgring Then Gets Disqualified #maxverstappen Thanks for check out my Short. Want a deeper dive into stories like this? Check out my long-form videos on YouTube: www.youtube.com/@TheBusiness... #business #businessnews #tbbtn #youtube #shorts #reels #tiktoks #vids #fyp

Catholic Church was always about pomps & circumstances but clubbing at a cathedral???

5/6

Misconception: #PersonalInjuryLawyers only care about money 🚫 Truth: Not at Cohen & Jaffe! Richard Jaffe, a top Long Island & Queens #CarAccidentAttorney, is dedicated to getting you the justice you deserve. 💪 When life throws you a curveball, focus on healing while we handle your case. ⚖️

Portland is at it again! From the city that brought you Plowy McPlowface & The Big Leplowski, the 2025-2026 Snowplow Naming Contest is live! Submit your ideas by Jan 5 and the top picks will be voted on using #RankedChoiceVoting. For more info: www.portland.gov/transportati... #MoreChoiceMoreVoice

"AI, make me a new team anthem video for Atlanta United FC"

It’s critical @kaiserpermanente comes to the table to ensure the workers have a contract that eliminates wait times, wait lists and makes sure workers can afford to survive and keep up with the cost of living. #FairContractNow

A Celebration of Global Connection — Everyone Welcome!

No importa lo difícil que sea el camino; la motivación es la fuerza para dar ese primer paso y seguir adelante.

Trump is getting his ass kicked in this shutdown fight

May it be a blessed, great and safe PRIDE 🏳️‍🌈💙💚💛🧡❤️🌈 Month for y'all. From your fav Squad 11 Diva. #Bleach #Squad11 #YumichikaAyasegawa #RuriiroKujaku #FujiKujaku #pridemonth

Let's use the monsters' own cards against them! - Decksplorers #indiegames #game #deckbuilding #deckbuilder #cardgame #steam #indiedev #indiegame #SoloDev #MadeWithUnity

We all need this reminder occasionally… we got this! #writing #author #writingcommunity #impostersyndrome #writingmotivation #writersky #booksky #writesky

And best of all, no dancing pedos.

🇬🇧 Even though #BREXIT is damaging his business his hatred of immigrants means he’ll still vote for #farage 🤡 #reformUK

on my way to fucking GET YOU

Im experimenting with forces I couldn't even begin to comprehend