Guess who was shitposting at 5:52am while studying for his cognitive exam?

“If President Trump has put a height-weight-body-ratio rule in place, how the hell am I getting into the cage fight?” — Steven Cheung

SOON ….

Can you give me directions to Walter Reed?

Outside Stephen Colbert’s theater. A chalk message on Broadway in front of the theater, praising Colbert and criticizing Trump and CBS is washed away.

Sad

This crazy lady will probably be getting millions of your tax dollars. That’s a lot of Dr. Pepper.

Rumor has it this is the season finale of SNL tonight.

Another slap in the face for Trump: Xi walked with Putin and surprised him with a massive painting of the two, symbolizing the brotherhood between Communist China and Russia, while Trump got a handful of seeds for his concrete Rose Garden.

“President Xi gave me flower seeds. I guess he doesn’t know Melanie bulldozed the Rose Garden and covered it in concrete.”

@aoc.bsky.social “they do not know the sleeping giant that they just awakened“

Disappointed that @cnn.com’s @elexmichaelson.bsky.social only posted a 2 minute clip of his interview with California’s next Governor, @xavierbecerra.bsky.social on Instagram. Hopefully it gets posted in it’s entirety on YouTube so those that missed it last night can watch it. #TheStoryIs 🧡💙🧡 🧵

That’s good news. Now if we could only get the Crook in Chief to put the sanctions back on. But on the other hand…

CJ McCollum on Jonathan Kuminga: “He has championship DNA coming from the Warriors. The athleticism is off the charts. He’s got a mid-range. He knows how to post up, screen, and defensively, he can guard 1-5. He was in a not so great situation and now he's found a happy home.”

Naš Marko se javlja sa Železničke stanice u Zemunu, gde je potvrdio da vozova i danas, kao i prethodnih puta kada su se održavali masovni protesti u Beogradu - nema. Danas se javljamo sa više lokacija u Beogradu. Vidimo se.

Russia is considering scenarios for an attack on #Ukraine from the territory of Belarus&the Bryansk region,- President Zelenskyy "It’s from there that Russians are considering scenarios for additional attacks on Ukraine-against the northern regions,our Chernihiv-Kyiv direction,"the President said

ashylarry00: #Iran #IsraelFirst #Epstein #PedoFührer

Her neighbor has been missing for 2 months, no calls, no sightings. Meanwhile, Renee Nicole Good was shot and killed by ICE. Keith Porter was murdered by an off-duty ICE officer. This is not law enforcement. ICE are fucking domestic terrorists

Gloria Caulfield, the vice president of strategic alliances at Tavistock Development Company, was booed while praising AI at the University of Central Florida commencement.

Watch a harvestman in action as it devours a worm, showcasing its unique predatory skills. These fascinating arachnids are more than meets the eye.

Filmmaker Richard Sidey films orca breaking Antarctic ice and spy-hopping at the camera in the Ross Sea - type B1 whales with unique cultural hunting technique

MMA TRAINING SESSION TAKES A WILD TURN AFTER INEXPERIENCED PAD HOLDER GETS DROPPED DURING DRILLS

Mei Lun's (Zoo Atlanta) 2 year old daughter Lun Wen is a fluffy beauty and was a being roly poly🙆‍♀️

#339.4 - In a Cartoon? - JACK&JOZEF - They keep discovering. #ad #nrc #fy #fyp #LifeHack #podcast #talkshow #PodcastGemist #cartoon #cartoonstrip #book #story #graphicnovels #stage #news #new #media #ironie #postmodern #absurdisme #weereendag #vandaaginside #talpanetwork #tv

Rage shovelling . I don't get angry. Or not. #podcast #sisters #random #randomthings #life #journey #healing #wisdom

You don't need to know everything, you just need to begin! 💪🏃‍♀️ #nutritech #gymessentials #gymstarterpack

The Thursday donkey George stroll for toast

Good Morning Bluesky. 👍🏾

If Trump was a bird, his appearance would be similar. (it's just for fun). #fun #bird #trump #similar #entertainment #NonPolitical #PresidentialBird #LoveAmerica #LoveEurope #LoveAsia #HatesForHatered #LoveEveryone #NoHate #RespectEeachOther #adventure #travel #nature #mountain #Glacier #photography

Reskeet this post to hug me back.

This month, #NYC Mayor #ZohranMamdani enacted a pied-a-terre tax on luxury homes owned by the super-rich that don't live in the city, erasing the budget deficit without raising property taxes or cutting services. This is how we fight #IncomeInequality and uplift everyday people.

IN WHAT WORLD IS THIS FAIR? 😢 From the OMA: Across Ontario, physicians are performing complex, high-stakes procedures and facing delayed, denied, or rejected OHIP claims. This hurts patients, doctors, and the system. 😠 #ontariohealth #ontariodoctors #health

📆 Plan ahead and check before you travel this Easter. We’re making improvements to the railway. Some train journeys may be affected so check your journey with National Rail. 👉 http://nationalrail.co.uk/spring #SpringRailWorks

Jane Schoenbrun's TEENAGE SEX & DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA, with Gillian Anderson & Hannah Einbinder, received a 6 minute standing ovation at its Cannes premiere this week. Can't. Freakin'. Wait.

2. パーカー・アミン：青春期 思春期を迎えたパーカー・アミンは、力の覚醒や迫りくる危機だけでなく、娘カサンドラの若き父親としての責任とも向き合う。学校、家庭、そして運命の重圧の狭間で、彼は愛する者を守るとは何かを学びながら成長していく。

Investigating the importance of peat bogs in the carbon cycle Developed in partnership with University of Exeter. Watch the full video on @timeforgeog.bsky.social and discover how you can put your geography to... https://timeforgeography.co.uk/videos-list/carbon-cycle/short-term-carbon-cycle/

Here’s BlackRock’s CEO chatting with Gov Abbott about how these AI centers will be “paid for by the private sector.” He says they’ll just use people’s bank accounts and pension funds to bankroll everything. A taxpayer-funded J6 slush fund wasn’t enough for these thieves.🤨

Couldn’t you see me as a cool Scandinavian glasses guy in Corvallis with a way too hype pitch deck for Cathy? I could see me as a cool Scandinavian glasses guy in Corvallis.

It's a brand new Wednesday my dudes! 🗣️ JimmyHere, Sony Pictures, & the Spiderman Movie recently resurrected his iconic Vine to celebrate the upcoming release of the latest Spider-Man movie: Brand New Day. In Divine, you can use the audio of the legend himself from our audio library.

#ticket4play 

Red Bull Gaming has announced a partnership with Assassin’s Creed Black Flag Resynced! They are going to recreate the Leap of Faith in four different ways: 🔵 Cliff Dive 🔵 Pirate Ship 🔵 Into Sand 🔵 Into Hay The whole video will be released today at 6pm CEST!

Raphaël Glucksmann est un macroniste qui ne s’assume pas. Donc pas étonnant que les classes populaires ne l’intéressent pas.

State of America #iceblock #fuckice

Shift at Midnight | Game Pass Trailer Coming Day One to XBOX Game Pass, XBOX Series X|S, XBOX on PC, XBOX Cloud and Steam on June 17

Rclone Bidirektionale Sync fuer Nextcloud https://www.pixeledi.eu/freebies?link=187 So nutze ich rclone bidirektional fuer lokale und Online Daten mit Nextcloud. #rclone #nextcloud #linux #selfhosted

Jetzt steht der Todesfahrer von Magdeburg vor Gericht. #gericht #verhandlung #magdeburg #weihnachtsmarkt #urteil #fyp

Honor Weibo update: "He approaches gracefully, embracing the gentle starry sky ✨ The exclusive Honor 600 series event, ‘You Are My Lucky Star’, is about to begin! Tonight at 8 pm, join Xiao Zhan, Honor Global Ambassador, for a rendezvous under the stars! (...) 1/2 #XiaoZhan肖战 #XiaoZhanxHonor

Here’s a reminder that Trump is for Trump and no one else Organize , support , change ! He sabotaged his own country for his own personal gain. He still does…

German suplex on the floor from PAC! #AEWCollision

Jehu in the Book of Kings | Powerful Bible Story Explained Learn about Jehu in the Book of Kings and his role in fulfilling God’s judgment. This video explains his rise to power, destruction of Ahab’s house, and lessons

Part 5 of Surviving on Four Buckets is now live Watch part 5: pari.org.za/watch-surviv... Video produced by: Mahlatse Rampedi, PARI Ntokozo Ndhlovu, PARI #johannesburgwater #watercrisis #joburgwatercrisis

US-30 (BYPASS) WEST OF PA-113 (DOWNINGTOWN) 🕒 3:42 AM - 3:49 AM ET (16x speed) 🌡️ 47°F | Clear 📍: 40.019260,-75.699780

Director Travis Knight tells us how he got ‘MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE’ out of development hell. “It’s one of those properties that’s been famously snakebitten for decades... it was important that everyone involved really understood the material and had genuine affection for it.”

Yuan Meng (Zoo Beauval) enjoyed a special snack and played in his pool on Christmas~from 12/25/25. No recent updates on le petit prince...hope he's doing okay.🧸 [Cr. 宠物物语馆/Weibo]

lammichaeltw: 普丁已經被自己發動的戰爭打成窮光蛋，勝利日的大閱兵，除了有大批軍校的准炮灰，一件像樣的武器也沒有。 若再給普丁一個十年，他將給俄羅斯一個沒有土豆燒牛肉的新俄國。

James Bond: I like you deeply as a friend and I’m going to choose to not even respond to that. *inflates you making you big and round* Yaphet Kotto:

Kit Malthouse, Conservative MP for North West Hampshire, tells me he's wept after hearing the stories of dying and bereaved people. He'll be backing the assisted dying bill tomorrow.

The Kīlauea volcano recorded its 48th lava fountaining episode, the most ever during a single eruption of Hawaii’s most active volcano. Lava rose more than 650 feet high, which the United States Geological Survey said is likely the eruption’s peak.

Yes! That is the character's name. #OffTopic #PusMorgan #PissOrgan #Presstitute #ToxicBritishMedia @bakerhrolyn.bsky.social @capreece.bsky.social @traceytaylor.bsky.social @thefrankaccount.bsky.social @tennysonsarah.bsky.social @freshfoodiegeek.bsky.social @vrthompson-1.bsky.social

#NeonDreams coming to #NovaScotia In Lunenburg this Friday June 5th at the Lunenburg Opera House Link for dates here, Halifax show is free entry www.bandsintown.com/a/4140273-ne...