My Therapist: The Ed Balls sleep paralysis demon isn't real, he can't hurt you. The Ed Balls sleep paralysis demon:

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

I'm pretty sure this is what happens to Tony Blair when he dies.

Scottish mf'ers when they say "I'm going for a walk"

Here, I think I just remembered that Anas Sarwar is fucked too 😭🙏

Look at these massive dogs stuck in traffic 🙏

It's hot and I'm in a summer dress so I'm testing god's jiggle physics 🙏

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This is false Christian faith. You must live by the virtues to be a Christian. But hey, maybe Jesus would have put blame on the woman for bringing a "kids sample size" that tempted him to sin!

The city was stained red, and even the planet, waking from deep sleep, took on that color. New media art rooted in Japanese aesthetics. Exploring layered realities through digital collage. #takayukio #NYCArtist #NewYorkArt #collageart

While you’re glued to Britney’s courtroom drama, whip up an animated ad in 60 seconds. #motiongraphics #entrepreneurlife

🔴 This #EarthDay clip made my day. 🙂 Some Canadian MPs talking about their favourite National Parks ... 🇨🇦 🌳🏕️

Dang, okay 😗 #brony #cosplay

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Hire a clown, expect a circus. The GOP is happy to comply and re-enforce every lie that Trump will say tonight at Trump's State of the Union. Expect a very long fact check response by the real media... #TrumpsStateOfDelusion

Free Access Article: Stronger social support = lower stress for stroke caregivers. 💙 Discover how nursing can make a measurable difference: vist.ly/4tdzh #neuronurses #stroke #caregiversupport

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Wednesday 12/31/25 Quick4Cast. Happy New Year’s Eve! What you need to know in 30 seconds. Check the First Alert 4 weather app for more forecast details Full forecast -> firstalert4.com/weather

Bobby and Vinnie go back-to-back in the 7th.

Repost by @DragonflyJonez DJ Hed talks about how his advice to Nipsey Hussle led to the song “Last Time That I Checc’d.” ⸻#DJHed #NipseyHussle #LastTimeThatICheccd #HipHopHistory #MusicStories Click to see original repost

Sam Rechner on being part of 30 years of SCREAM franchise history Scaradise 2026. FULL Scream 7 Panel: https://youtu.be/THMYwMnJRSI Instagram/Threads: SheFantasyEnt TikTok: therealmsshe Bluesky: thereal-msshe.bsky.social YouTube: SheFantasy-fe7lo #scaradise2026 #scream7 #scream #horrorfilms

Jetzt ist Putin schon zu faul für ein ordentliches "Hurra". Dann halt ein dreifaches Rrrrraa... 🤷‍♂️

🚨 An MTA vehicle caught fire and exploded near NYC's iconic Charging Bull statue in Lower Manhattan Tuesday evening, sending a massive fireball and thick black smoke into the sky. No injuries were reported, the FDNY said.

80 years farming this land. Heritage check found nothing. Still stopped from building a small caravan park. Regional property rights matter.

Zaproszenie Kamratów do Kanału Zero to znak, że jest to już Kanał Dno, a właściwie dno dna.

Can government only deliver by breaking its own rules? On the latest ep of the Policy Fix podcast @jillongovt.bsky.social and @andrewgreenway.bsky.social explore whether government has built the necessary "muscle" to be genuinely responsive. 🎥 Watch here: bit.ly/4shTzt9

Es la película internacional más premiada del momento y... ¡tercera semana en cartelera para el 📞 #ElAgenteSecreto! 🎟️ 👉 Busca tu cinemás cercano: elasticafilms.com/catalogofilm... Con @laaventuracine.bsky.social y Elastica.

Replying to @beth.rogers96 They normally arrive a couple of days later

Shame #HILTON housing ICE & SELLING STOLEN PALESTINIAN🇵🇸LAND. The latter is illegal under intl, federal, and state laws. #ACT don’t be complicit @aoc.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov @repespaillat.bsky.social @mayor.nyc.gov @kirstengillibrand.bsky.social @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @nytimes.com

The size of these old beams compared to new lumber is wild. They built things different back then. 🏗️📐 #construction #renovation #carpentry

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Don’t remember this in the OG. Patrick Seitz was having fun.

Shoutout to Justin Bieber for running Turbo Overkill clips at Coachella.

Have a wonderful #caturday 😻 Saba the #mainecoon #cat and Siber the #siberian are co-conspirators in cuteness. They are waiting patiently for their servants to provide breakfast. #mainecoons #mainecooncats #cats #catsofbluesky #bluecats #blueskycats #catsonbluesky #felinefriday

EN DIRECTE Segon partit de les semifinals del play-off pel títol! @hcpalau @hoquei_vilasana https://3cat.cat/3cat/directes/esport3/

Newborns in NICU can lose up to 20% of their blood volume from routine testing. The @who.int promotes smaller tubes + less testing to protect babies' blood. Parents can ask: “Can smaller samples be used?” “Is this already being tested?” Every drop counts. #NICU #PBM #NewbornHealth #BloodHealth

Hey JD (Jackarse Dipsht), These J6ers wanted to kill the guy that held your job...Trump's last vice president. You might just want to think about that. They would have done it, too, had they found him. You might want to worry about your future.

Not the walls! 👻 #metroidprime4 #metroidprime4 #nintendo #gaming #blarkandson

I don’t actually believe this is the case but it was just a conspiracy theory that I thought up today. #conspiracytheory #satire #foodforthought #lgbtqia #mtf

Alex shared this video of a downpour in Richmond as storms pushed through South County Friday afternoon. @natwxdesk.bsky.social Share your weather images and video: https://turnto10.com/chimein

🎥 Goal highlight: #24 Seth Jarvis (CAR) scores on a snap shot at 16:19 of the 3rd Period. Assisted by #20 Sebastian Aho, #37 Andrei Svechnikov. Score: MTL 1 - CAR 6 #SoundTheSiren

Historisch. Die Jugendzeit. Man beachte die Frisuren. Alte Fotos wecken Erinnerungen. #kulturduo #erinnerungen #altefotos #jugend #mode #vergangenheit #historisch

Kind of crazy how the best 2D Sonic game of the past 5 years stars an Italian man named Peppino Spaghetti 🤔 Side note: it feels like it should be illegal for the soundtrack to go this hard. Y'all ready to get funky? 😎🍕🎶 👾: Pizza Tower (2023) 🎮: PC / Switch

Even at odds so remote and unlikely, the blue blur and co. will still win 🔵🟡🔴🌸 History is being rewritten with @yatogaminlz.blacksky.app at #UKSGGreen26 as he races against the corrupting island to save everyone in #SonicFrontiers - Another Story - Any% 👑 Be undefeatable: twitch.tv/uksgmarathon

I see there’s another 100 greatest list pissing off all the easily offended. My philosophy on lists:

The blue colored finch finally came back to the feeder.

Barbara Comstock on the weaponization slush fund: "If you wanted to have a fund like this, you should go to Congress….That applies to so many of these executive orders or attempts by this administration to just do things unilaterally."

From @cayleecresta on IG Women do not owe you an interaction 👏🏻

🚗 There is a new mini-record for queues at local gas stations in Crimea, they are now counted not by the number of cars, but by kilometers, in the video the queue reaches 3 km.

💕❤️ HAPPY VALENTINES DAY ❤️💕 Whether alone, or together! Today is a day to celebrate love as a whole, whether it be family, friends, or partners! Spread the love everyone

Good Morning Tony! Thank you very much! I wish you a gorgeous Tuesday, too! Hope your medical conditions are okay for the upcoming surgery? Have an awesome day, take care of you and have fun! Cheers my dear friend! 😊🫴🫖☕☕💊💊💊💊🥪🥪🥨🥐🧈🍯🍓🍒🥣🍫🍫🍫🍊🍊🍊

A busy day on Sunday as the 1s bowed out of the National KO, the 4s advanced in the Challenge Cup, the Sunday XI sadly had to concede to Houghton Stars while the Women's Super 8s suffered a double defeat

🗳️ Don't miss out! 📩 The deadline to register to vote by post in Ward 4 East Sutherland and Edderton By-election is 5pm, Tues 9 June. 👉🏻 Find out more: www.highland.gov.uk/byelection #Ward4ByElection

Законодавці Палати представників ухвалили ініціативу, покликану змусити президента Трампа завершити війну з Іраном. Це стало перемогою демократів і прихильників суворого дотримання Конституції, які заявляють, що цей конфлікт є незаконним без прямого схвалення Конгресу.

Author: Tuneshine @tuneshine_rocks I got stuck on this feature for so long! Then suddenly it came to me that maybe I just wasn’t thinking about it right. . Tuneshine users tend to be big music people, and music people often have ways to listen to music that doesn #gadgets #vinylrecords #entrepreneur

Security camera footage shows a suicide bomber of the type AHD-136 attacking Kuwait International Airport terminal.

Boathouse Manager, Dulwich College @dulwichcollege.bsky.social . Closes: 21/06. https://shrbrt.jobs/mzohfb. #independentschooljobs #londonjobs #teachingjobs @hmc-schools.bsky.social

Traumatic head injuries from contact sports may cause lasting inflammation & long-term blood-brain barrier damage, per Science Magazine study. 🧪 🧠 MRIs of 47 retired athletes showed clear markers of barrier disruption, including altered expression of complement receptors: https://ow.ly/hA0o50Z6mqc