WHEN RAPTURE TURNS INTO RUPTURED. Oh well, folks. The gullible doth fall hard. Next time, don't believe in con men and religious cult charlatans. #rapture

Word salad supreme! Here’s our latest home-made parody video of Crunchwrap Gordito holding a press briefing. The question is about the Trump/Musk breakup — and the answer is….the usual nonsense. Just our attempt to keep sharing the humor to get us all through these dark days of national malaise.

WORRIED ABOUT WW3? Monday is Laugh-In night! Get some comedy relief with our latest batch of home-made Quickies. Gotta smile before marching that mile! #iran #war #LaughIn #parody #satire #Epstein #fanfiction #news #protest #antiwar #bombing #RegimeChange #apocalypse #nuclearwar

What a week… all the more reason to take a smile break and enjoy another home-made, handcrafted assortment of #LaughIn #fanfiction Quickies. This one includes Ben Franklin, Walter Gruntrite, Tyrone, Charlie, Cap’n Peter, Gary the Announcer, Piggy, and more. #parody #satire #humor #news #politics

SIGNS FROM THE 'BIG WOO' -- more scenes from the #NoKings rally today in downtown Worcester, MA. Just a small sample of the outpouring of patriotic passion being expressed against an authoritarian regime that is intent on suppressing our freedoms and worse. #Worcester #Massachusetts

SPECIAL HALLOWEEN EDITION OF OUR HOME-MADE, LAUGH-IN STYLE “QUICKIES.” Featuring The Count doing eerie poetry; Charlie being chased by a mob down a hotel hallway; Walter Gruntrite in the newsroom; animal music; Tiny Tim yodeling; and more! Enjoy! #Halloween #humor #comedy #LaughIn #Frankenstein

What about the rising cost of pic-a-nic baskets? Ranger Rick, reporting from Jeff E. Stein National Park, interviews the 3 bears on the subject of the choices facing our nation. #news #Epstein #democracy #NoKings #tariffs #AffordabilityCrisis #LaughIn #nationalparks #taxes #parody #satire

News getting you verklempt? Have a taste of our latest home-fried Laugh In style Quickies for a fast pick-me-up! Starring Walter Gruntrite, Tyrone, Gary the Announcer Guy, George Washington & more! #humor #parody #satire #fanfiction #LaughIn #Epstein #Iran

Bird-Giving has long been a tradition in the loud, outspoken state of #NJ. So it should come as no surprise that Tyrone and Supie are carrying on that custom in our latest home-baked edition of Laugh-In Quickies. #humor #parody #satire #LaughIn #fanfiction #tribute #bird #Superman #Christmas

ARCHIE BUNKER’S BALLROOM, REFLECTING POOL RUCKUS, THE ARCH & MORE! Monday night is Laugh In night, so we have a fresh new batch of Quickies, featuring the 7 Blunders of the Modern World. (Can we name the new East Wing ballsroom the “Arch E. Bunker”?) #parody #LaughIn #Iran #Epstein #ballroom

CJ McCollum on Jonathan Kuminga: “He has championship DNA coming from the Warriors. The athleticism is off the charts. He’s got a mid-range. He knows how to post up, screen, and defensively, he can guard 1-5. He was in a not so great situation and now he's found a happy home.”

“As a mother and a doctor and an Irish citizen, this barbaric cruel regime must be disbanded” Margaret Connolly

If there is a fixed distance between points – but zero is just another number in the series” then the data are interval level data. #stroke #neuronerds #nursingresearch #gradschool #nurses

Today I joined Assemblymember Marcela Mitaynes for a small business canvass educating Sunset Park business owners about their rights in the event ICE enters their businesses. It’s important to be informed. We’re here to let constituents know our offices are open to them.

Meningitis Updates, Long COVID Vitamin Study And Diagnostic Challenges #health #wellness #medicine #healthnews #publichealth #healthcare

The NY influence is deeply felt in every frame of Beautiful, Pam. Be sure to check out my full conversation with Director J.R. Stoked Available on all podcast platforms (link in bio) #movies #filmsky #NYC

The photo is real, he fell dead asleep during that press spot.The slump in the chair is enhanced. He manages to catch himself before flopping over. This is real, though. If you've ever fallen asleep in a lecture or a meeting, you'll recognize the startled look when he suddenly wakes up.

Fact Check: Posts Saying Your Favorite Celeb Filed a $50 Million Defamation Lawsuit Against A News Host for On-Air Defamation Are NOT Real -- Spam From Vietnam #CheckTok #FactCheck #PopeLeoXIV #DefamationLawsuit #VietnamSpam #CelebrityHoax leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2...

It is Sunday so just a little snippet Get a Sunday. Education.

Good Friday morning, friends!! You know things have gone sideways when the Sinflunzers and Hellhounds are out here letting people know Satan🔥🔥 is in Pope Bob's corner✝️ Have a day y'all! And remember when this horrifying occupying pedo loving regime gets you down, Satan loves you! #SheShed

Supreme Court Rejects Florida Lawsuit Over Immigrant Truck Driver Licenses After Deadly Crash. 👉 Read the full story at NewsLink7.com #SupremeCourt #Florida #TruckDrivers #Immigration #DeadlyCrash #CDL #BreakingNews #News #WorldNews #Noticias

Could this be a solution?

Inept, incompetent imbiber Kash Patel throws a fit when asked to take an alcohol abuse test: I'll take any test that you're willing to take. Are you ready to take it? Let's go. Side by side

HASAN: “There’s no way out of this process where Trump secures a better deal than Obama did… he’s ready to take the L on this but Israel wants the war to continue.”

Got Away With It!? #BatmanArkhamKnight #Batman #arkhamknight #PS5 I can't believe that worked! New Video at YouTube.com/Danlaw83

#News for #Investors and #Media: Today, we are announcing that one of our vaccines has been accepted for review by the China National Medical Products Administration. Learn more: gsk.to/4qnf6Pd

Esta tarde tienes una cita con el equipo de RTVE Igualdad Los domingos, a las 16.15, #ObjetivoIgualdad en el #Canal24Horas y en @rtveplay Este es un avance del programa de esta tarde dozz.es/8d0ogcde

It’s Asian Heritage Month in Canada. We’re featuring Canadian fiction that explores identity, belonging, and what home means. Here’s a quick look at titles to check out! #AHM #AsianHeritageMonth #CanadianFiction

What are the top three things we need to focus on to turn the tide on our rotting system? -Housing -Affordability -Climate Action A big thanks to the Coinnigh Clé- Keep Left campaign for having cross party discussion on the back of the success of the Connolly campaign. #housing #climateaction

New "Kill la Kill" figure. 62cm. 12kg. LED lighting.

Seems pretty clear to me it's just a reminder that Labor will stick the boot in if you're poor because there's a "community expectation" they do so. That scares me as a trans woman.

Circle Jerks singer Keith Morris at their Las Vegas show confronting disruptive Trump supporters in the crowd “Do you fucking understand our fucking lyrics? Do you fucking understand I think Donald Trump is the biggest piece of shit to never walk the face…

FORE!!!!!!!! Yesterday’s Boulder Chamber Foundation Golf Tournament was fun in the sun with a bit of networking mixed in! Thank you to everyone who came out and to all of our sponsors especially the presenting sponsor FirstBank, now part of PNC.

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Riverdale Rd / SR-26 @ Wall Ave / 40th St / SR-204, RDL 🕒 7:44 PM - 8:46 PM MT 🌡️ 69→59°F | Overcast 📍: 41.192610,-111.979160

A hiker's breathtaking close encounter with a mountain goat showcases nature's incredible trust in humans. A moment that challenges our understanding of wild animals.

We built these platforms, but now they’re shaping us. It’s time to flip the script. At the #FreeSpeechSummit2025, @noupside.bsky.social says platforms must place control in users’ hands.

May your holidays be full of light — and just the right amount of dark matter 🌌 Happy Holidays from all of us at NSF–DOE Rubin Observatory! We hope your festive season sparkles with cosmic wonder ✨🔭🧪

👏 Our superstar Julian Pohl (Charité) is not only active in ACLF research but also brings 🧪 #suPAR & #MASLD into the spotlight! His poster WED-437 at #EASLCongress this year shows it can identify at-risk patients - a game-changer for non-invasive #diagnostics. #LiverDisease #biomarkers #metabolism

Next stop: the stage 🎓🧡 Commencement is almost here at UTHealth Houston. #UTHealthHouston #HoustonsHealthUniversity #UTHealthHoustonMade #ClassOf2026

Shift at Midnight | Game Pass Trailer Coming Day One to XBOX Game Pass, XBOX Series X|S, XBOX on PC, XBOX Cloud and Steam on June 17

Hunter Biden says the quiet part out loud: all of the assassination attempts against Trump were staged. -𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑧𝑎𝑏𝑒𝑡ℎ ✨️

Here's a small snippet of Sonic and the Sovereigns of the Emeralds act 4. Introducing a new party member. Marine the Raccoon joins the gang to help sonic and his friends navigate a pirate infested jungle. Hope you enjoy #SonictheHedgehog #Disney #Voiceacting #Fandom

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The path to the majority we need to check this administration goes through IA02. Thank you to @emilyslist.bsky.social for joining us.

🏋️‍♀️ Aligning your exercise timing with whether you are a 'morning person' or 'night person' could help protect your ticker from heart disease, as well as help boost your sleep quality, buff.ly/3cWXQN8 #science #sciencenews #exercise #fitness #nightowl #morninglark #hearthealth #sleephealth

A career with the State of Illinois includes benefits for what matters most! All State of IL employees are eligible for 12 weeks of parental leave for birthing and non-birthing parents. The State also provides daycare options to support working parents. https://mybenefits.illinois.gov

This National Walking Month, we’re highlighting the benefits of active travel, inc walking & cycling.🚶🚴 Active travel plays a key role in supporting health & wellbeing, & has huge benefits for the environment & economy. 🎧 Listen to our full evidence session on active travel➡️ bit.ly/4w7BAYB

ICYMI: The response of this U.S. regime to the ‘Black Question’ echoes the escalating stages of the Nazis’ “Final Solution.” As Pearson (D-TN) declared, “This nation has legalized the worst things in humanity...but no matter what you do, WE WILL STILL BE HERE.” 1/2👇🏾 youtu.be/CdERH8MC5-c?... #PINKS

Also Data's iconic "I just got laid" entrance! 😆

I have an easier explanation. Trump is a colossal moron. When in doubt apply Occam's Razor, the simplest answer is usually correct. The only question is how long before he tries to make a horse an US Senator? Enjoy this silly video of America burning.

Fumo Patchouli Knowledge Music of the Day 373: Tyler, The Creator - Noid Chromakopia (2024) · Hip-Hop Someone's keeping watch, I feel them in this library..

A bear has injured four people near Fukushima city in Japan. Wildlife is surging in areas evacuated following the 2011 nuclear disaster. Last year 13 people were killed by bears across Japan.

Над Києвом піднявся чорний дим після російської атаки.

Scrolling is the new smoking. I hear it from parents, teachers, and from children themselves. Big tech companies have created addictive algorithms that monetises attention. We did not expect parents to take on the smoking industry alone, so we cannot abandon them on social media safety either.

Dica para quem está começando no game ou ainda não sabe como usar os computadores de loot no ARC Raiders! 😉 #arcraiders

The people of Bolivia have been continuously protesting in the streets for 33 days. They are protesting to prevent their far-right government from handing over its lithium to the United States and its natural resources to foreign companies.

Um meme do Cláudio Castro "comendo todo mundo" para animar seu feriado. #claudiocastronacadeia #meme #claudiocastro #riodejaneiro #riodejaneiroaprendamavotar

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