Randy Epley
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PhD is not just science, it’s project management and stress mitigation combined. Our DCs Marlene, Sara, Philippine, and Pauline get candid about what’s like to be a HUMAN PhD while keeping their sanity and stress levels in check. 👇 What's the most underrated stress-management tip you swear by?
Dr. Combet-Curt recommends trying different things and learning from our patients, while Dr. Gommeren recommends keeping to a scientific approach and not getting carried away with enthusiasm during last year's EVECC. What is something you've learned this past year through a conference?
The results of the September 2026 Russian elections have been decided. After a free and fair vote, the United Russia party will win by the same margin as they did in 2021, around 49.8%. The Kremlin doesn't want the vote to look TOO rigged, it needs to be just rigged enough.
SGA WITH THE HANDLES 😲 He's got a game-high 22 PTS as the Thunder lead by 7 in Q3 of Game 2!
EuroLeague Round 14 | Huge Wins for Monaco and Partizan #euroleague #basketball #nbaeurope #nbauk #euro
The White House is the People's House. Modifying it requires a specific process, approvals, and permanent. Clearly, Trump's parents never told him No. 🤬 #GishGallopApproachToGoverning #TrumpDistraction #WhatAboutThoseEpsteinFiles #TrumpIsInTheEpsteinFiles #FDT ➡️ @ chez.chuck
SpaceX has proposed spending $55B to launch its “Terafab” semiconductor project in Austin, according to government filings. #SpaceX #ElonMusk #Semiconductors #Tesla #Terafab
I’m already seeing the prices of products I sell go up due to the Tariffs! #trump #tariffs #tradewar #trade
President Trump's real address to the nation yesterday: we can't fund Medicare, Medicaid or daycare because we're funding a war Americans don't support instead.
FHP says a Florida man is facing charges after a high-speed chase Saturday night, during which he crashed his car and later joked with the trooper about getting a faster vehicle. More: https://www.gulfcoastnewsnow.com/article/florida-driver-crashes-high-speed-chase-jokes-needing-faster-car/71327833
"Day 093, orbit 1439 — Sunday morning science episode #7: static electricity" 📸Adenot Sophie @soph-astro.esa.int (if this is official account here, sorry if not) x.com/Soph_astro/s...
This is not even mentioning the literal arming and trainjng of the fascist contras during this time, look up Iran contra, but the point stands: If you stand for democracy, you stand against imperial sanctions and you cannot have one without the other.
Olha isso mano!! 🔥 #BTS_WORLDTOUR_ARIRANG #BTS_WORLDTOUR_ARIRANG_LASVEGAS #BTS_WORLDTOUR_ARIRANG_LASVEGAS_D2
We’re throwing ✨CLIMATE DANCE PARTIES✨ at aquariums, natural history museums, and botanical gardens to celebrate my book *What If We Get It Right?* coming out in paperback on April 14th. The world is a hot mess and I feel like we all just need to boogie. Details coming soon: getitright.earth/tour
This morning, a missile hit a building 100 meters from her parents' house. Then she walked onto court at Roland Garros and won. Kostyuk after the match: "I don't want to talk about myself today. All my heart goes to the people of Ukraine." 6-2, 6-3. Then said the only thing that mattered.
Day 7 of the Jurassic World Advent Calendar my dudes oh and we got marvel rivals !drops See you there? 👉🏻👈🏻 www.twitch.tv/njayrassic
‘We would never give somebody half of a prescription or say, sorry, we've only got enough people to give you half of your operation.’ Sara Hazzard CSP and stroke survivor David were on ITV Meridian to highlight critical understaffing and to call for investment in rehab. #RightToRehab
🌟 @lymediseaseaction.org.uk is now PIF TICK re-certified. This means its health information continues to be: - Evidence-based - Up-to-date - Easy to use and understand Get PIF TICK certified: pifonline.org.uk/pif-tick/how... #HealthInformation #PIFTICK
Heute ist Welttuberkulosetag! Warum fällt dieser Gedenktag auf den 24. März und was hat Robert Koch damit zu tun? Benjamin Kuntz, Leiter unseres Museums, nimmt euch mit an einen historischen Ort in Berlin und erzählt, warum dieses Datum bis heute eine besondere Bedeutung hat.
🔥 𝗦𝗮𝗳𝗲 𝗧𝗲𝗮𝗺=𝗦𝘂𝗰𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗳𝘂𝗹 𝗠𝗶𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻🔥 To celebrate its 3rd anniversary, #ToonieTuesday is partnering with @lorelei0502.bsky.social to support the Reconnaissance Unit of the 𝟭𝘀𝘁 𝗨𝗻𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝗦𝘆𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗺𝘀 𝗖𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿 🅿️🅿️shulikatamara@gmail.com (✍️ “Toonie” in comment) 🫙 send.monobank.ua/jar/4hhzT6fFvF 🧵⤵️1/3
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Found this old cute timelapse speedpaint of a persocom OC maybe I should redraw her sometime <3
🔥 Lorenzo Crescioli goes solo!! The 22-year old is on his own in the slopes of Piancavallo! 📺 Follow the #Giroditalia on TV, and on socials, wherever you are 🌐
It's National Otter Day today! 🦦 Watch how they throw the young'uns in the water. Time to swim!
#bitcoin #crypto #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/04efksw4
Really gonna miss The New Day on WWE #wwe #newday #kofikingston #xavierwoods #itsanewday
POV: When your girlfriend wants Doordash. #doordash #funny #comedy #girlfriend #lilnucleus
We are not disrupting society out of chaos—we are disrupting it because the system we live in is unsustainable, unjust, and accelerating us toward climate collapse. @a22network Register for festivalofrevolutions.org
The Independent Commission for Reconciliation and Information Recovery, main purpose is to investigate deaths and serious injuries during the Troubles, has burned through around £60m, and the hosts say it has produced “not a single report.” #GovernmentSpending #NorthernIreland #Politics
Aspiranti giudici federali rifiutano dati oggettivi, come la vittoria elettorale di Joe Biden alle presidenziali del 2020, in nome alla fedeltà al presidente Trump. Sempre meno “Land of the free”, sempre più dittatura Trumpiana. Non restiamo in silenzio.
#BillionairesForBallroom💵 Big-Media #EpsteinClass💰 millionaire anchors at Comcast News-MSNOW let him get away with such talk. Comcast News-MSNOW has given millions to all of Trump's Projects[Inauguration, Arch, Ballroom Duffy's Road Trip]. They write books🤑 and think Carter was president in 1976.
1/3 Ο Μάιος ανήκει στο Starship! 🚀🔥 Ετοιμαζόμαστε για την επόμενη μεγάλη δοκιμή της SpaceX (Μαιο???). Από το εκκωφαντικό Static Fire μέχρι την απίστευτη προσπάθεια του "Catch" από τη Mechazilla, η ανθρωπότητα αλλάζει επίπεδο στην εξερεύνηση του διαστήματος.
The Tobacco & Vapes Bill is now law.🎉 Today’s Royal Assent reflects the hard work of Directors of Public Health & partners in ending smoking harm. 👀 Read more of our member's reflections on our website ➡️ bit.ly/TobaccoAndVa... @felly500.bsky.social @wisemanalice.bsky.social
Fam, I've been hearing quite a bit about the new Clone Wars Ahsoka Tano skin that came out in Fortnite. It's been on my mind for a few days since I heard about her, so I'm going to see if can install and play the mobile version of Fortnite and earn her before the event ends. Wish me luck, Fam. 🧡
It's #MembersMonday 💡 This week, we're featuring EU-CRESC. EU-CRESC advances #heatpumps as a key solution for implementing European energy efficiency policies through advocacy, research, and collaboration with energy sector stakeholders. #EHPAMembership 🔗 ehpa.org/about-ehpa/j...
A windfall profits tax sounds great as a one-off. But once investors expect it to happen again, it's no longer a windfall tax—it's just a profits tax. And that can discourage the investment you actually want.
Ear movement system now correctly works for smile, frown and surprised. Very fun introduction to flux to figure this out #resonite
whyyoutouzhele: 5月28日,天津正式上线滴滴“网约公交车”服务。据悉,该服务采用线上预约模式,乘客可通过平台下单,根据需求匹配车辆和线路,实现公交出行与网约车服务相结合。