The House Cat frantically trying to advance beyond Round 1 of #2026MMM this week:

Squirrels would be less pushy if you forget to give nuts. Consider switching allegiance. Still, I will always #RespectCorvids. 🐦‍⬛🐿️ #SquirrelTax

No March Mammal Madness is complete without a #CatScandal, and #2026MMM is no exception.

Remember, they’re not called Boop Cats. #CatsAreSilly #NubbinTail

I still can’t believe that a #WorstBear Panda legitimately defeated a Malabar Giant Squirrel in #2016MMM. 🐼⚔️🐿️ #SquirrelEnemies #2026MMM

I predict this is exactly how the House Cat will be defeated in the first round of #2026MMM. Bonus points for looking like @natickbobcat.bsky.social . 📦🐈 #CatsAreSilly

Just once, I’d like to see @mmmletsgo.bsky.social end this way. #2026MMM ⚡️🦖

Promises made, promises kept. #2026MMM

Every now and then, I have to not pay attention to the news.

Squirrels, do NOT over-consume fermented fruits! #SquirrelWisdom 🍓🐿️🍹 Video from reddit: www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s...

Amnesty urges probe into deaths at Nigerian military run camp! #news #worldnews #nigeria #africa #nigerian #military #nigerianmilitary #african #amnesty #amnestyinternational

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Dance Like He Is Dead... 🍾🥂

#Demokratie lebt von Unterschieden, Gesprächen und Kompromissen. Wir haben uns bei unserer Fraktionsklausur mit Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer, Vorsitzende der Konrad-Adenauer-Stiftung und der Politökonomin Maja Göpel ausgetauscht. Darüber, was die Demokratie bedroht und wie wir sie stärken können.

We might not be a celebrity (or even technically a person), but when we spotted this trend, we knew we had to join in. Especially after digging through all the ‘vintage’ photos we uncovered while celebrating our 30th anniversary last year.

She’s got a whimsical little surprise! 🫧🫧 Saying goodbye to this beauty before she’s packed up to go to her new home in Hong Kong. Vera Cruz Amethyst Cluster with Selenite and Mobile Enhydro from Mexico. #amethyst #mineralmonday #witchsky #crystals #minerals

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Victor Wembanyama step back three

BREAKING NEWS: local vampire starts FARMING after NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE‼️

Support small businesses she is on the government and their grifts and cronies💯🤔

Britney Spears Enters Treatment, Tom Dumont Health Update, and Katy Perry at Coachella #celebrity #popculture #famous #trending #celebnews

What if the UFO groups you trusted were run by the people hiding the truth? Ron James reveals how the intelligence community didn't just monitor MUFON, they got inside it. New episode out now.  https://youtu.be/wD8uildLBYY

Trump says the Iran war ends "soon." It won't. He needs out. Iran has been preparing for this for 1,400 years. #CulturalPerspective #Iran #Trump #Hezbollah #MiddleEast

Aziz Ansari as Kash Patel on SNL 😂

Last bit footage of him of the night I turned the camera on, to turn off the motion controls, and he so wanted to be recorded he jumped down real quick, I think he can see the light from the roof 😅

#TuesdayMotivation ~ Your dream is calling you to rise, not retreat. Stand up and answer. #YOLOHW #THRIVE #selfcarethread #manifestyourdreams

Tod's always been interested in longbows - even if they have some downsides 🏹 #todsworkshop

Happy 70th Birthday to Larry Blackmon 🎈🎉🎂 #Cameo I love this wholesome song about..... candy 🍬 🍫 🍭 😏

Marco Rubio lands in India Marco Rubio lands in India for a four-city diplomatic tour covering Kolkata, Agra, Jaipur, and New Delhi, as Washington looks to strengthen ties with one of its most important strategic partners in Asia.

News getting you verklempt? Have a taste of our latest home-fried Laugh In style Quickies for a fast pick-me-up! Starring Walter Gruntrite, Tyrone, Gary the Announcer Guy, George Washington & more! #humor #parody #satire #fanfiction #LaughIn #Epstein #Iran

Parenting Tip a Day for May! Want a simple way to boost your child's brainpower? Turn up the classical music! Just 20 minutes of listening can promote changes in the brain that support learning and development, according to research from the University of Helsinki.

Die Ukraine startet ein separates Programm für einen „Logistik-Lockdown“, um ihre Angriffe im mittleren Entfernungsbereich auszuweiten und die russische Logistik sowie die militärischen Kapazitäten im operativen Hinterland systematisch zu zerstören – Fedorov. t.me/c/2382132217...

Kind words belong everywhere. Even on lockers. 💛 A little kindness goes a long way. Sometimes the smallest gesture can have the biggest impact. #nationalrandomactsofkindnessday #randomactsofkindness

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#OliMcBurnie being Oli McBurnie during this promotion parade in #Hull... 🤣 #hcafc #hullcityafc #skybetchampionship #football #soccer #footballnews #footballculture #fyp #bluesky #sport #sport Video Credit - @HullCity

🆘URGENT MEDICAL🐶SHEERA Sheera needs medical help they won’t give. See post below If fostered, rescue org covers medical costs Her human says, “She is smart, has the nose of a trained sniffer dog &is protective of the ones she loves." Friendly with dogs, cats & strangers. 🙏Repost to find her hero

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Let’s get one thing straight: artists, donors, and others left the Kennedy Center because of the Trump takeover. Now, it’s time to return it to the American people and Congress so it can flourish once again.

Gonna leave this here. Save it so you can remember who destroyed Medicaid. #senatorwhitehouse #madyet

A cat panicked when it realized that the one stroking it was not its owner. 😮🫨

2024: Trump, "Biden has an ability to fall asleep while on camera. You'll never see me sleeping in front of cameras" 2026: Trump sleeping in front of cameras

Should you experience the moment or build something from it? Amy Goodchild on art's greatest tension. Full interview @aaronjackarts   @amy_goodchild #DigitalArt #Shorts

Happy Easter! Nothing says “He is Risen” like promising death to your enemies. Obviously the most Christian President we've ever seen. #Easter #USA #ChristianValues #PeaceOnEarth #StraitOfHormuz #Irony #FolkMusic #NoWar

Hey guys! Check out my new article for @cartoonbrew.bsky.social about the times when Tom & Jerry actually spoke! Lots of history and great clips. www.cartoonbrew.com/cartoon-stud...

Tweets are distracting from the Iran War?

Knicks Win!!!!! Let’s goooo 6 straight wins #Knickssky

#conservatism #fyp #epicfury #operationepicfury #loser #trump #trumpadministration

Pedophile Donnie is committing war crimes, and crimes against American ppl I really think we need to start showing up at protest, with rifles… show them we are willing to fight back The midterms are not gonna save us. The Dems are not gonna save us. We’re gonna have to save ourselves.

The Jones Act makes shipping within the United States more expensive — think of it as a tax on domestic commerce, explains Cato's Colin Grabow. Learn more about one of America's most costly protectionist laws on our YouTube channel: https://ow.ly/M5RM50Z3gpr

NO YOU SNEK!!!! Thank youuu🥺❤️‍🔥🫂

We had a play today at Pirate's Treasure in our Numeracy Rainbow Play area. We had to use addition skills to see who could count the treasure to win the coin. Well done p1.

❤️🧲 4D flow MRI reveals that disturbed blood flow in distal brain arteries—low shear stress, high residence time—predicts poor recovery after MCA stroke. pdf 👉 www.journalofcmr.com/article/S109... Dr. Zhensen Chen explains below 👇 #WhyCMR

Ever wonder how raw logs turn into crisp, perfect paper? Watch the mesmerizing journey from forest to finished sheet. The precision is purely satisfying. See the full process at the link in my bio. #manufacturing #oddlysatisfying #technology #behindthescenes

Lulu is such a gem. "She is making money, and many of us are not" 🤣🤣 You know what to do asever.com

It's #TrailerTuesday again! In RatScum, you play as a rat trying to return home: 🏚️ climb through vents and strange spaces 🧩 solve puzzles and avoid dangers 👁️ spy on tenants 🐀 befriend stranger rats and uncover the stories whispered behind the walls #indiegames #pcgaming #gamedev

Hmmm...as far as 'Brain Age' PB is...not as ancient as Mulligan feels...but I still feel old and professorial...just with...WAAAYYY more self loathing. AHAHA after April there is a LOT to loath. FORTUNATELY, I tend to distract myself with work, so you lot SHOULD get one or two projects soon.

El Gobierno de Canarias reclama avanzar en la cogestión de los aeropuertos canarios de interés general y no solo en los aeródromos y helipuertos.

German journalist recounts Israeli brutality

🎬 Anna Faris says she felt love from Scary Movie fans “for many years, but not from the industry.” 📸 credit: @Variety 👉 N Crowd, do you think Anna Faris deserved more recognition? #AnnaFaris #ScaryMovie

El professorat vota que no al preacord amb el govern @nuriasecret @natzafarre #EstàPassant3Cat https://ccma.cat/3cat/esta-passant/