update: i've been laughing about this fucking stupid tom green bit all morning now

tongues of light

“hang on this is gonna make a great visual gag”

mosa lina is such an elegant game

Next week on Beyond the Gates #beyondthegates #btg #beyondthegatescbs

With you, even the heaviest day feels light as a feather ❤️ #love #relationshipgoals #lovequotes #romanticquotes #relationshipquotes

🎄 Once UPun a Christmas: Day 13! 🎄 We’re continuing our countdown to Christmas with some seriously crackers’ jokes from our staff & clients to bring on the holiday cheer. 😆 Today’s dose of Christmas fun comes courtesy of Helen from Online Learning College.

News Update Today for March 18. #news #epstein #iran #trump #newstoday

NATHAN MACKINNON!! DE 3-0 À 3-3!! 😱😱 ON. S'EN. VA. EN. PROLONGATION!!!!

Happy Earth Day, Spadina–Harbourfront! I hope you all have the chance to get outside and enjoy the incredible nature our riding has to offer, from our magnificent waterfront, to the islands, and the many parks in between. #cdnpoli #MPChiNguyen #SpadinaHarbourfront

Memorial Day ceremonies to be held today. Also, city leaders possibly scaling back support for data center projects. Finally, crews battling the Seven Cabins Fire have made significant progress. MORE: https://www.ktsm.com/local/el-paso-news/list-memorial-day-events-in-the-borderland/ 

Happy MAR10 Day! 🥳 PB is a big fan. 😁 #PumpkinBoy #SuperMario #MAR10Day

Namjoon sharing Tablo's post. 💜🐨💜 #RM #Namjoon #BTS

Tooked up in bed playing some mario kart, and watching the sidemen on YouTube 😀☺️ #MarioKartWorld #NintendoSwitch2

🤫 National Giro-graphic... #GirodItalia

Meu coração min yoongi #BTS_WORLDTOUR_ARIRANG #BTS_WORLDTOUR_ARIRANG_LASVEGAS #BTS_WORLDTOUR_ARIRANG_LASVEGAS_D1

I got called a "foid" for the first time today 💔 twitch.tv/salpo_nolobio

Some jokes only make sense once the future catches up. #AllEyesonIran

***The Following Contains Explicit Language and Adult Content*** Dave Defends the Faster Match Pacing at WrestleMania 42 Segment is from AJ OUM Episode 352 For ALL THINGS OUM: Click here: www.linktr.ee/ajoum #AJOrsini #DeceiveDave #OUM #WWE #WrestleMania42 #WWE2026

Good Morning 🌞 🌄 Some paths are not easy but they are worth it🙏💕🌸🍒🍃 #HikingAdventures #NatureLover #KeepGoing #MountainSoul #TrailLife #ChooseYourPath #InspirationalQuotes #PositiveVibesOnly #GrowthJourney #FaithOverFear #ExploreMore #OutdoorLife #WomenWhoHike #RiverViews #AdventureAwaits ✨🥾🏞️💛

2/2 Wo bleibt unsere Wut und Solidarität? Sonntag neue Folge She Drives Mobility u. a. mit @raulkrauthausen.bsky.social und Arne von Via, die diesen Service technisch organisiert hatten. Schon abonniert?

Zeldin said Gore declared "global freezing." The host, an actor, said that. Gore immediately said No. No. No. Zeldin put the actor's words in Gore's mouth. That's not a mistake. That's a paid service for Big Oil. #ClimateScience #AMOC #EPA

V. Zelensky Je suis reconnaissant au SSU d'avoir porté un coup à l'une des importantes entreprises militaires 🇷🇺. La distance de notre frontière est de 1700km, c'est la région de Perm. Metafracs Chemicals est une partie importante de l'industrie chimique 🇷🇺. La production de l'entreprise fournit 🧵

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hero of the stupid in action.🤣🤣🤣🤣

Descend into a cursed idle dungeon where every upgrade feeds the unknown. 🕯️🩸 Horripilant is now available on Steam 👇 #indiegame #indiedev

Tom Adelsbach So yesterday Trump posted a video of him crashing Stephen Colbert's final show and literally throwing him in the garbage, and of course, I had to FIX it.

"Il n'y aura pas de guerre chaude dans les années à venir entre Taïwan et la Chine" ▶️ Pierre-Antoine Donnet, rédacteur en chef de Asia Magazine, était l'invité de Stéphanie Antoine sur #ledebatf24 : https://go.france24.com/UXfX

Following the evacuation zone reduction in the Garden Grove tank crisis, Orange County officials want to reassure residents that it is safe to return.

Rep Lieu (D-CA) with a brilliant breakdown of the SAVE Act. Trump and MAGA Republicans know their policies are crushing the working class but instead of changing those policies they want to disenfranchise voters. Americans say #NoPayToVoteSAVEAct Democrats need to hold the line.

Here’s a simple answer!

FAA reducing air traffic by 10% amid ongoing government shutdown. The Federal Aviation Administration announced it would reduce air traffic by 10% across 40 "high volume" markets beginning this Friday: @fox5dc.com.web.brid.gy

Iran claimt dat er een deal in de maak is waarbij Iran en Oman de controle over de Straat van Hormuz krijgen en de VS hun militaire aanwezigheid terugtrekt. Is dat volgens voormalig diplomaat Ron Keller een realistische uitkomst van de vredesonderhandelingen? #pauwendewit

Wemby called in backup 👽🔥

Unseen footage of morning "News" meeting at the New York Times.

Listen in on scientists finding (and falling for) a new species of octopus now called Microeledone galapagensis. Read more here www.scientificamerican.com/article/tiny...

Oxfam responds to mass forced displacement in Lebanon and ready to respond to wider regional crisisOxfam responds to mass forced displacement in Lebanon and ready to respond to wider regional crisis www.oxfam.org.uk/mc/nqa2gb/

Trump has openly stated that he doesn’t give a damn that Americans are struggling financially. Compounding THAT insult, he makes it even harder for the people with a scam so revolting that it beggars belief. By fleecing the American People of billions of dollars, he’s laughing at you all.

Ah, I love the gardening style (it closely resembles mine 😎) We too have cats and hedgehogs, one visited just now and entitled some of the cat food I leave out for it. Once upon a time we even had a nest!

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What makes Pennsylvania perfect… @mwoluchem.bsky.social and @livgar.bsky.social of @datasociety.bsky.social on our latest Mystery AI Hype Theater 3000 episode, “Data Centers Go Nuclear”. Check out their latest piece in @newint.bsky.social. newint.org/science-and-... (w @emilymbender.bsky.social)

GOP clearly has no plan for this war in Iran & it seems USA bases & countries in the region are losing some front end battles. The ppl 🍊 has “in charge” of this war have no idea what they shd be doing. This cd be a real disaster if gop Fox runs this war. Iranian missile hits 🇮🇱. via Al Jazeera

Any kid was hit&run by vehicle&say they're bad 1&let vehicle hit them by running fast&made everyone worry in Netflix ATLA, Marvel, DC, Fast& Furious, Wednesday, Squid Game, Last of Us, GTA, Star Wars, One Piece? Kid:It's was me who's bad. Run so fast&only then let car hit me. It made everyone worry.

First listing SOLD! Huge milestone and an amazing team made the process smooth from start to finish. Hard work, teamwork, and dedication truly make a difference. #RealEstate #Sold #FirstListing #RealtorLife #Success

Drop an older person you're going to turn into in the future.

With Abortion Rights Scotland in Edinburgh today. Showing support for free, safe, legal, local abortion services, free from harassment, provided and delivered by the NHS in Scotland.

Away from the reporters’ cameras, Gazans carrying “aid” bags show the real nightlife: passing people dancing with sodas, buying desserts, walking past the packed O2GAZA, stopping to watch deliveries at Taj Mall, and ending with a slushy at another restaurant.

Jamen, vill man avleda litet - så kör man hårt på något annat. Lite som En prutt i klassrummet: den skyldige stormar upp och pekar på andra (ej skyldig för detta hemska beteende, hell no - det var Stoffe ju!!).

Time to say officially goodbye 👋 Or goodnight #Unamerica 👋

The return of blond #Mingi for Singles magazine AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaa #ateez #dailymingi

Eyes Wide Shut is structured like a children's fairy tale.

Dive into the transformative world of breath with our latest Skeletal Leap episode. Laadi Ojas discusses how breathing can awaken Kundalini and clear chakras, leading to a life filled with joy and insight. Don't miss this enlightening journey!

🔥 Así quedó el edificio calcinado en el barrio de A Ponte Los bomberos continúan con las labores de refresco ↘️https://mrf.lu/BNs5

Added the ability to control the first-person debug camera with the mouse, and it isn't exactly what I expected, but eh, good enough for testing! #GodotEngine #gamedev #indiedev

George Springer takes a tumble and his teammates are amused